God reply: If Ms. Zheng and Ms. Liu quarrel, who do you help?

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If Ms. Zheng and Ms. Liu quarrel, who do you help?

I wipe this and still have bones?

I went out and look forward to your boyfriend

There is only one stupid security guard at the security booth. I'm a fucking security guard. h14h1

told him: No, we tossed all night and didn’t sleep for a minute

My house grows watermelon, I know if it is sweet or not

do one

Which bank is open at night? Tiandi Bank?

How to win this card? ? Teach me to give my wife to you

If you have a super power that eats shit and there is a 50% probability that you can pull out the same amount of gold, would you use this super power?

Once a friend who worked in a mental hospital told me a story: Two mental patients were fighting. The fight was very intense, but suddenly one of them stopped fighting, and the other asked him why he stopped fighting. As a result, The patient said, "You treat me as stupid. You are crazy and kill me and you don't break the law. If I kill you, you have to go to jail.

I hope to bring you a little happiness in your ordinary life!

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(Chrysanthemum head bat, picture comes from netizens) Cao Ni said happily, "Do you want to attack with fire?" Shanwa said, "Yes, smoke them out with fireworks." The entrance of the cave was filled with fire fire, and Shanwa sprayed out the fire with a fire dragon can, and the smo - DayDayNews

(Chrysanthemum head bat, picture comes from netizens) Cao Ni said happily, "Do you want to attack with fire?" Shanwa said, "Yes, smoke them out with fireworks." The entrance of the cave was filled with fire fire, and Shanwa sprayed out the fire with a fire dragon can, and the smo

Accomplices are too powerful 8

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We have been together for more than three months. #I checked it and it was a bisexual in the original work and a female in the film and television. As I cried, I found that my collarbone was filled with water | Last year, today 1942. - DayDayNews

We have been together for more than three months. #I checked it and it was a bisexual in the original work and a female in the film and television. As I cried, I found that my collarbone was filled with water | Last year, today 1942.

Does foreigners feel like this when I write essays? | Cold jokes 2300 & Last year today 1942

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A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line. - DayDayNews

A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line.

Daily life of a sand sculpture netizen: Only one day after learning

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Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If - DayDayNews

Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If

Brother, let’s not dress like this when we catch a fish. It’s so embarrassing to be seen.

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I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao - DayDayNews

I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao

100 funny jokes and jokes (17)

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Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me? - DayDayNews

Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me?

Lie to my mother that she was pregnant to escape school? Hahahahahahahaha I'm crazy

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1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab

Hilarious classic blind date funny jokes, embarrassing girlfriend funny jokes

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1. Hilarious classic class funny jokes, the teacher asked in chemistry class: What is sodium? The classmates looked at each other in silence. The chemistry teacher was a little angry and raised the volume and said: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: It was a magic - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic class funny jokes, the teacher asked in chemistry class: What is sodium? The classmates looked at each other in silence. The chemistry teacher was a little angry and raised the volume and said: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: It was a magic

Hilarious classic class funny jokes, hilarious movie funny classic jokes

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★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin - DayDayNews

★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin

Q&A (God's reply)

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Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor! - DayDayNews

Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor!

I stayed there for a few days before I found out that there was this thing under the bed. Now the landlord should not be deducted from the deposit, right?

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