Happy Duan: Yesterday I ate with my wife, and my wife suddenly told me that she was pregnant

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It was raining, so I took my wife to the supermarket. As I was walking, I stopped the car and said, "I can't see clearly. I'll wipe the front windshield." He took out a tissue and wiped his glasses.

2

Uncle kills pigs. My cousin has been trained to kill pigs since childhood. A pig weighing more than 200 catties can handle it alone. The small size and the sturdy personality are completely different. Once I went to her house and saw my uncle working there. Look at the big cousin who is dressed beautifully next to her. I asked my uncle how to do it by himself, and the second cousin said while walking with a butcher knife. Some people are in love, and the mineral water bottle can't be opened.

3

I took the bus to work in the morning, and there was someone on the bus eating buns stuffed with chives, and the already turbid air was even more unpleasant. Such people are so incompetent that they completely ignore the feelings of others for their own sake. I can't stand it anymore, I have to teach him a lesson. He went up and took his wallet.

4

I am rather dark and strong, my girlfriend took me to her house, and as soon as I entered the door, she shouted, "Dad! Mom! I will bring you back a pig with a cabbage!" My girlfriend's father looked at me and said with a smile: "Yo! Oh! It's still a wild boar!"

5

I ate fish with my husband at night, I: My dear, my aunt is here again, why is it so difficult to get pregnant? Why don't you go to the hospital for a check? Suddenly, a fishbone got stuck in my throat. My husband hurriedly brought vinegar for me to drink, choked on the steamed bread, and finally went to the hospital to get the fishbone out. Only then did my husband breathe a sigh of relief, I was moved, and said: I'm fine, don't worry.Husband said: You're fine, I'm also afraid of fishbone!

6

When I first started working, my work unit was out of town, and on the platform of my parting, my great mother forced a bank card into my hand, and the deep family affection rippled in my heart, which instantly made me burst into tears. When I didn't have the money to go to the bank to withdraw money, I found out that I didn't have a penny, and when I called back and asked, I found out that I was given a supplementary card, and I was asked to call it after my salary was paid.

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Yesterday I had dinner with my wife, and my wife suddenly told me she was pregnant. After I was excited, I hurriedly called my parents. The person who answered the phone was my father. I said excitedly: Dad, you are going to be a father!

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My mother told me that she liked a 120 yuan old fragrant sweater, which is very beautiful. I didn't understand it when I heard it, so I directly transferred 200 to her. After a while, I went to her room to look for her, and heard her and my dad whispering: "Our daughter is not good at drawing inferences from others. I told her about sweaters, and she only bought sweaters for me, and she didn't mention my clothes and pants."