1. Hilarious classic and funny jokes. During the meal, the mother served a big bowl of rice for her father. When she saw it, her father said, "There are too much, I can't eat it." The son continued, "You are such a young man, why can't you eat it!" The family laughed on the spot.

1. Hilarious classic eating funny jokes. During the meal, the mother served a big bowl of rice for her father. When she saw it, her father said, "There are too much, I can't eat it." The son continued, "You are such a young man, why can't you eat it!" The whole family laughed on the spot. A netizen asked: "I have been trying to hook up with a girl for a long time. Today I finally mustered up the courage to say that gorgeous voice: "Do you get out of the bed sheets? "Her answer was also very firm: "Get out! "I would like to ask everyone... Did this girl agree to me?"

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3. Embarrassing things are having a meeting. The funny classic joke . I felt a little uncomfortable during the meeting. The leader asked me if it was important? I sighed and said: Can you not go to work? Leader: If you don’t go to work, do you support me? When I went to the interview, HR: "What is your dream?" Me: "My dream is not going to work." HR: "Then why are you still applying for a job?" Me: "To realize my dream." HR: "Wait, I'll do it."

4. The math teacher in middle school was surnamed Yuwen. . This is the background. One day, a classmate called him, Teacher Yu, probably because he didn't know that there was something called Fu's surname. The teacher said embarrassedly, "Class, my surname is Yuwen, I call me Teacher Yuwen." This classmate was stunned for a second and said, "But you are a math teacher!" !

5. The beautiful skin cannot withstand anti-pornography and illegal , and the interesting soul is suspected of account violations. It's so miserable! A person should have at least two impulses in his life, once for the love that he does not care about, and once for the journey that he can go as he pleases. A person should also regret at least twice in his life, once he became pregnant because of his unscrupulous love, and once he was on the journey to catch up with the Spring Festival travel.

6. One day, the mother asked her 3-year-old son: "What do you pronounce the word 'ask'?" The son replied: "Read the door." The mother reminded: "Look carefully and see that there is a word in the word 'door'." The son suddenly realized, "I understand, read the word 'door'."

7. Interviewer: What does it mean to fill in the 'door' in your academic qualifications? Me: Oh, college! Interviewer. . . Boss: "Can you accept it if you won't give you a high salary at the beginning?" Me: "Then will my work performance be too good at the beginning? Can the company accept it?" Boss. . .

8. In the third year of high school, the class teacher was a little hot in the classroom, so the class teacher took off his coat while giving lectures. No one paid attention to the teacher taking off his coat, but just when the teacher was halfway through, a boy in the back row suddenly shouted: "Take it off! The uncle has money!" The teacher's face was suddenly full of blackness.