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1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. " - DayDayNews

1. Lifeguard: "I have been watching you for a long time, please don't pee in the swimming pool!" Xiao Ming: "But everyone is peeing in it?" Lifeguard: "But no one is standing on the platform to pee like you! ”2. Use one sentence to prove that engineers are under great pressure. "

Today’s joke (8)

06/29 1397

(Only for people you like, don’t use it for fishing!!) 1. How do I get you, a sack or sweet words? 2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Are there five insurances and one housing fund? 3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I - DayDayNews

(Only for people you like, don’t use it for fishing!!) 1. How do I get you, a sack or sweet words? 2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Are there five insurances and one housing fund? 3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I

Singles come in｜Shadow courtship copywriting

06/30 1134

01 Did Runtu kill wild animals? 02 I already knew that, show me this. 03 The body temperature is normal, but the mind is insane. 04 Teacher: Yes, it was gouged. 05 Who is talking? It stands on the moral high ground, and I can't see clearly. 06 What about the breed of resentment, - DayDayNews

01 Did Runtu kill wild animals? 02 I already knew that, show me this. 03 The body temperature is normal, but the mind is insane. 04 Teacher: Yes, it was gouged. 05 Who is talking? It stands on the moral high ground, and I can't see clearly. 06 What about the breed of resentment,

God’s reply: If the boss lady is dressed like this, it’s impossible for her business to be bad! Understand the psychology of customers too well

06/28 1136

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: [Shadow question] My arms suddenly grew a lot, what should I do? , I'm on the roadside, where are you? Commen - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: [Shadow question] My arms suddenly grew a lot, what should I do? , I'm on the roadside, where are you? Commen

God’s reply: What do boyfriends usually think about when girls take a shower?

06/28 1361

My boyfriend gave me a Gucci bag and I was so scared that I cried after opening it. Hahaha, which year is this style? I won’t go into details and let Zi Xi feel it. Hahaha, it looks like a grape monster. - DayDayNews

My boyfriend gave me a Gucci bag and I was so scared that I cried after opening it. Hahaha, which year is this style? I won’t go into details and let Zi Xi feel it. Hahaha, it looks like a grape monster.

My boyfriend gave me a Gucci bag, and I was so scared that I cried after opening it! I never thought anyone would dare to buy it

06/28 1175

I went to a haunted house with my boyfriend. I was walking behind four girls. At the corner, a ghost jumped out of the coffin and violently slapped a girl with something similar to a whisk. The girl screamed at the top of her lungs. Her friend next to her comforted her: They were - DayDayNews

I went to a haunted house with my boyfriend. I was walking behind four girls. At the corner, a ghost jumped out of the coffin and violently slapped a girl with something similar to a whisk. The girl screamed at the top of her lungs. Her friend next to her comforted her: They were

A few hilarious jokes, I can’t stand them

06/28 1403

Girl, tell me, how dare you play like this while wearing a skirt? You don’t want to think about it, there are people around here, I advise you to restrain yourself! Boys can't copy girls' photo-taking poses. For example, it's funny to take photos between sisters. If two boys take - DayDayNews

Girl, tell me, how dare you play like this while wearing a skirt? You don’t want to think about it, there are people around here, I advise you to restrain yourself! Boys can't copy girls' photo-taking poses. For example, it's funny to take photos between sisters. If two boys take

These are other people’s teachers. If my teacher looked like this, I could be admitted to Tsinghua University

06/28 1751

As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to - DayDayNews

As a lecturer or trainer, what are the most important skills? I think it can speak. To teach by words and deeds, you must first be able to speak well. If you speak pleasantly and with humor, students will definitely like it and attract their attention. Only when he can listen to

3000+ golden sentences plus jokes.doc (to improve the sense of humor and make students "unconsciously aware of the seriousness")

06/30 1723

As we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. Not everyone has the opportunity to bump into it. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

As we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. Not everyone has the opportunity to bump into it. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

Did you catch a handsome guy's penis on the subway? Hahaha, I really can’t bear to look at it.

06/29 1876

I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway. - DayDayNews

I was afraid that being too late would cause embarrassment. And as we all know, there is no experience. A laborer on the subway during the morning rush hour. At least I got off the bus, so it’s not a loss. I got an extra piece of bread when I took the subway.

I pinched a handsome guy's PP on the subway, and the result... I couldn't bear to look at the effort.

06/30 1013

Okay, now the whole Internet knows that you have a girlfriend. Gouzi: Isn't this as inspiring as the carp leaping over the dragon's gate? I thought I was looking down upon you by hugging a woman. - DayDayNews

Okay, now the whole Internet knows that you have a girlfriend. Gouzi: Isn't this as inspiring as the carp leaping over the dragon's gate? I thought I was looking down upon you by hugging a woman.

"The silicone doll was mistaken for a hidden corpse, and the landlord was so frightened that he called the police!" Netizen: It's really too bad...

07/05 1712

1. It doesn’t matter that we don’t know each other. It’s a very hot day and we’ll get to know each other in a short while. 2. I'm really fed up with this weather. Others kill the moon, kidnap the moon, and sell the moon. I'm going to blow up the sun today. 3. In this weather, if - DayDayNews

1. It doesn’t matter that we don’t know each other. It’s a very hot day and we’ll get to know each other in a short while. 2. I'm really fed up with this weather. Others kill the moon, kidnap the moon, and sell the moon. I'm going to blow up the sun today. 3. In this weather, if

Copywriting for Moments | Copywriting for Moments complaining about the hot weather

07/04 1861

1. When I was in my third year of high school, my class teacher ignored the scumbags in the class. As a scumbag, I skipped classes during evening self-study time and worked as an apprentice in a barber shop. That day, the class teacher came to get a haircut, and I washed my hair - DayDayNews

1. When I was in my third year of high school, my class teacher ignored the scumbags in the class. As a scumbag, I skipped classes during evening self-study time and worked as an apprentice in a barber shop. That day, the class teacher came to get a haircut, and I washed my hair

Joke: As a poor student, I skipped classes during evening study hours and worked as an apprentice in a barber shop.

07/04 1592

1. I just took the driver’s license test. I borrowed a friend’s car to practice driving for the first time late at night. I was very nervous. I heard a bang while driving and was frightened. When I got out of the car, I saw that a big accessory had fallen off, so I quickly moved - DayDayNews

1. I just took the driver’s license test. I borrowed a friend’s car to practice driving for the first time late at night. I was very nervous. I heard a bang while driving and was frightened. When I got out of the car, I saw that a big accessory had fallen off, so I quickly moved

It’s just a bunch of jokes, don’t laugh out loud.

07/04 1554

You won’t be able to get on if you’re not in a hurry, and when the car stops, people won’t be able to get on! The most painful thing is probably the big brother in the back. Not only can’t he get through, but he also has to watch you two show off your affection here! - DayDayNews

You won’t be able to get on if you’re not in a hurry, and when the car stops, people won’t be able to get on! The most painful thing is probably the big brother in the back. Not only can’t he get through, but he also has to watch you two show off your affection here!

The girl in front gives you 300,000, and the girl in the back needs 300,000. Which one will you choose?

07/04 1211

They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world? - DayDayNews

They designed it, they know how to get out. It made me faint. Do watermelons grow on trees? Everyone has their own opinion. Do you think dragons exist in the world?

"A girl goes out on the street wearing a balloon costume. What will happen if she accidentally gets popped?" This is too bold, right?

07/03 1548

Yang Xiaoyang, a girl from Beipiao, was working overtime at the company. Her father called from her hometown and told her that her neighbor Aunt Zhang had an ectopic pregnancy and wanted to have an operation. Xiaoyang was surprised. It had been five or six years since Uncle Zhang - DayDayNews

Yang Xiaoyang, a girl from Beipiao, was working overtime at the company. Her father called from her hometown and told her that her neighbor Aunt Zhang had an ectopic pregnancy and wanted to have an operation. Xiaoyang was surprised. It had been five or six years since Uncle Zhang

Emotional story: A Beipiao girl accompanied her father’s pregnant girlfriend to have surgery at the maternity hospital

07/05 1615

On July 15, the city’s automobile and parts industry chain team went to Xintai City to investigate the construction status of key projects. - DayDayNews

On July 15, the city’s automobile and parts industry chain team went to Xintai City to investigate the construction status of key projects.

A special team from Tai'an City's automobile and parts industry chain went to Xintai City for investigation

07/05 1539

#我在黑头 engaged in creation#Dear students: It is a great honor to present awards to the winning students on stage. I was the first teacher to come on stage to award awards. The teachers who came to the stage to award awards were all dressed very beautifully and appropriately. The c - DayDayNews

#我在黑头 engaged in creation#Dear students: It is a great honor to present awards to the winning students on stage. I was the first teacher to come on stage to award awards. The teachers who came to the stage to award awards were all dressed very beautifully and appropriately. The c

Zhan Danian/Reward yourself (speech at the final award ceremony

07/05 1110

Author: Zimo In midsummer, despite the wind and rain, there are still flowers blooming, the pond is full of lotus flowers, and there are more small wild flowers. In fact, life is a trivial joy and a favorite scenery. In the midsummer season, in the flowing time, I can express my - DayDayNews

Author: Zimo In midsummer, despite the wind and rain, there are still flowers blooming, the pond is full of lotus flowers, and there are more small wild flowers. In fact, life is a trivial joy and a favorite scenery. In the midsummer season, in the flowing time, I can express my

Prose: The attachment of shallow love and deep love is just the simple fireworks in the world

07/05 1569

According to a report from the Russian media "Izvestia" quoted by the Global Times on July 15, three more countries are preparing to apply to join the "BRICS" after Argentina and Iran, namely Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Turkey. - DayDayNews

According to a report from the Russian media "Izvestia" quoted by the Global Times on July 15, three more countries are preparing to apply to join the "BRICS" after Argentina and Iran, namely Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Turkey.

Following Argentina and Iran, three more countries have applied to join the BRICS, leveraging the dominance of the US dollar.

07/05 1229

In 1995, Duan Yongping took three young people and left the "Little Overlord" he had created. Of these three young people, one created the "OPPO" brand, one created the "vivo" brand, and the remaining one became the helmsman of "BBK".

Jiangxi tycoon Duan Yongping: annual output of 15 million mobile phones, annual income of 10 billion, once ranked 114th richest person in the country

07/05 1889