My Dad Found Me an 8-Month Pregnant Fiancée and Threatened to Disown Me if I Didn't Accept

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My Dad Found Me an 8-Month Pregnant Fiancée and Threatened to Disown Me if I Didn't Accept - DayDayNews

My Dad Found Me an 8-Month Pregnant Fiancée and Threatened to Disown Me if I Didn't Accept - DayDayNews

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How can this place be both beautiful and practical? What’s the name of this hairless peach? My phone is out of battery, and I spent a long time looking through it to find the charger. - DayDayNews

How can this place be both beautiful and practical? What’s the name of this hairless peach? My phone is out of battery, and I spent a long time looking through it to find the charger.

God replied, what would you do if your girlfriend was slapped by Tyson?

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Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: My daughter and her current husband’s son actually got married. Funny question: On your birthday, your parent - DayDayNews

Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God’s reply: My daughter and her current husband’s son actually got married. Funny question: On your birthday, your parent

God’s reply: A silly question: My daughter and her current husband’s son are actually married.

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1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a - DayDayNews

1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a

He's really good at finding opportunities to enter the factory.

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1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter - DayDayNews

1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter

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1. My wife was browsing an online store when she suddenly asked me: "There is an idiom called 椟 return the pearl again?" I blurted out: "Buy." My wife quickly clicked the mouse: "Okay!" 2. High school classmate for ten years At a party, a female classmate asked Xiao Wang: Honestl - DayDayNews

1. My wife was browsing an online store when she suddenly asked me: "There is an idiom called 椟 return the pearl again?" I blurted out: "Buy." My wife quickly clicked the mouse: "Okay!" 2. High school classmate for ten years At a party, a female classmate asked Xiao Wang: Honestl

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Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th - DayDayNews

Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th

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Later I want to see how you still wear the mask. Dogs have grown up following sheep and sheep, and they don’t even know what they eat. I went out to sell my stall again today, and it was another day full of hope. - DayDayNews

Later I want to see how you still wear the mask. Dogs have grown up following sheep and sheep, and they don’t even know what they eat. I went out to sell my stall again today, and it was another day full of hope.

God replied: Merchant, are you asleep? I can not sleep! The merchant's reply made me laugh out loud in the middle of the night

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1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha - DayDayNews

1. This is blueberry. This is my unlucky when I meet you when you meet you. We haven’t talked about it yet, right? - 4. The other girls changed their clothes and untied Luo Shang. I changed my clothes and untied Little Piggy - 5. The only difference between me and Superman is tha

The cute you meet the cute funny man

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Girl: If you want to strike up a conversation with me, could you please put on your shoes and the strongest phone case first? Sir, can it be put into production? Sure enough, I never know how to make an omelette: Grandpa, just pour it down enough, and leave the rest to me! You af - DayDayNews

Girl: If you want to strike up a conversation with me, could you please put on your shoes and the strongest phone case first? Sir, can it be put into production? Sure enough, I never know how to make an omelette: Grandpa, just pour it down enough, and leave the rest to me! You af

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God's reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain it? [Obvious question] If the company stipulates that one month of working days and then consecutive days off, would you agree? - DayDayNews

God's reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain it? [Obvious question] If the company stipulates that one month of working days and then consecutive days off, would you agree?

God’s reply: What does it feel like to wear stockings under pants? Can you explain?

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During the Chinese New Year, I went back to my hometown because I couldn't sleep well in my bed. I complained to my mother about bone pain and asked her to cupping me. When I opened my clothes, she was stunned for a moment. She didn't move and I didn't pay attention for a moment. - DayDayNews

During the Chinese New Year, I went back to my hometown because I couldn't sleep well in my bed. I complained to my mother about bone pain and asked her to cupping me. When I opened my clothes, she was stunned for a moment. She didn't move and I didn't pay attention for a moment.

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The property in the community is simply amazing. There was a power outage a few days ago, and we dug all over the community to find breakpoints. After unremitting efforts, we finally dug out the telecommunications optical fiber yesterday, and the network has been disconnected unt - DayDayNews

The property in the community is simply amazing. There was a power outage a few days ago, and we dug all over the community to find breakpoints. After unremitting efforts, we finally dug out the telecommunications optical fiber yesterday, and the network has been disconnected unt

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The entrance of Jinyiwei Lu Yi gave me a shocking feeling. The fierceness and sharpness of his eyes told us that this male protagonist is not simple [face covering]. - DayDayNews

The entrance of Jinyiwei Lu Yi gave me a shocking feeling. The fierceness and sharpness of his eyes told us that this male protagonist is not simple [face covering].

"Under the Brocade" Episode 1: The Entanglement Belonging to That One Eye

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The joy in my heart cannot be expressed in words. The scene of fireworks being set off from space is just like this. It tastes so beautiful. I have a dream in my heart. One day I can fly into space to judge. Come and see who is the first dog. Zi: I asked you to take me out to pla - DayDayNews

The joy in my heart cannot be expressed in words. The scene of fireworks being set off from space is just like this. It tastes so beautiful. I have a dream in my heart. One day I can fly into space to judge. Come and see who is the first dog. Zi: I asked you to take me out to pla

Female colleague teases her son: Do you want me to be your girlfriend? The son said disdainfully: No need

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Why do they say funny girls don’t have love? Gouzi: Who can tell me what happened just now? My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous. - DayDayNews

Why do they say funny girls don’t have love? Gouzi: Who can tell me what happened just now? My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous.

My wife was afraid that I would be worried, so she posted a video saying that she was with a female colleague. It seemed that I was too nervous.

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When the market was about to end, the donkey seller said to the fellow villagers: "Whoever can make this donkey laugh or cry, I will give it to him for free." When everyone heard this, they became interested and started talking. After helping the people, no one made the donkey la - DayDayNews

When the market was about to end, the donkey seller said to the fellow villagers: "Whoever can make this donkey laugh or cry, I will give it to him for free." When everyone heard this, they became interested and started talking. After helping the people, no one made the donkey la

Who is bigger?

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The incident started two months ago. I was clearing the dining table that day when an old man who looked about 70 years old walked in with a bag in his hand and said, "Brother, how much does it cost to process and fry this dish for me?" , how much does it cost? I said: Master, de - DayDayNews

The incident started two months ago. I was clearing the dining table that day when an old man who looked about 70 years old walked in with a bag in his hand and said, "Brother, how much does it cost to process and fry this dish for me?" , how much does it cost? I said: Master, de

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In the winter of 2005, a new member came to our family. She was a girl. Although she was only 20 days old, she was extremely smart and super cute. Although she is not a precious breed, she is just a cross between a Pekingese and a Chinese Pastoral Dog, but our family doesn’t mind - DayDayNews

In the winter of 2005, a new member came to our family. She was a girl. Although she was only 20 days old, she was extremely smart and super cute. Although she is not a precious breed, she is just a cross between a Pekingese and a Chinese Pastoral Dog, but our family doesn’t mind

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Previously, pet industry experts have released a research report on the US pet staple food market analysis. The report pointed out that the market share of cat and dog wet food products is gradually increasing, of which dog wet food has accounted for 17%, and cat wet food has acc - DayDayNews

Previously, pet industry experts have released a research report on the US pet staple food market analysis. The report pointed out that the market share of cat and dog wet food products is gradually increasing, of which dog wet food has accounted for 17%, and cat wet food has acc

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Yunnan Net News (Reporter Zhang Qimin) On July 15, at the gate of Yunnan Wildlife Park, a group of ring-tailed lemurs sat on tree stumps, enjoying the morning sunshine and preparing to welcome the incoming guests. After three months of adaptation, these little guys have recognize

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Track scientific research results and keep abreast of the latest developments! 1 The discovery of armored fish from the Middle Devonian 390 million years ago was recently published online in the Journal of Vertebrate Paleontology by Meng Xinyuan, a master's degree graduate from t

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