Today’s smile: my wife passed the divorce agreement to her husband...

2. A few days ago, on Ching Ming Festival, I was lost in thought with the photo of my ex. When she abandoned me and left me, she said: You will be dead! Where should I go to her grave? After thinking about this, I decisively posted a photo of her. This may be the greatest respect for the deceased!

3. Taking advantage of the drunkenness late at night, I mustered up the courage to dial the phone of the goddess who has been secretly in love for a long time: Are you free this Sunday? I want to date you! When the phone is silent, he will say: Free, what day of the week? I was a little sober, and asked again and again: This Sunday, are you free? A slightly impatient voice from the goddess came in my ears: They said they were free, what day of the week? After hearing this, I couldn't help but feel angry, saying this Sunday, this Sunday! He kept asking me what day of the week, is there such a trick? I was so angry that I hung up the phone and blacked her out...

4. She was very nervous for the first time. Take it off, when I saw her... I was suddenly furious: You liar! My girlfriend cried: Why did I lie to you? I gave you the most precious things. I said coldly: Don’t pretend. Although I have never eaten pork, I have seen pigs run... .They are all black, why are your fans? After speaking with a sneer, he slammed the door and left!

5. I finally caught up with the goddess, but unexpectedly, I broke up. My friend is puzzled: You are stupid, there is a goddess girlfriend you are willing to break up! I sighed: No way, I can't stand her as a woman. Just kissing her, I will kiss until the kidney breaks! The friend exclaimed: How could that be possible! I angrily said: How can it be impossible! I kissed her and was seen by her dad, who hit me in the back with a stick, just hitting the kidney!

6. Dissatisfied with the low wages,So I bought a tea cup with the words "I want a salary increase" printed on it. Every time I had a meeting, I would put the printed side of the teacup facing the boss, but in the meeting today, the boss took a tea egg in his hand and put it on the table rolling around towards me.

7. The interviewer put down my resume and asked me to go back and wait for the call. I went there with a graduate and a graduate student, and I just didn't have any hope for a junior college student. Two days later, I received a call to let me go to work. Very surprised. Later I learned that after I went out, the interviewer had a stomachache, and hurriedly took my resume to the bathroom, and forgot to take my mobile phone. That was the most careful resume he saw. This is called shit to work!

8. I suddenly received a text message from my son today: Dad, do I still have a chance to become a rich second generation? Then I had mixed feelings, tossing and turning at night, unable to sleep for a long time, then, I gritted my teeth and stomped my feet. I picked up the phone and forwarded the text message to my dad.

9. In junior high school, I pulled more than two meters of toilet paper on the upper bunk and went to the toilet squat. The squat next door did not bring any paper. When I asked me to borrow paper, I gave him almost one meter of paper. Where did I froze for a while and didn’t say anything. When I left, he turned around and said to me: Buddy, what will come to me in the future, my name is so-and-so, in several classes and several classes, I cover you... Later I know, he is the boss of the school... He must have thought I gave him all the paper.

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