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If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable. He is wearing such high heels and is still bending down with his hands on the ground. His flexibility is really amazing. - DayDayNews

If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable. He is wearing such high heels and is still bending down with his hands on the ground. His flexibility is really amazing.

If you are not married and I am not married in ten years, then we will be... too miserable, really miserable.

06/19 1096

After going to the toilet, it couldn’t be flushed clean. I heard others said that it could be flushed with hot water, so I put a basin of hot water in and flushed it down. Oops, the smell instantly filled the whole room, xiaodiodaya.cn, then I heard that my girlfriend was outside - DayDayNews

After going to the toilet, it couldn’t be flushed clean. I heard others said that it could be flushed with hot water, so I put a basin of hot water in and flushed it down. Oops, the smell instantly filled the whole room, xiaodiodaya.cn, then I heard that my girlfriend was outside

Funny animated GIF: After using the toilet, it can’t be flushed cleanly. I heard others say that it can be flushed cleanly by flushing it with hot water.

06/19 1166

The work group suddenly became unruly... What was even scarier was dragging that piece of shit to bed. I am a bit worried about the mental state of contemporary netizens. The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. - DayDayNews

The work group suddenly became unruly... What was even scarier was dragging that piece of shit to bed. I am a bit worried about the mental state of contemporary netizens. The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change.

"The pervert leader joined the group chat..." Hahaha, the work group suddenly became unseemly.

06/20 1771

It seems that the quality of this car is very good, but the driver is also a ruthless person... This is the first time I have seen that you can button your pants like this. Are you sure you are not using screws as buttons? - DayDayNews

It seems that the quality of this car is very good, but the driver is also a ruthless person... This is the first time I have seen that you can button your pants like this. Are you sure you are not using screws as buttons?

Hilarious commentary: On a blind date arranged by my family, why did the matchmaker think I was worthy of her?

06/18 1780

1. "Excellent Love Letter" Brother Hu and Lengmei have been lovers for several months. They often send love letters on WeChat. On this day, Brother Hu sent a message to Lengmei, "Dear, do you think we used to be together?" He was an unknown passerby, but now he has turned a blind - DayDayNews

1. "Excellent Love Letter" Brother Hu and Lengmei have been lovers for several months. They often send love letters on WeChat. On this day, Brother Hu sent a message to Lengmei, "Dear, do you think we used to be together?" He was an unknown passerby, but now he has turned a blind

A series of jokes (257)

06/21 1971

03 Are you swimming in the paper? Superstition is prevalent, so we need to use the simplest method to let people know that there are no ghosts in the world. It's noon on the day of hoeing. The editor is working very hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can't let it go. - DayDayNews

03 Are you swimming in the paper? Superstition is prevalent, so we need to use the simplest method to let people know that there are no ghosts in the world. It's noon on the day of hoeing. The editor is working very hard. The scenery is so picturesque that I can't let it go.

God’s reply: What does cat milk taste like? How can I drink it?

06/21 1556

1. Embarrassing Girls Funny Jokes. Today my mom took me to meet two girls. One has big breasts and fat butt, and her body is absolutely top-notch. Unfortunately, the looks are too difficult, and she also has buck teeth. I can’t stand her smile. The other has a beautiful face. Abs - DayDayNews

1. Embarrassing Girls Funny Jokes. Today my mom took me to meet two girls. One has big breasts and fat butt, and her body is absolutely top-notch. Unfortunately, the looks are too difficult, and she also has buck teeth. I can’t stand her smile. The other has a beautiful face. Abs

Funny jokes about embarrassing girls. Today my mom took me to have sex with two girls.

06/21 1205

A colleague took a taxi to work in the morning. During the traffic jam, he saw a very beautiful young woman driving a Porsche Cayenne in the next lane. He muttered to the driver, "I drive a Porsche Cayenne at such a young age. I must be a mistress." As soon as I finished speaking - DayDayNews

A colleague took a taxi to work in the morning. During the traffic jam, he saw a very beautiful young woman driving a Porsche Cayenne in the next lane. He muttered to the driver, "I drive a Porsche Cayenne at such a young age. I must be a mistress." As soon as I finished speaking

The woman who drove a Porsche Cayenne at such a young age must be a mistress. The driver’s words shocked everyone

06/18 1560

You see, this mine is spitting oil to show off how rich it is, and it is also painting its beard with its fingers dipped in oil. It is really ugly. Not to be outdone, Jinshan grabs a handful of gold from its mouth and throws it away. He also made a gold crown with his own hands a - DayDayNews

You see, this mine is spitting oil to show off how rich it is, and it is also painting its beard with its fingers dipped in oil. It is really ugly. Not to be outdone, Jinshan grabs a handful of gold from its mouth and throws it away. He also made a gold crown with his own hands a

The three big mountains laughed at the small mountains mercilessly, and in the next second they used their strength to teach them how to be mountains.

06/18 1832

# funny大奖# Hello everyone, I earn a small amount of money to support my family. One day is like the other day. Did you think that the editor was talking nonsense the last time you saw me? Some time ago, a meme called "nonsense literature" gradually started to ferment on major soc - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Hello everyone, I earn a small amount of money to support my family. One day is like the other day. Did you think that the editor was talking nonsense the last time you saw me? Some time ago, a meme called "nonsense literature" gradually started to ferment on major soc

"Bullshit literature" Listening to your words is like listening to a few words

06/21 1618

Girl: If you want to strike up a conversation with me, could you please put on your shoes and the strongest phone case first? Sir, can it be put into production? Sure enough, I never know how to make an omelette: Grandpa, just pour it down enough, and leave the rest to me! You af - DayDayNews

Girl: If you want to strike up a conversation with me, could you please put on your shoes and the strongest phone case first? Sir, can it be put into production? Sure enough, I never know how to make an omelette: Grandpa, just pour it down enough, and leave the rest to me! You af

How to use acrostic poems to express love to your girlfriend? Netizens are just trying to trick me.

06/25 1089

[Humorous Joke] I have lost weight recently. I went out for a run last night. I was hungry after just two steps. I ate one fried rice noodles and 10 mutton skewers. It was a bit spicy after eating, so I bought a bottle of mineral water! After eating I continued running, but my st - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] I have lost weight recently. I went out for a run last night. I was hungry after just two steps. I ate one fried rice noodles and 10 mutton skewers. It was a bit spicy after eating, so I bought a bottle of mineral water! After eating I continued running, but my st

Humorous joke: When the waiter saw me taking a bottle of water from the bathroom, his eyes immediately became uneasy.

06/25 1639

# funny大奖# 1. A buddy wanted to enter a high-end community, but was stopped by the security guard at the door. He refused to let in. The security guard said: "Who knows whether you are a good guy or a bad guy? You are not allowed to enter?" The buddy said angrily: "Wait a minute. - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# 1. A buddy wanted to enter a high-end community, but was stopped by the security guard at the door. He refused to let in. The security guard said: "Who knows whether you are a good guy or a bad guy? You are not allowed to enter?" The buddy said angrily: "Wait a minute.

If you don’t want to be fat, how can you lose weight without exercising? Netizen’s reply

06/25 1103

If you like it, please click "Across the Sea" above, and then click "Follow" to receive free article reading. Thank you for your support. We have gradually grown up and forgotten what we looked like when we first met, and also lost our own wings to fly! - DayDayNews

If you like it, please click "Across the Sea" above, and then click "Follow" to receive free article reading. Thank you for your support. We have gradually grown up and forgotten what we looked like when we first met, and also lost our own wings to fly!

"Internet Celebrity Story" Erlu analyzed the reasons for the conflicts between Sanda Brother and Simba through his own analysis

06/24 1766

Introduction: A boy sent a kiss to his partner but was discovered by his mother. He laughed wildly and then changed his face in a second. Netizens asked: Why is this mother-in-law so cute? Recently, in Anyang, Henan, a netizen posted a video that made people laugh or cry. It turn - DayDayNews

Introduction: A boy sent a kiss to his partner but was discovered by his mother. He laughed wildly and then changed his face in a second. Netizens asked: Why is this mother-in-law so cute? Recently, in Anyang, Henan, a netizen posted a video that made people laugh or cry. It turn

A boy in Henan was caught sending kisses to his partner. His mother laughed at him and then changed his face. Netizens laughed.

06/24 1811

Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. "On what it's like to flirt with your own uncle" A case of Guangxi people taming Mandarin. - DayDayNews

Coal field, magnetic field, rain field, sand field. Today’s source of joy has been delivered. "On what it's like to flirt with your own uncle" A case of Guangxi people taming Mandarin.

You actually flirted with your own uncle through online flirting? As a result...hahaha, please try to live on another planet.

06/24 1243

To make Northeastern old-fashioned pot-wrapped pork, do you use starch or flour? I used the right powder, sweet and sour, appetizing, crispy and crispy. I had nothing to do last night and couldn't sleep. I thought about watching short videos for a while, but as soon as I opened i - DayDayNews

To make Northeastern old-fashioned pot-wrapped pork, do you use starch or flour? I used the right powder, sweet and sour, appetizing, crispy and crispy. I had nothing to do last night and couldn't sleep. I thought about watching short videos for a while, but as soon as I opened i

To make Northeastern old-fashioned pot-wrapped pork, do you use starch or flour? Use the right powder, sweet and sour, appetizing, caramelized and crispy

06/25 1562

Bengbu Federation of Trade Unions' Instructions for Using Employee Injury Condolence Payments 1. Who can apply for work-related injury consolation payments? 1. Active trade union members within the urban area (must meet the legal working age); 2. Work-related injuries (deaths) oc - DayDayNews

Bengbu Federation of Trade Unions' Instructions for Using Employee Injury Condolence Payments 1. Who can apply for work-related injury consolation payments? 1. Active trade union members within the urban area (must meet the legal working age); 2. Work-related injuries (deaths) oc

Let’s learn about the labor union’s methods for using employee injury compensation and serious illness subsidies together!

06/25 1245

That day, the entire circle of friends were posting red envelopes of 520 and 1314, but I was the only one who sent a unique number, 2 yuan, to the person I liked. "If you follow me, it will be best for your family to be in good health after marriage. If unfortunately you get seri - DayDayNews

That day, the entire circle of friends were posting red envelopes of 520 and 1314, but I was the only one who sent a unique number, 2 yuan, to the person I liked. "If you follow me, it will be best for your family to be in good health after marriage. If unfortunately you get seri

Up to 50,000 yuan! Don’t be afraid if you are sick, you can apply for this “life-saving money” with one click

06/25 1410

Hourly News reporters learned that in order to better serve employees, there have been new adjustments to this year’s policies. Let’s take a look. To put it simply, outside the scope of medical insurance, medical mutual aid is equivalent to playing a "secondary reimbursement" rol - DayDayNews

Hourly News reporters learned that in order to better serve employees, there have been new adjustments to this year’s policies. Let’s take a look. To put it simply, outside the scope of medical insurance, medical mutual aid is equivalent to playing a "secondary reimbursement" rol

"Second reimbursement" outside the scope of medical insurance is here! The maximum subsidy available is RMB 65,200

06/25 1106

The heat has entered, the countdown to the Dog Days has begun, and the Dog Days are getting closer and closer. In the past few days, I have felt the smell of the Dog Days. The weather is getting hotter day by day. I dare not go out every day. I just want to stay in the air-condit - DayDayNews

The heat has entered, the countdown to the Dog Days has begun, and the Dog Days are getting closer and closer. In the past few days, I have felt the smell of the Dog Days. The weather is getting hotter day by day. I dare not go out every day. I just want to stay in the air-condit

You are about to fall asleep. If conditions permit, don’t forget to drink this soup. It is nutritious and delicious. Southerners often eat it.

06/25 1740

Product: (Specially made to celebrate the return of Hong Kong) Packaging: Carton Degree: 53° Fragrance type: Maotai type Ingredients: Water sorghum wheat Capacity: 2 catties per bottle Specifications: 12 bottles/box Factory address: Maotai Town, Renhuai City, Guizhou Province The - DayDayNews

Product: (Specially made to celebrate the return of Hong Kong) Packaging: Carton Degree: 53° Fragrance type: Maotai type Ingredients: Water sorghum wheat Capacity: 2 catties per bottle Specifications: 12 bottles/box Factory address: Maotai Town, Renhuai City, Guizhou Province The

When Hong Kong returns to China, there are 12 bottles of Lai Mao liquor in a box, which is 24 kilograms of wine. How much does it cost per box?

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