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[Humorous Joke] When a girl goes on a blind date, she directly asks the boy what he is doing? The boy has no job and trades stocks at home. The girl said contemptuously: How much money can you make from stock trading? How much savings do you have? The boy answered honestly: About - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] When a girl goes on a blind date, she directly asks the boy what he is doing? The boy has no job and trades stocks at home. The girl said contemptuously: How much money can you make from stock trading? How much savings do you have? The boy answered honestly: About

Humorous joke: I recently dated a girlfriend, but her family didn’t agree, so I had to resort to a bitter trick.

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The day before yesterday I went to pick up my girlfriend from get off work for the first time. When I arrived at the company, I went in holding the gift. Probably because I was about to get off work, the girl at the front desk asked me who I was looking for while playing with her - DayDayNews

The day before yesterday I went to pick up my girlfriend from get off work for the first time. When I arrived at the company, I went in holding the gift. Probably because I was about to get off work, the girl at the front desk asked me who I was looking for while playing with her

Humorous joke: The first time I went to pick up my girlfriend from get off work at the front desk, the girl yelled: How many times do I have to tell you not to park at the door?

06/09 1365

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu - DayDayNews

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu

Joke: Use a ballpoint pen to change the test score of the red pen, 50 points to 80 points, 10 points to 70 points

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Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one? - DayDayNews

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one?

Hilarious commentary: When I come to the clinic to get my water pumped, there is a girl lying next to me who is watching a TV show. How should I strike up a conversation?

06/06 1116

1: Today is Thursday, tomorrow is Friday. Just when everyone was talking about going there to have fun on the weekend, we suddenly received a message that we would have to work overtime on Saturday. Xiao Zhou started to complain in the office, but his boss was behind him. The nex - DayDayNews

1: Today is Thursday, tomorrow is Friday. Just when everyone was talking about going there to have fun on the weekend, we suddenly received a message that we would have to work overtime on Saturday. Xiao Zhou started to complain in the office, but his boss was behind him. The nex

Hilarious scenes in the office

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10. “My sister-in-law just posted this photo of my nephew…so cool.” 17. “First time doing my girlfriend’s laundry. This is a turtleneck. Not sure which way to go.” - DayDayNews

10. “My sister-in-law just posted this photo of my nephew…so cool.” 17. “First time doing my girlfriend’s laundry. This is a turtleneck. Not sure which way to go.”

20 Photos of “Exercising Smiley Muscles”

06/09 1354

The village chief's family doesn't even have access to a car, so you don't know how to donate money to buy one. 520 The guy prepared a table of food, but his girlfriend left without eating a bite. Girlfriend: This is not what I want. - DayDayNews

The village chief's family doesn't even have access to a car, so you don't know how to donate money to buy one. 520 The guy prepared a table of food, but his girlfriend left without eating a bite. Girlfriend: This is not what I want.

520 The guy prepared a table of food, but his girlfriend left without eating a bite. Girlfriend: This is not what I want.

06/07 1560

When it comes to loading capacity, Lexus feels inferior to it. What’s the use of buying this car? I spent 5,000 yuan to learn the dance and just learned these moves. - DayDayNews

When it comes to loading capacity, Lexus feels inferior to it. What’s the use of buying this car? I spent 5,000 yuan to learn the dance and just learned these moves.

Excuse me, where is this violation? Hahahahaha, the car owner responded domineeringly

06/07 1426

It was so much like a delivery person knocking on the door that I didn’t dare to breathe in the house, and then sent a message saying that I wasn’t at home, so just leave it at the door first. Saying it in front of you means that the boss does not treat you as an outsider, my fri - DayDayNews

It was so much like a delivery person knocking on the door that I didn’t dare to breathe in the house, and then sent a message saying that I wasn’t at home, so just leave it at the door first. Saying it in front of you means that the boss does not treat you as an outsider, my fri

God’s reply: What is something that clearly belongs to you, but others use it more than you do?

06/09 1447

Wandering in the heavy rain, I wanted to call Didi for a taxi, so I asked Didi to drive on my behalf. One day I went to the toilet and there was a noise coming from a stall. When I was a child, I had bad gastrointestinal problems and often farted. One night when I was sleeping at - DayDayNews

Wandering in the heavy rain, I wanted to call Didi for a taxi, so I asked Didi to drive on my behalf. One day I went to the toilet and there was a noise coming from a stall. When I was a child, I had bad gastrointestinal problems and often farted. One night when I was sleeping at

Super funny jokes and jokes~ I can’t stop laughing~ Come in and have fun

06/07 1009

Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me. - DayDayNews

Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me.

"I didn't expect that it would be our dormitory's turn and we would have candy to eat!" Hahaha, now I'm in a good mood.

06/20 1362

It has been extremely difficult to do the job of driving for the past two days. It may be that the position of the driver is not right. There are only two orders per day and the money is less than 50 yuan. There are many self-driving cars hanging out in front of larger hotels, an - DayDayNews

It has been extremely difficult to do the job of driving for the past two days. It may be that the position of the driver is not right. There are only two orders per day and the money is less than 50 yuan. There are many self-driving cars hanging out in front of larger hotels, an

Record debt of 1.1 million on the 81st day

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[Humorous Joke] I have a very good friend who is tall and handsome. The year before last year, when I went to the pedestrian street in the county town, I encountered a young couple having a conflict. The girl was crying because of the pear blossoms and the rain. Without saying a - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] I have a very good friend who is tall and handsome. The year before last year, when I went to the pedestrian street in the county town, I encountered a young couple having a conflict. The girl was crying because of the pear blossoms and the rain. Without saying a

Humorous joke: The company organized a trip to a nearby mountain, but I accidentally ran into a hornet’s nest.

06/20 1883

1. For lunch, I ordered stir-fried green beans. Halfway through the meal, I found a big meat worm next to one of the beans. I picked it up subconsciously and looked at it. My girlfriend thought I was feeding her, so she quickly caught it with her mouth. Quite delicious. "Honey, y - DayDayNews

1. For lunch, I ordered stir-fried green beans. Halfway through the meal, I found a big meat worm next to one of the beans. I picked it up subconsciously and looked at it. My girlfriend thought I was feeding her, so she quickly caught it with her mouth. Quite delicious. "Honey, y

Funny joke: My best friend said with low self-esteem: Forget it, I will never get married in this life.

06/20 1559

1. “These guys pretending to be motorcycle riders” 2. “I went to work for a week and came home to buy new stuff for my girlfriend. I’m 36 and she’s 45.” 3. “Mom told me the cock was chasing her today . Have to check the security cameras to verify. ” 4. “I found it in the truck st - DayDayNews

1. “These guys pretending to be motorcycle riders” 2. “I went to work for a week and came home to buy new stuff for my girlfriend. I’m 36 and she’s 45.” 3. “Mom told me the cock was chasing her today . Have to check the security cameras to verify. ” 4. “I found it in the truck st

20 photos that “will make you happy”

06/20 1783

#It’s rude no matter how hot the weather is. I have one thing to say, no matter how hot the weather is, it won’t be appropriate. After all, it was indeed the first time I saw these scenes in the summer... 01. Corn: I want to open 02. Even the roadblocks are hot Transformed 03. Ha - DayDayNews

#It’s rude no matter how hot the weather is. I have one thing to say, no matter how hot the weather is, it won’t be appropriate. After all, it was indeed the first time I saw these scenes in the summer... 01. Corn: I want to open 02. Even the roadblocks are hot Transformed 03. Ha

"The summer you think vs. the actual summer..." It would be rude no matter how hot the weather is.

06/20 1725

A letter from a reader said: When I was in college, there were actually quite a few boys pursuing me, but I turned a blind eye to them. The reason: I just wanted to find a boy I liked and start a passionate love relationship. Some people say that I have high vision, but I don’t t - DayDayNews

A letter from a reader said: When I was in college, there were actually quite a few boys pursuing me, but I turned a blind eye to them. The reason: I just wanted to find a boy I liked and start a passionate love relationship. Some people say that I have high vision, but I don’t t

On our wedding night, my husband didn’t see the blush and never touched me again.

06/20 1545

On the 80th day of writing, I felt anxious and sad, but fortunately I survived the difficult time. Yesterday, I was chatting with my husband. He has been quite anxious recently because he was chatting with his friends and thought that life at his friend's family is better than ou - DayDayNews

On the 80th day of writing, I felt anxious and sad, but fortunately I survived the difficult time. Yesterday, I was chatting with my husband. He has been quite anxious recently because he was chatting with his friends and thought that life at his friend's family is better than ou

Copy on the 80th day, take good care of yourself and you will succeed.

06/20 1360

At present, MOBA games are divided into two camps: traditional and PC games, and emerging mobile games. Especially the mobile game camp headed by Honor of Kings is becoming more and more influential, and the KPL professional league is also attracting more and more attention. Even - DayDayNews

At present, MOBA games are divided into two camps: traditional and PC games, and emerging mobile games. Especially the mobile game camp headed by Honor of Kings is becoming more and more influential, and the KPL professional league is also attracting more and more attention. Even

Zhang Daxian’s e-sports dream, the boss personally played XYG and went crazy, winning the dream team 3:0 directly

06/20 1167

In the quarter-finals of the Singapore Badminton Open, the Chinese badminton women's singles Han Yue battled Indonesian player Susanto for three games, and finally advanced to the semi-finals without any danger. It is worth mentioning that when Han Yue fell behind 7-14 in the thi - DayDayNews

In the quarter-finals of the Singapore Badminton Open, the Chinese badminton women's singles Han Yue battled Indonesian player Susanto for three games, and finally advanced to the semi-finals without any danger. It is worth mentioning that when Han Yue fell behind 7-14 in the thi

Singapore Badminton Championships: Gao Fangjie and Han Yue advance to the semi-finals together, and there will be a tough battle in the semi-finals!

06/20 1209

In the men's singles, defending champion Lin Dan, Indonesian duo Ginting + Jonatan, Japan's Kenta Nishimoto + Kanta Tsuneyama and others all went directly from Wuhan to New Zealand to prepare for the first leg of the points tournament. - DayDayNews

In the men's singles, defending champion Lin Dan, Indonesian duo Ginting + Jonatan, Japan's Kenta Nishimoto + Kanta Tsuneyama and others all went directly from Wuhan to New Zealand to prepare for the first leg of the points tournament.

2019 New Zealand Badminton Open First Day Schedule Match List Live Schedule

06/20 1061

In the 2019 World Badminton Tour, Singapore Open, Super 500 level event, today’s sixteenth finals, the national badminton team performed well. In the women's singles, Han Yue, Li Xuerui and Cai Yanyan had three wins in three matches. In the first match of the mixed doubles, natio - DayDayNews

In the 2019 World Badminton Tour, Singapore Open, Super 500 level event, today’s sixteenth finals, the national badminton team performed well. In the women's singles, Han Yue, Li Xuerui and Cai Yanyan had three wins in three matches. In the first match of the mixed doubles, natio

In the Singapore Open, Zheng Siwei/Huang Yaqiong swept the Japanese combination and launched an attack on the fourth championship!

06/20 1029