Double Eleven is over, and logistics this year is surprisingly fast! How many have you bought? How much has you withdrawn? Have you regretted that you were irrational and started placing an order on your phone again? The editor was once a rational consumer. He went shopping once

Double Eleven has passed, and logistics this year is surprisingly fast! How many have you bought? How much has you withdrawn? Have you regretted that you were irrational and started placing an order on your phone again?

http://www. Nowadays, I can only miss the rational self I once was as a critically ill patient in shopping syndrome. [Grievance][I'm almost crying]

Shopping syndrome, this is a new disease that arises with the development of the new era. At the beginning of this century, diseases were rare, and now they have become an epidemic disease with extremely contagious and toxicity, and human-to-animal transmission has occurred. The main symptoms are: increasing demand, necessary, non-essential, ordinary, and strange; spend a lot of time searching for various products on your mobile phone every day and adding them to the shopping cart; all kinds of festivals are inexplicably excited; mathematics seems to have improved, but never accurately calculated; it calculates discounts rationally, but it increases unnecessary shopping irrationally in order to make up discounts; it thinks that you buy necessities, and often regrets it after receiving them; it often returns the goods, and is empty after returning them; because of the emptiness, the above operations are repeated. This is repeated.

What's more, some people suffer from rogue and shopping syndrome at the same time. The two diseases occur one after another, emptying their wallets and making selfless and brilliant contributions to the national GDP.

Thinking of this, it was a little easier. I was a waste of time and made a little contribution to the country. [Wife]

Creative & Written by: Chuan

Hand-drawn: Xiaoya

Photography: Zhu Laoshi

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