1. Drifting in the heavy rain, I wanted to call Didi for a taxi but I got Didi driver
After the man came, he looked at me for thirty seconds.
Where is your car?
He said where is your car?
2. At night I secretly asked the magic mirror: "Am I the blackest person in the world? The magic mirror made a frightened voice: Who? Who is talking?!"
3. The turtle was injured. Let the snail go buy medicine. 2 hours passed. The snail hasn't come back yet. The turtle got angry and cursed: If he doesn't come back, I will die! At this time, a snail's voice came from outside the door: "Don't tell me I won't go again!"
4. One day I went to the toilet. A cubicle makes a sound
Are you here?
I was confused, but I still replied: "Come."
The compartment came back: "What are you doing here?"
I said: "Come to poop." What can you do?
did not hear my impatience at all, but continued to chase
and asked: "Then when will you leave?"
I said: "Of course I'm going to leave right away!
The cubicle was reluctant and continued: "Please come over to me
later.
I finally had enough. He cursed: "I passed NMLGB! Damn
Gay!
The cubicle finally felt my anger, and angrily
said. "I'll call you later. There is an idiot next to me. I
said something and he replied.
5. When I was a child, I had bad gastrointestinal problems and often farted. One night when I was sleeping at my grandma’s house, I suddenly farted for about three to four seconds. Then my grandma said to me: Go open the door quickly, your second uncle is back on a motorcycle. ”
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