1 A skinny boy who left home became fat and returned home, but his local accent has not changed and he is piled with meat. The children didn't recognize each other and asked the fat man who he was. 2 I originally wanted to get married this year, but I went to the Civil Affairs Bu

1 A skinny boy left home and became fat when he returned home, his local accent has not changed and he is piled with meat. The children didn't recognize each other and asked the fat man who he was.

2 I originally wanted to get married this year, but I went to the Civil Affairs Bureau and waited in line for a day. He told me that marriage requires two people, which made me confused.

3 Xiao Ming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath. His mother panicked and called the family doctor for help. The doctor said: "I still have a few patients here, and it may take half an hour to get there." Xiao Ming's mother said: "What should I do before you come?" The doctor said: "Give Xiao Ming a glass of boiled water, and then jump hard, and you can let Xiao Ming blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

4 When I came home at night and called the door, my dad came out and asked "Who is it?", I said loudly and concisely "Me~!", my dad came back to the house and there was no movement for a long time. I got angry and called him to ask why he didn't open the door. My dad said that after asking who it was, I just heard a "bark" outside the door and thought it was a dog~!

5 My nephew just refuses to eat. After the sister-in-law pressed her again and again, the nephew hesitated and said, "I'm very full. I helped Xiao Min eat her meal at the kindergarten at noon, and she promised to let me kiss her." The sister-in-law scolded her with a straight face: "You are not allowed to help others eat anymore!" The nephew said helplessly: "But, I have to help her eat this month, and I couldn't help but kiss her too much today."

6 When I was a child, my dad started beating me by yelling at me: "How many points did you get in the math test?!" Otherwise, the teacher will be in vain! Then he beat me to the point where I doubted my life!

Once, I was having fun and woke up my dad. My dad roared: "What score did you get in the math test?!"

I smiled and said: "Dad, it's summer vacation!"

My dad: "Have you finished your summer homework?"...

7 A student reversed the car into the warehouse and couldn't get in. Finally, the coach calmly got out of the car and said, "Come on, come down! You and I can carry it in, okay?"

8 When we first got engaged, one day, she called me: My parents are going to harvest wheat, and soon there will be no one at home. You know~~ I rode my motorcycle and drove all the way. …………

When I rushed to her house, her parents had not left. After helping them pack up, my girlfriend actually sat on the tricycle.

Me: You are going too.

Girlfriend: You are all going. Didn’t I tell you on the phone? There will be no one at home in a while. Are you getting in the car or following behind on a motorcycle? You have to help load the car.

9I saw a woman on the street today. Expressionless. I guess I just fell in love. Cross the road without looking at the traffic lights. After almost being hit by a car, the driver yelled: You are looking for death, and the woman yelled back. You know how to brake! ...

10 "Your acne hasn't healed after so long, why don't you see an old Chinese medicine doctor?"

"I've read a lot, but it's no use!"

"Why?"

"This is an ancestral secret acne, and the old Chinese medicine doctor specializes in treating it!"

11 In the middle of the night, the two people who were sleeping were awakened by a rapid knock on the door in the room.

The woman kicked the man and said, "Go and open the door."

The man said, "My door is closed, how could someone knock on the door?"

The woman said, "Don't scare me in the middle of the night."

The man said, "I should be afraid, right? I have always lived alone, who are you?"

12 Male: People's ability to identify has deteriorated with the development of the times.

Female: Where did you see that?

Male: I used to recognize people when they turned into ashes, but now I don’t recognize them when they put on makeup.

female...

13 A courier boy walked into our office with a package and shouted: Who is the rescuer sent by the monkey! Everyone looked confused. The director walked over and wanted to ask what was wrong! Did the little brother say you were the rescuer sent by the monkey? The director scolded angrily: You must be sick! The little brother got angry: If the recipient writes "Rescue Soldiers Sent by Monkeys" from now on, I won't send it!