Funny GIF: Big sister, you are soliciting guests, I can't go home anymore

Have you ever found in your daily life that it is always a puppies not to leave tomorrow?

You thought he was knitting a sweater for his girlfriend, then you were wrong

Big sister, you are soliciting customers, I can’t go home anymore

Everyone, I just need to wear red pants, my friends say that

z After ninjutsu, I really freaked me out.

selected connotation jokes

1. Today I went to the picking garden with my friends. There were so many people. It happened to be a beautiful manager who received us from the door to the picking shed, the manager. They have been promoting to us how fresh the grapes and strawberries in their picking garden are, pure natural, pollution-free, and do not use any pesticides and pesticides... Just when we were about to believe the door of the greenhouse was opened. The armed eldest brother is spraying pesticide~ That scene, so embarrassing!

2. Playing games at home on weekends, my mother slapped me when she entered the house, grabbed my ears and went to the living room "Look at the peanut shells you eat" and rubbed my ears "This is not what I eat". . "Isn't it you who can eat, it can't be a dog." . "That can't be said." So he threw a peanut to the dog, grabbed it, bit it, spit the skin, and ate peanut kernels in one go, naturally and smoothly. .

3. Tell me about my college classmates. I went to the bathhouse to take a bath at 8 o’clock in the sophomore year and took a small path back to the dormitory. There was a manhole cover that was lifted and forgotten by the workers. She supported her with her hand and called for help to the passing boy. The boy saw a woman with a disheveled hair lying on her back in the manhole calling for help. She was so scared that she ran away without looking back and then climbed up by herself. .

4. My brother was more timid when he was young, and every time he was bullied, I would ask me to get him back! I was also unambiguous, and I found their house and sat on the kang: today if you don’t apologize to my brother, I’ll eat and live in your house,,, no matter who pulls me, I will not leave until that house bought me snacks and promised Stop bullying my brother, so I happily brought home snacks! !

5. When I was young, playing in the water made my pants wet a little, and my brother was soaked all over, I thought it was him who was beaten this time! What I didn't expect was that my dad saw that my pants were wet, and he came up with a kick: "I pee my pants when I'm old!" I was reluctant at the time, pointing to my brother and said, "Look at him!" Then my dad turned his head to look. I took a look at my brother, then turned around and gave me a kick again: "Why do you pee on your brother!!!"