Hilarious GIF: I wanted to rent a car, but I was almost ruined. Be honest.

I wanted to rent a car, but I was almost ruined, and I had to be honest

Mouse hole, self-braining

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You can’t take a picture, you can see the first place

How many people’s goddess is this

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_p1 remembered to be funny last year During the National Day holiday, I went out with a friend and could spend the night there in an amusement park. Then we decided to spend the night there and rented a tent. My friend was outside. I slept in a tent. A lot of mosquitoes pulled the zipper when I went in and lay down. I was lying close to the zipper with my back facing away. When my friend was about to come in, I was playing on the phone and I knew he was right. I did not bother to zip in, and continued to play. Every time he zips the tent and bumps into me, I move in, twice in a row. At that time, it was too late at night and it was too loud to speak and noisy nearby. The person sleeping in the tent, my friend came in and said, “Why didn’t you open the door for me, so I reacted. It turned out that I asked me to open the door for him, but I ignored him. Instead, I moved inward, knowing the truth. Laughing for a long time

2. The director took a design drawing of the cinema and asked what's wrong? We all said nothing wrong. He went on to say: "Details! From the parking lot to the gate entrance to the ticket collection point, there is no blind passage for such a long road." We all said he was careful and experienced. At this moment came from the corner: "Why do blind people go to the cinema?" We followed the prestige, and the buddy said: "Look at what you see, I resigned today." A talented strange woman

The Rolls-Royce Phantom, who claims to have a magic carpet suspension,It turned out to be like this?

It’s all on the sixth day of the sixth year. Why didn’t my family arrange a blind date for me to cry? I will definitely open a fan for you

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1. The first time my girlfriend came to my house, it was summer, it was too hot, heatstroke, so I called my mother in pain! My third aunt still has experience. She rolled up her girlfriend's sleeves, slapped her on both arms, and asked her to drink a bottle of water, lie down and rest for a while, and it was all right slowly. My girlfriend rolled up her sleeves to show me, and said: Your third aunt is too cruel, she has beaten both of my arms in purple. It's all right now, and I won't dare to go back for a few days! I was overjoyed and felt that my chance was here. But the expected beautiful thing did not happen, because just that afternoon, her brother found my house and took her back.

2. Today I saw a row of small characters written on the bottom of my colleague’s car. I was curious. I took a quick look and wrote: "Why are you so close? Does the fart smell so good?"

3. Today I saw a girl driving a supercar in Wanda Plaza. I don't know what brand of luxury car, the very short one. She parked the car, carried her bag and left, with the car's lights still on. I hesitated for a moment, but ran forward to remind the girl. The girl looked at me disdainfully and said: It’s okay that you sue me? I turned around and pointed to the sports car and said: That's it... Hey, how come it turns off automatically? It's so embarrassing! I really didn't mean to strike up a conversation.

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