The fortune teller tried hard to persuade the emperor not to leave the palace. The emperor was furious and said, "I will kill you when you come back." The fortune teller said, "You can't come back."
Folk story: A baby girl was stinky and was rejected by her family. When the Taoist priest saw her, he hurriedly knelt down and asked to pay homage to the Fairy Girl.
My father-in-law didn't close the door when he went to the toilet. My mother-in-law scolded my daughter-in-law for being too busy, but my daughter-in-law laughed instead.