From the moment I become a parent of a genealogy, a sense of humor must be one of the skills that must be practiced in order to live a decent life. Children with autism always come without any warning, especially in public places, which makes parents embarrassed and collapse.

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From the moment I became a parent of a genealogy, a sense of humor must be one of the skills that must be practiced.

Autistic children always come without any warning, especially in public places, which makes parents embarrassed and collapse.

But when you adjust your mindset and look at it from another perspective, these often become things that make you laugh and cry.

Please enjoy —

#1

"Teacher, it's me!"

@Sailing

@Sailing

Genealogy Daughter just entered the first grade. One day, the bell rang for a long time in class, and the students had not yet calmed down.

The class teacher said angrily: Didn’t you hear the class ringtone? I see who is still fiddling with what is in his hand!

The whole class was in silence. The daughter raised her hand high and shouted sweetly to the teacher: Teacher, I, I am still doing jumping rope.

Afterwards, the teacher told me about this and still couldn't help laughing.

#2

Pour the cup of water

@Qma

Son lineage, the following scenarios are the norm.

Me: Can you help your mother pour a glass of water?

Q went.

Me: Where is the water?

Q: It’s there.

Me: Why don’t you bring it over?

Q: You said you should pour a glass of water.

I instantly rush into my heart, I know, my fault

Another time, Q said to the teacher, "You look so old."

After being educated by me, he ran away again and said, "You don't look too young."

I cracked on the spot

#3

"I have an autistic son in my house"

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My husband refused, saying that he always needs to decorate the house after buying it, and there will always be noise in the decoration.

The neighbor is leaving, and my husband added another sentence: I have an autistic son at home, which is also very noisy. Please forgive me in the future.

The neighbor was stunned there for a long time.

#4

Watch movies

@Walking with Star

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When my husband and I were in love, I told him that I wanted to watch a movie, and he said, "Okay, I'll take you to see it."

After work, we went to the cinema with our hands. I specially chose the science fiction film he loved to watch. He bought tickets, bought me cola and popcorn, and sat there waiting with me.

until the ticket check started, he gave me the movie ticket and said, "You go and watch it."

I was confused, don’t you go? He was also confused. Don’t you want to watch a movie? Now that you are brought here, why are you still unhappy?

Then, for the first time, I silently watched a movie that I didn’t like to watch alone.

was angry with him afterwards, and he looked confused.

After relieving, I told him that the girl said that she wanted to watch a movie with you, not just want to watch a movie. He asked me back, why he spoke so impercisely, and should say: I want to watch a movie with you.

After patiently explaining, he accepted it, want to watch a movie = want to watch a movie with you.

Another time, I asked him to watch a movie, and I specifically said to him, "I want to watch a movie, I want to go with you."

He agreed and we went to the cinema together. He went to queue up to buy tickets, and suddenly came back and asked me if I wanted to sit in the front, middle or back row. I said I wanted to sit in the back row. He came back after buying the tickets and showed them to me, which were two.

started, he sent me to his seat, inserted the milk tea on the handrail, and then left. I said you want to go to the bathroom?

He said, "No, my seat is in the front, I like to sit in the front row."

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#5

Take the legs and run

@Zihan's mother

Zihan has severe autism and has been studying in a special school.

html When he was about 116 years old, he began to like girls with hair draped over his shoulders and a little curly.

There is a female teacher who teaches art in the school, and she has this hairstyle. The first thing Zihan does when she goes to school every morning is to touch the female teacher's hair and leave after touching it...

Once, the female teacher changed into a neat short hair. When she saw Zihan, she still greeted her warmly.

Unexpectedly, Zihan was stunned for a moment, ran away faster than a rabbit.

While the teacher was messy in the wind, he reflected: It turns out that what he liked was just his hair

#6

Showing love

@summer

Some time ago, an editor in the love relationship between rice and Xiaomi posted a circle of friends showing love:

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Result, less than 5 minutes after I sent it out, I received a private message from a young man with autism:

I admit that we smiled unkindly

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#7

Reversing

@zhuzhu

@zhuzhu

I also come to complain about my husband, his thinking is definitely different from ordinary people.

When I first learned to drive, I couldn’t get into the parking space by reversing. I asked him what to do?

As a result, he told me that the length of the car was 4.75 meters, and the steering wheel was 42 degrees to be killed. Forty-two degrees counted as the cosine multiplied by the length of the car. This value starts to turn the direction...

After listening, I vomited blood in an instant!

Also, when he left his previous job, he didn't know how to explain to the project team he cooperated with. I told him that you should leave a way out for yourself. What if you go to the other company in the future?

As a result, he called and said, "I want to leave a way out for myself... I heard it next to me and wanted to kick him away!"

After the call ended, I asked him what he wanted to say?

He looked innocent and replied: Didn’t you ask me to say it? !

Well, I finally understand why the child is genius

#9

I'm going to work overtime this Saturday

@Xiaoshu's mother

Autistic child Xiaoshu graduated from college this year and found an internship with the secret help of his mother. After work, Xiao Shu was shrouded in her pride and superiority of "having a job".

After getting off work on the first day, he said to his mother with a slight pride and excitement, "I'm going to work overtime this Saturday!"

When he heard his mother answer only one "Oh", he said contemptuously, "Mom, do you have a job?" He really regarded 996 as a blessing.

When it comes to work, Xiaoshu is 100% serious and responsible. He never comes late or leaves early, never stumbles on fish. During the epidemic, he never uses work hours to make nucleic acid, puts the interests of the company first.

After work this day, Xiao Shu reported the work results to her mother, "I changed the picture today as required."

When the mother asked curiously, "Did you pass the change? Show me what it is."

Xiao Shu instantly switched to a serious face and said seriously, "No! This is the internal information of our company, how can we show it to outsiders! Do you understand the confidentiality?"

A lecture was given, and my mother was ashamed.

#9

toilet

@a netizen

for a while, my husband and wife have been training my autistic son to go to the toilet. With various encouragement, he slowly started to try.

Results One day, the whole family was shopping in the supermarket together. When they walked through the toilet area, the little guy seemed to remember something. He walked up to him, took off his pants, sat on it, followed by a few puffs... Then, he raised his tender little face and showed us a proud smile. The series of actions of

were completed in one go, making me and my wife unable to stop them. They could only look at each other awkwardly, smiled bitterly while explaining, while helping the child clean up the mess.

More than a year later, when we recall this moment, we couldn't help laughing in embarrassment.