No action is redundant. Any mistake can be avoided. Two days ago, a few buddies were having a party, and I told them: "Every time my wife asked me to buy vegetables, I would falsely report the price and buy myself two bottles of good wine. This is called wisdom. What about you?"

Friendship between men

varied and unexpected

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No action is redundant

Any mistake can be avoided

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(Brother’s tacit understanding: I will definitely hit you)

Some bad friends will be prepared when you sleep

prepare for your surprise when you wake up

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PE teacher shouted that he could play!

How to wake up

Friends sleeping in class

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There are such brothers, it is difficult to make progress without progress

When you have two bad friends

The playground is your social death scene

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It's okay to cheat brothers, it's the real friendship htt ml2

(I am Xiaoqiujun)

in front of basketball duel

brothers may become elders at any time

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It is not easy to score the ball, but it is easy to kneel

▲ Two days ago, a few buddies gathered and I told them: "Every time my wife asked me to buy vegetables, I falsely report the price, and then buy myself two bottles of good wine. This is called wisdom. What about you?"

They said that they have money and they buy them themselves!

Me:...

▲When I took the bus, I accidentally rubbed the clothes of the aunt next to me. The aunt insisted that the clothes were newly bought and that she would wear them at her son’s wedding tomorrow, but now it was ruined by me.

I really couldn't listen and said loudly, "Okay, if your son can't marry his wife tomorrow, I'll marry him!"

The aunt stood up with an excited look on her face and said, "What, do you still want to cheat others?!"

▲ physics teacher said that we were in love when we were in her class.

We all asked: Why?

The teacher pushed glasses and said: Because the people in love have zero IQ!

▲ A woman in the village chatted with others online and ran away.

Two old ladies in the village talked about this matter, one of them asked the other: "Who did this woman run away with?"

Another said: "I heard that my surname is Wang, and my name is Wang You."

▲ This comrade, "Marriage Status" should be written in the column "Marriage Status" rather than "tired".

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indeed I almost believed it!

Homophone always has a market

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On the layout of a mahjong hall can be

This is a very delicious store

and the real store

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Signature name is so poetic and picturesque

But some people think that simple is the first

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There is a silly atmosphere in the earthly

There are also some honest people

There are also some honest people

3 If you can’t think of the name of the sign, just tell the truth

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I feel the poverty from the banner

▲ Is it better to run in the morning or run at night?

depends on what you want to eat.Morning running tofu brain, night running barbecue...

▲ Me: "Don't just eat, encourage women's volleyball team together!"

girlfriend: "What, ribs are still divided into men and women?"

▲ Dogs are actually a very vigilant animal. They will only eat very full if they feel safe. If your dog is very edible, either it feels safe, it trusts you very much, or it is learning from you.

▲ I asked my nephew: How many legs does the pig have?

Answer: Four legs.

Question: Are you running?

Answer: How can I count the mess?

The first time I saw someone wiped his tears with a cat

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originally only children were wronged, but now cats were wronged

(Picture from @天下载2html)

Some little girls really don't It is

mother's caring little cotton jacket

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is mother's leaky little cotton jacket ~

Little girl is serious when

deskmate will also follow the progress h

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(Picture from @Duoduoer's Dream)

This kid's eating habit

is a scenic line in the canteen

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Eating as a production line worker

▲ A colleague wanted to have a second child and advised his son to say that there are many benefits to having a younger brother or sister: "I will play with you and be your little follower." As a result, the son asked calmly: "Why don't you tell me about the fact that snacks will be divided into half?"

▲ My roommate's father gave him living expenses, and accidentally gave him an extra zero, and he got 20,000 yuan. His father asked him to turn 18,000 back, and a strange thing came: he blocked his father. Then he went home during the holiday and found out that his dad had moved!

▲When I was having breakfast, I met a girl I had long loved. After eating, I said, "Beauty, I forgot to bring the money today. Can I borrow ten yuan to me? I will pay it back to you in the afternoon." The girl from

was about to flip through the bag. I was about to ask for the phone number when I was about to ask for the phone number. The boss interrupted and said, "It's okay, let's give it to me next time!"

Boss, do you think there is another time?

▲Neighbors often come to my house to play. This afternoon, I asked him, "Have you finished your homework?"

He said, "If you write it, you will be short of an essay."

I said, "That's not simple, look for it on your mobile phone."

He said, "No, I don't want to copy your phone."

I suddenly felt that he was very ambitious.

Then, the child said, "I want to copy the computer, the words are big!"

▲ Although my mother spoke concisely, she could always wake up the dreamer. For example, this morning she said to me, "I'm late!"

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Although the campus is closed, more and more college students are beginning to maintain a positive attitude through self-entertainment. When young people on campus get up, they are definitely not just walking paper dogs.

students in the dormitory

Some of them played with the dormitory personification catwalk

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How many clothes are there on your chair?

Accurate, image

either take online classes or in the dormitory

Love things really cannot be forced

Some are changing a very new body

Some are changing a very new body

This is what kind of person can cut out silky

(Image from @BTBoys Hong Kong Little Prince)

When doing group homework together

someone's status be like:

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can't keep up, can't help

Boy who keeps his eyes off the phone

perfectly missed a "battle"

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Girlfriend: I was almost stolen from the tower, so hurry back to defense!

Taekwondo Club Event Display

Boy mastered the decent human password

Let the girl's mistakes not reveal any flaws

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What I got is not a board, it is a human relationship

(Picture from @天天天天)

A basketball game is in progress

(Picture from @天天天天天天天)

A basketball game is in progress

A player's goal is exciting

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It turns out that playing basketball really requires brains

(picture from @Space Jiang)

In the physical education class test

physical plug-in is the most realistic

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immediately hired Gouzi as the chief assistant

# Erha asked a question #

talk Your college work daily

The following "world is different" moments

Every one of you may have encountered

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is very similar to . We are taking a bath in the winter of . The south . We are

. When queuing, don't just play with your mobile phone.

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. Otherwise, you won't know what you are in the queue.

(Picture from @dy Caizirong)

Once the meal is up, do you all run out like this?

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rush duck! I have no food to eat late!

also chooses to go out for transportation

The difference between people is really big

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3 Slippers are not as many as others...

Finally, please send a mysterious guest

to everyone Winter sports recommendation

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This recommendation is really heartwarming

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