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1. Male: "Follow me, even if there is only one bowl of noodles, you eat noodles and I will drink soup." Female: "Who will carry the gas tank upstairs after that?" Male: "Of course you will carry the noodles when you eat."

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I was drinking with my buddy at night, and he started to cry when he was drinking. I saw that he was crying very sadly, so he said what happened to my brother, tell me, and see if I can help you. He said: "My girlfriend broke up with me. We have been together for ten years. I also bought a house and a car. I really don't understand why she left me?" A romantic proposal! "He rolled my eyes: "Proposal?" I have a wife, I am talking about my girlfriend

3, my brother-in-law worked for a month and was paid 000 yuan, and invited me to the bar at night, but I ended up yawning on the bus to work this morning. As you know, the morning rush hour is very crowded. A beautiful girl is next to me holding the railing. The point is, the bus suddenly braked when I was yawning, and I bit my girl's arm in one bite. Looking at the girl's horrified expression, I silently said to her: Wang Wang...

4, female: I'm so stoked with you now, that girl you hugged so tightly, you're not dancing now! Man: The woman is broken up, and she is in a lot of pain. She might do something stupid. I will enlighten her in . Woman: You don't need to give him a hug and kiss. Man: As a conscientious person, it's still very warm to give her a hug to rely on society. The pain of the woman just now was abnormal, she might bite her tongue and commit suicide , so I tied her mouth. Woman: Then what do you mean by giving her money! Man: The woman came out with no money on her body, so I asked her to take a taxi back. Woman: Does it cost hundreds of dollars by car? You finally patted her ass! Man: I wanted her to use the rest of the money to heal the mole.Woman: She is so pitiful! Then I'm blaming you!

5, uncle took the train home, conductor said to uncle when checking the ticket: "Your ticket is to Shandong , this train is to Heilongjiang province !" Uncle was stunned Three seconds said: "Oh my God!" The conductor hurriedly comforted him and said to wait for the next station to reschedule a train back to him. As a result, the uncle said, "Did the train driver know that he was driving in the wrong direction?" The flight attendant didn't hold back and laughed!

6. I made the wrong number of contracts in the morning. I scolded a lot, couldn't help crying, and later said, "What are you wronged? I'm the only one who scolds you in the company. I'm a little rude to you. Others Who is not polite to you! I think it makes sense, except for those who are resident in other places, a two-person company is just fine!

7. Mother: " is obviously . You have been in school for more than three months. Which one do you think is easier to learn, language or math ?" Mingming: "Math is easy to learn." Mother: "Why?" Mingming: " Because there are so many new words in Chinese, mathematics only has ten numbers from 0 to 9."

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