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[賽後貼]今日NBA常規賽，湖人隊主場107-97戰勝火箭隊。
雙方數據
火箭（8-9）：范弗里特22分5板7助、狄龍10分2板、史密斯10分9板3助2斷3帽、申京21分13板5助2斷2帽、杰倫-格林10分7板2助、伊森6分7板2助、A-霍勒迪11分3助。
湖人（12-9）：詹姆斯16分4板7助、濃眉27分14板3助5帽、雷迪什11分5板、普林斯11分6板2斷、拉塞爾9分7助5斷、克里斯蒂12分7板、里夫斯18分4板3斷。
[–]GokutheAnteater 18 points 3 hours ago
Healthy team looking nice!
Dlo with 5 steals looking nice!
AD with 5 blocks looking nice!
LeBron with a 360 layup looking nice!
湖人球迷：
《美》
- 湖人怎麼樣？
- 聽我給你吹！
- 啊吹！你吹！
- 瞧我這張嘴啊…健康湖人隊~
- 我喊了一聲美！
- 拉塞爾5斷~
- 哈哈！還是美！
- 濃眉3帽5帽蓋出去，保證你的小臉兒啊~白里透著紅啊，紅里透著黑，哎喲…就是，粉嘟嚕滴透著那麼美~~
- 為什麼這麼美！它為什麼這麼美！？
- 最是那老詹轉著圈上籃，喝了什勞子神仙水！
[–]17x🏆SuperRam56 7 points 3 hours ago
LeBron's 360 dunk brought down the Crypto. He never cease to amaze in his 21st season
湖人球迷：老詹360度扣籃（上籃），讓主場沸騰！哪怕是到了生涯第21季，他也沒閑著，還能亮瞎我的眼！！
[–]17x🏆SuperRam56 6 points 3 hours ago
Who needs the Real Housewives when you have LeBron and Dillon Brooks going at it.
湖人球迷：有老詹和狄龍互掐的好戲看，誰還找真人秀看少婦啊~~~
[–]Jayson1222 14 points 3 hours ago
LeMVP ADPOY austin reaveSixthManOfTheYear
球迷：
老詹- MVP！
濃眉- 最佳防守球員！
里夫斯- 最佳第六人！
[–]LebronsPinkyToe 3 points 3 hours ago
AD and Reaves haters in shambles
湖人球迷：討厭濃眉和里夫斯的黑子們這下要死了吧~
[–]Electronic_Bit9495 2 points 2 hours ago
DLo haters went to bed sucking their thumbs
湖人球迷：拉塞爾黑們已在床上嘬拇指嗚咽了~
[–]RaptorsJayson1222 113 points 3 hours ago
Lakers defense is elite with their wings back
猛龍球迷：側翼的回歸，讓湖人的整體防守上升到了精英水準啊！
[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 19 points 3 hours ago
i'm so happy to have reddish and vando back, our defense has improved immediately with them. also christie who's stepped up on defense
湖人球迷：雷迪什和范德彪回歸，我高興壞了！他們一回來，湖人的防守立馬就提升了！而且，克里斯蒂也在防守端站了出來！
[–]RaptorsJayson1222 44 points 3 hours ago
What』s the DPOY ladder looking like, AD has to be top 3
猛龍球迷：聯盟最佳防守球員的排名現在是怎麼樣的？濃眉肯定是前三的存在！
[–][LAL] Austin ReaveswoKaaaa[S] 37 points 3 hours ago
I think its Gobert and AD respectively for most sites
湖人球迷：在我看來，戈貝爾和濃眉在大部分最佳防守名單裡面，都是卧龍鳳雛（褒義的哈）的存在！
[–]newgodpho 15 points 3 hours ago
lmao d』lo turned into prime gary payton today
球迷：不過拉塞爾今天可突然變身為巔峰佩頓了啊，哈哈哈~~~
[–][LAL] Luke Waltonhanselpremium 6 points 2 hours ago
they keep forgetting we don』t have a full roster and blames everything on the coach
湖人球迷：有些湖蜜啊，啥鍋都往教練身上扔，壓根就不知道本賽季至今，湖人的陣容就沒有完整過…
[–]Lakersiloveappendicitis 11 points 3 hours ago
I had to unsubscribe from the lakers sub. Bunch of miserable people on there.
湖人球迷：我早就不關注湖人隊貼吧了，裡面一大堆無腦噴的…
[–][LAL] Austin ReaveswoKaaaa[S] 7 points 2 hours ago
That place fucking sucks.
湖人球迷：可不…湖人貼吧可不是人呆的地方！
[–]Lakerscaptain_ahabb 3 points 2 hours ago
It's basically r/LeBron, they hate everyone else associated with the team
湖人球迷：對…湖人貼吧裡面的內容，除了粉老詹的，剩下的全是噴湖人隊這個不行那個太爛的帖子…
[–]justsomedude717 2 points 2 hours ago
It wasn』t good pre LeBron but it』s somehow gotten exponentially worse
球迷：湖人貼吧的氛圍，在老詹加入湖人之前就已經不堪入目了；只不過自從老詹來了之後，貼吧氛圍以指數級加速變爛了！！
[–][LAL] Austin ReaveswoKaaaa[S] 19 points 3 hours ago
Reaves got 15 points in the 2nd quarter, and then he got about 4 minutes after for the rest of the game lol
湖人球迷：里夫斯在第二節獨得15分之後，剩下的比賽就只上場了4分鐘啊，哈哈哈！！！
[–]Tall_Succotash 4 points 2 hours ago
i thought he picked up an injury or something because I didn』t understand why he was played soo little but he was prob gassed lol
球迷：是啊，我還以為他受傷了還是怎麼的，搞不懂為啥就打了那麼點時間…不過有可能是累壞了…哈哈哈…
[–]17x🏆SuperRam56 2 points 3 hours ago
Ime Udoka has some balls to get ejected from the game after trashing LeBron
湖人球迷：烏度卡和老詹噴完垃圾話之後，就被驅逐了…他膽量可以啊~~~
新聞鏈接>>>>>>詹姆斯和烏度卡場邊對線 裁判給雙方T 烏度卡累計2T被驅逐
[–]2people1luv 1 point 3 hours ago
Do we know what was said between Bron and Ime yet?
球迷：有人知道老詹和烏度卡之間說了啥嗎？
[–]Charlotte BobcatsNotManyBuses 496 points 3 hours ago
my bad lip reading: 'alright ok but you won't'
'what you gon do about it then?'
'you won't do nothin about it'
'shut the fuck up boy'
山貓隊球迷：以我淺薄的唇語讀取能力（這是烏度卡對老詹說的話）
「好啊！來啊！不過我看你不敢！」
「你想怎麼樣？！」
「你什麼都不敢做！」
「把你的臭嘴給閉上吧，小子！」
[–]LakersNotUpForDebate11 16 points 3 hours ago
I actually think he says shut the fuck up lebron lol. But could also be "little boy" its almost same mouth movements
湖人球迷：其實我覺得烏度卡說的是「把你的臭嘴給閉上吧，勒布朗（Lebron）！」不過從嘴型上看，和臭小子（Little Boy）也非常像！
[–]haysu-christo 2 points 2 hours ago
「Your mamma knits smelly socks」
球迷：烏度卡對老詹說「你媽媽織臭襪子（搞破鞋）」。
[–]Warriorsdoonterdoo 227 points 2 hours ago
It』s hilarious cuz ref』s listening to them for quite a while before he』s like, aaaand THERE IT IS
奇才球迷：太搞笑了，裁判在一旁悄悄聽他們倆互罵了好一陣，直到他聽到了什麼，然後就是「誒喲喲…有了有了…嗶嗶嗶！！技術犯規！！」
[–]WarriorsElectrical_Report483 67 points 2 hours ago
「The ref fucking sucks!」 「Yeah bro he fucking sucks!」😂😂😂that』s the only thing I can think of
勇士球迷：
「裁判他媽爛透了！」
「可不嘛！兄弟！他們爛他媽透了」 😂😂😂
這是我唯一能想到的對話~~~
[–]WizardsMrBuckBuck[S] 301 points 4 hours ago
The faces on some of the fans behind them and their reaction is hilarious as well.
奇才球迷：他們倆身後的球迷反應也相當搞笑！
[–]NBAiRockaflame 118 points 4 hours ago
The guy staring in disbelief and the lady covering her face lol. I really wanna hear this conversation.
球迷：那個男的雙眼直勾勾的盯著，一臉的難以置信，而那個女的手捂著自己的臉，哈哈哈！我真好像知道老詹和烏度卡到底說了些啥啊！！！
[–]Lakersjokull1234 48 points 3 hours ago
LeBron must have said something wild to get her to react that way immediately after he chirped something
湖人球迷：老詹肯定是說了些非常勁爆的話，才使得那女的在老詹說完之後產生那樣的反應！！
[–]Dirty_Quesadilla 43 points 3 hours ago
「Miss Nia? Smell my fingers, bitch!」
球迷：「Nia小姐（烏度卡曾經的未婚妻），我的手指殘留著你的味道，聞聞！！你這臭婊子！！」
[–]ZarathustraWakes 0 points an hour ago
Ime is clearly talking when she reacts like that
球迷：那個女球迷那樣反應的時候，很明顯是烏度卡在說話…
[–]Lakersjokull1234 2 points an hour ago
Ime is talking during the whole clip, she is looking directly at LeBron and right after LeBron speaks she puts her hands to her face
湖人球迷：整個過程中，烏度卡一直在說話，但是那個女球迷一直瞪著老詹看，而當老詹一說話，她立馬就把手往自己臉上捂了...
[–]Minneapolis LakersVexing_Pie 44 points 4 hours ago
Udoka must』ve said something crazy
湖人球迷：烏度卡肯定說了啥不堪入目的話…
[–]LakersDudeWTH 41 points 4 hours ago
"Don't act like you haven't cheated on your wife before lebron"
湖人球迷：「別裝得好像你從來沒有在外面偷過腥一樣，勒布朗！」
[–]JTMillerAdvocate 6 points 3 hours ago
That white woman knew exactly what was about to happen 😂
球迷：那個白人女球迷指定知道事情的真想啊！！😂
[–]LakersG1Spectrum 24 points 3 hours ago
What a strange 3 to 4 minutes that was
湖人球迷：多麼奇怪的那3-4分鐘啊~~~~
[–]RocketsRight-Worth-6327 21 points 2 hours ago
Name of my sex tape.
火箭球迷：樓上的這句話，就是我愛愛錄像的標題啊~~~
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