Hilarious GIF: This is the first time to be locked in a public toilet, ask for the mental shadow area of ​​the guy

I jumped down and served the food

Ask the gods, how to lose fat, I am too fat.

Tathagata's Palm: The guy shows his skills on the street, his running speed is comparable to that of a car, and the traffic police see doubts about life Take you to eat me all over my place: my husband has been here for the past few days, and I have been eating. How can you repay you with such enthusiasm? Husband: Repay it! I think about me: I think about it, in order to express my gratitude to you, I want the fat husband raised by your wife to look at me with resentful eyes... [laugh cry] [laugh cry] [laugh cry]

Featured funny pictures: I am short-sighted, and the other day I saw a woman in front of me carrying a bag with a white background and cyan fringe embellishment. The bag looks good, where did you buy it?" As a result, he took a closer look: it was a plastic bag with two handfuls of green onions hanging from it.

Featured funny pictures: I went to the canteen for dinner at noon, while the canteen aunt made meals for my colleagues, each handed out a leaflet, saying: "Teachers, please pay attention to saving food, eliminate waste, and respond to light ~The call for action,..." When it was my turn, my aunt only served me the meal, but didn't give me the piece of paper, she must have taken my piece of paper home and sold the waste... Angry...

fine Select funny pictures: Fictional fishing story One day, the British writer Dickens (1812--1870) was sitting on the riverbank fishing, a stranger approached him and asked him: "Why, are you fishing?" "Yes, Dickens replied casually, "I'm very lucky today. At this time, I haven't seen one. But I was here yesterday, and I shipped 15!" "Is that so?" said the man, "but you know that I am Who is it? I'm in charge of this section of the river, fishing is prohibited here!" He took out the invoice book from his pocket and wanted to pay a fine. Dickens hurriedly asked: "Do you know who I am? I am in charge of fictional stories. Fictional stories are a writer's career, so you can't fine me!" run away. I heard that I didn't have enough fun, and I didn't want to get married. If I said that, I should not look down on the pig-like food in his family. The problem is that she ran away and the fat man came to me again. I was so frightened that I even dreamed at night to find him a wife...

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Hahahaha, he bought a bunch of things and replaced them from bags box, he took two or three snacks at a time, and then he took a box of

. He must have been single for too long, and he was very good-looking when he saw a bean sprout.[Er Ha]# odd video##Weibo funny rankings#

Accept my baptism to you!

Today is little Amy's first birthday. I really hope to receive everyone's blessings? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

It was a waste of money to be a paper tiger who is afraid of chopsticks

Selected funny pictures: Huahua (dog) gave birth to cubs two days ago, looking at Huahua's slender body and a few puppies waiting to be fed, I will go in the morning In the vegetable market, I bought a few catties of miscellaneous bones and boiled soup. I was afraid that it would be eaten in the refrigerator to keep fresh in the hot weather. When I came back from get off work in the afternoon, my daughter-in-law, who was sitting at the dining table with a toothpick and was picking her teeth, looked displeased: Hey, I asked if you would buy something, buy some bone dull soup without looking at all the bones, it hurt my teeth All... At that time, I was on fire: that's what I bought for our family's Huahua's milk. You're too embarrassed to say!

Featured funny pictures: I had a quarrel with my husband, and it happened that my best friend came to play with me. At that time, my husband also got interested and went out. It was very hot, so my best friend took out half a piece of watermelon for me to eat. I had just eaten at the time, and I couldn't finish a big piece. I said to my best friend: You cut it and leave a piece for your husband. The best friend said: "Leave anything for him, even if you feed the dog, you won't give it to him." Then my best friend and I ate the melon clean with a spoon. Afterwards, thinking about that sentence, the more I think about it, the more wrong it is!

Featured funny pictures and texts: Everyone has a love for beauty, and they are often watched and numb. ??? There was a traffic jam today, and the cars stopped at the same time. The handsome guy driving the BYD next door is so handsome, I couldn't help but glanced through the half-opened window. ??? The more I look at it, the more I like it, I finally caught his attention after looking sideways many times, he gave me a look, wow finally hooked, I met his eyes, I brushed my hair at him, he silently Raised the window. . .

Featured funny pictures: I had a disagreement with my husband over trivial matters. He said something, after I don't know the same thing as a woman, no matter how I scold and provoke I don't say a word, I feel boring, just want to call Jin to withdraw. Husband suddenly put several p in a row. The son burst out laughing: "Mom, Dad said you put P, ​​and you said it." , always thinking, is there such a stupid person in the world? Today I finally believed it, my wife stewed snow fungus and lotus seed soup, and put the salt as sugar, a whole small half bowl... After taking a sip, the taste is completely different from the expected taste, as if it fell directly from the top of the mountain. cliff , fell to shit.

Featured funny pictures: Downstairs, Xiao Liu's son is five years old. Every time I meet him, I will always pester him to buy him snacks. One or two times is fine, but it's a little annoying! I met again after get off work today, he asked me to buy him ice cream , I was a little angry: I am not your father , why are you always looking for me! ...Dad, daddy bought me a box of ice cream...Dad, just buy one, ... this bear child hugs my thighs! ... Think about it, just buy one for a few bucks! ...just when I was about to pay, I found that the bear boy's father, Xiao Liu, was just a few meters away from us...his eyes were breathing fire...