As the saying goes, "A good wife and husband suffer less harm, and a filial son and a filial father and a broad mind." A wife who curses and chatters all day long seems annoying, but in fact she is a shameless wife and mother who wants to live a prosperous life. There are mainly ten aspects of performance.
01. Frugal and thrifty
husband: What to eat for lunch today?
Wife: Yesterday, there was still half a bowl of loofah soup left, and two mixed grain buns were distilled and two slices of pickled cucumber , and make do with it.
Husband: I haven’t seen any meat froth for many days!
Wife: You only earn those three melons and two dates, and you still want to eat meat. Can you cook bird's nest and shark fin for you?
02. Respect my husband
Husband: I will go out to play a few cards at night.
Wife: Go, go wherever you want, go wherever you want, go whatever you want, lose all your money, call back, I sold the house and send you money. OK, don’t come back, don’t worry about me and my children. I can just take my son to find another home.
Husband: Forget it, I won’t go.
03. Care about husband
husband: Where is my phone placed?
Wife: Charge on the bedside table, otherwise it will be the real broadcast time for the beauty. The phone is out of battery, and you will be frustrated. I also matched you with a pair of myopic eyes, which is 1200 degrees, and can be used in the morning and evening. There is also a magnifying glass next to it to avoid being able to see the key parts clearly. You can sleep next door with your cell phone in your arms at night, so it’s better to have a few beautiful days.
Husband: Let’s go, I’ll take a walk with you.
04. Understand husband
Honey: Fry a small stir-fry and drink a few more cups tonight.
Wife: OK. I know you are upset today. You have given so much reward to the anchor and didn't even touch any hand. Anyway, your body will probably be able to last for three to five years. Since you want to drink it, you can have two more hard dishes, one plate of cephalosporin and one plate of metronidazole . As the saying goes: Cepoflox is the wine, the more you drink it, the more you get it.
Husband: Then forget it, let’s eat it in a bowl of noodles.
05. Moderate but not arrogant
Husband: People say that your eyes are beautiful.
Wife: Don’t listen to their nonsense. Although my eyes are a little bigger, I am actually just blind. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have found someone like you as a husband. I would have been drinking and playing cards all day long, but I just held my phone and played with it. I didn’t make much money. I was first-class in my performance. You wouldn’t do housework anyway. I am not your wife, your free nanny.
Husband: I'll wash dishes today.
06. Decisive in doing things
Husband: Should I buy this down jacket or that little cotton jacket?
Wife: Of course, I’m buying a small cotton-padded jacket. Just the bear-like look you look, you can’t become the prince even if you wear a dragon robe. If more than a thousand down jackets are worn on you, what if the feathers inside stick to your body, they look like monkeys or chickens? A small cotton jacket worth more than 100 is both warm and considerate.
Husband: OK then.
07. Be able to tolerate
husband: I have so many shortcomings, why did you still marry me?
Wife: Oh, it's like buying stocks. I listened to the recommendation of the bricks. I said you are a potential stock, so I bought it in full. I didn't expect to be trapped and smashed into my hands. No one took over, so I could only stand firm. Only when you are a hand-off manager can I have the chance to be a model worker. Only when you snore when you sleep, can I have the chance to invent earplugs and mufflers. There will be gains in everything if there is any mistake!
Husband: I am convinced!
08.Getting children well
Husband: Why does my son listen to you in everything, and he doesn’t look like me?
Wife: That's right. You either speak drunkenly or sleepy all day long. Can your son understand? You stare at your phone all day long, and you don’t have time to see who your son looks like. Just look, can you see clearly? Do you want to do an paternity test ? Let’s see if DNA is the same as yours? What if it’s Lao Wang’s next door?
Husband: Let’s forget it.
09.Friendly affection
husband: Do you see these two young men in the video handsome?
Wife: He is handsome, but one has body odor and specializes in serving as the spokesperson for perfume; the other is bald, wearing a wig all day, and has the same hairstyle all year round.Although you are like a piece of stinky tofu compared to them, but it smells smelling and eating is fragrant. Whoever tells me to taste this bite!
Husband: You are so good!
10. Be filial to parents-in-law
Husband: I will go to the hospital to wait for my mother tomorrow, and you will rest at home for two days.
Wife: Just you, you usually worship the guests in everything and ignore them. Today is the monk's house, the first time! When you go to the hospital, it is hard to say whether you are serving your mother or mother serving you. Don't mess with sticks in the mess, causing trouble. It’s nothing to work hard for me, so you can just look for the shade of trees during the summer days and stay wherever you cool!
Husband: Thank you for your hard work!
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