Three poems (a joke)

Once upon a time, there was a talent, a samurai, and a farmer who proposed to join forces to provide a table of banquets and drink together. The banquet was finished, and the three of them were about to have a drink. The scholar suddenly proposed to compose poems to add to the excitement, and the poetry should be rhymed, and finally the word "How dare" should be said. Whoever can't do it is not allowed to drink. The farmer listened and knew that he was specializing in making things difficult for him, but let's act by chance, sitting at the table openly and waiting for the two of them to talk first.

The scholar said triumphantly: "The table is square, the pen and inkstone are placed in the center, and the pen and ink are placed in the center, and they write beautiful articles. The Queen of Autumn will open the election and test a champion." The samurai immediately touted: "Congratulations, congratulations", and the scholar replied: "How dare you! How dare!" He took the wine glass and drank it.

The samurai then chanted: "The teaching field is square and the battle flag is placed in the center; the horses go back and forth, wielding big swords and long spears, the Empress of Autumn will open the election, and a martial artist will be tested." Xiuzi said with a thumbs up. : "Congratulations! Congratulations!" The samurai said, "How dare! How dare!" He also took the glass and drank it!

The peasant listened to it, had an idea, and said casually: "The fields are square, and the old cow walks in the center; when the plowing goes back and forth, rice and sorghum are planted; after the fall, they harvest grain and feed Wenwu Erlang."

Xiucai and the warrior Listen and shout in unison, "How do you curse people?" The farmer replied casually: "How dare! How dare! Eat and drink too!

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