On May 6, 2021, select ten funny jokes and jokes every day, come in and have fun

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Early in the morning, I knocked on my buddy's door and seriously said to him, who was stunned: "The person you dream of in your dreams must go to see him when you wake up." , what are you talking about?"

I smiled: "I'm here to see your wife, where is she?"

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I accidentally mentioned to my neighbor's uncle that I saw him go to work one morning and forgot to close the door, and the little white dog chased after him anxiously. , It was quite cold that day, it was exhaling while running, and then the uncle took it home and took it home.

himself lamented the close relationship between man and dog.

He said: "Which day?"

Me: "It was last Tuesday." . I asked, "What's the matter, daughter-in-law?"

She said, "I just stood on the seller's aunt's scale, and I gained weight again!"

"You can believe it!" The scale of doing business is not right!"

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"Girls who like to tell pornographic jokes are generally beautiful"

"Why?" I need children from 3 to 12 years old, but I have not been able to find a suitable one.

The wife is helpless: "Otherwise, we will be husband and child, and we will get married in a few years. Let's just use our children as wedding angels..." In fact, it’s just that I don’t love it anymore”, “Share it with my sisters”, “It’s women who suffer in the end”, choose one for each scarf, and you will be a famous neck owner tomorrow.

Example:

"Pharaoh didn't come to dance with me today and said he was sick, but he just didn't love it!"

"My boyfriend sweats his feet, share it with sisters." It is the woman who suffers."

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The husband told his wife on the phone: "The door of our house was pried by a thief." : "No?"

Husband said: "I have been looking for ten years and can't find it, can the thief find it in such a short time?"

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Turn around?"

B: "I don't know something, my lover and I agreed that whoever comes home first after get off work will cook."

A: "Oh! Then don't go forward - I saw your lover going around there! "

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One day, after my wife took a bath,

asked shyly: "Little brother, see if I am fat again?"

I said: Where are you getting fat? It's beautiful, but I'm not sure yet: "Really?"

I said indifferently: "It's just that the skin is a little thick." Put everything in."

Listening to his wife's instructions, the man who was packing his suitcase couldn't help complaining, "I can't put it down."

"Crack!" Watching the man crying and cleaning up again,

's wife sneered: "There is nothing to let go. If it hurts, you can let it go naturally." Pay attention! There are many jokes and benefits every day, let's reduce stress together! I wish you a happy and happy day! Alone Better Together! You can leave a message in the comment area! Welcome to favorite, forward and share!