Ant: I will immediately ask all my brothers to shake you down and throw you to death! The little rabbit begged: "You are so majestic and majestic, you must be the king of the desert. Please let me go, Sand "Master Eagle" "You haven't seen me? Haha, I'm not an eagle." The vulture

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1, an ant quarreled with a crow in the tree! Ant: Come down if you have the guts! Crow: Then come up to me if you have the guts! Ant: OK! Just wait for me, I will look good on you!

Crow: What do you want? Ant: I'm going to ask all my brothers to shake you down and throw you to death!

2. In the desert, the little rabbit is dying, the vulture is coming to eat him. The little rabbit begged: "You are so majestic and majestic, you must be the king of the desert. Please let me go, Lord Sand Eagle." "You haven't seen me? Haha, I am not an eagle." The vulture turned around and planned to Let it go, only to hear the little rabbit suddenly realize and shout: "Not an eagle? Ah, I know! Are you a sand sculpture?". Little rabbit, died.

3. Cooperate with a certain column and help them record a video. Let a handsome guy lie down on a park bench and pretend to sleep, and then put his phone and wallet next to him. The main purpose is to see the reactions of passers-by. After waiting for a long time, a girl finally came over quietly. When I went, she actually... secretly kissed the handsome guy, turned around and left!

4. When I went to my partner's house for dinner, my girlfriend's mother kept serving me fish: "You're welcome, eat more fish." While I was eating, I pretended to be shy and said, "I don't like eating fish very much." My girlfriend's nephew immediately said He poured all the fish in my bowl into his bowl and said, "Uncle, these are my family members. You're welcome. If you don't like it, don't force it." This...

5. I was bitten by a laboratory mouse while doing experiments in the laboratory. I was about to ask the teacher if I would get the plague. Unexpectedly, the teacher asked me nervously: "The laboratory mice eat Chinese herbal feed and drink distilled water." "Are you okay?"

6. In the middle of the night, because I was confused about going to the bathroom, I turned on my phone and checked the time, but I saw a red envelope had just been sent out. Determined to rob! One hundred yuan! The guy said: "I thought you were all asleep, and I wanted to win a red envelope. Unexpectedly, when I rubbed my eyes, one hundred yuan disappeared!"

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