Humorous joke: You look like a bear and dare to soak my daughter. You are not easy.

1. My girlfriend is from the northeast. One time I went to her house during the Chinese New Year. She asked me to go on the warm bed. She went to pour water, and I got naked and went into the bed. Then her mother came in with the seven aunts and eight aunts... …

2. A few days ago, my girlfriend took me to see my parents at her house. After arriving at her house, her dad took a look at me and said: "Young man, I think you have great ambitions, and you will become a big weapon in the future." My heart Thinking: Uncle’s evaluation of me is really high. Smiling and said: “How did you see it, uncle?” Her dad said, “You look like a bear, and you dare to soak my daughter. It shows that you are not easy. p1p

3. I went to his house for dinner with my boyfriend. His brother has a daughter who is 5 years old. Everyone is watching TV after dinner. I asked her: How old is my baby? She held out one Hand said: Look? I deliberately teased her and said: 6 years old. She glared at me and turned to my boyfriend and said: Uncle, how do you find a fool to be your girlfriend?

4. Today I picked up my son from school, the teacher said meaningfully Said: "Your son has a bright future! "Me: "What's wrong?" "Teacher:" I asked him if he wanted to be the monitor? He asked me how much my annual salary is as a monitor? "

5. Hearing that my cousin had successfully quit smoking, Xiao Ming learned from him. Cousin: "Oh, I have quit a few times before, but I got it again in a few days. This time, your sister-in-law said, Brother dare not smoke anymore..." Xiao Ming: "What did the sister-in-law say, so powerful? "Cousin:" She said, smoke it. If you quit, one day the smell of smoke will come out of me. I can't explain it yet!

6. Go upstairs to visit Brother Liu's house. He is mopping the floor. I dropped a cigarette and said, "Model husband, mopping the floor again!" "He smiled and said quietly: "Surface work has to be done, just a few strokes in the living room. I hurriedly said: "The corners are not clean, they are very dirty after a long time." Brother Liu said: "No, I never drag the bottom of my bed, it's very clean!" Should I tell him something

They all looked at me and expressed their innocence at the same table. I stood up abruptly and slammed the phone to the ground.Teacher, I never play with my mobile phone anymore in class

8. Xiao Ming's mother is making a facial mask, and the doorbell rang. Mom said to Xiao Ming: Xiao Ming went to open the door quickly, and his mother was embarrassed by the mask. After hearing this, Xiao Ming went to open the door. It turned out to be his father. Dad asked Xiaoming: Where is your mother? Answer: She is doing shameful things!