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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho
The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing
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↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.
Funny GIF "Your uncle will always be your uncle"
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1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak
Hilarious classic porter funny jokes, embarrassing watermelon jokes
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Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from
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God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?
Tell me how you were deceived by a male ticket at a low cost? Does God have any comments? See you in the comments section.
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Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare
God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?
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1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got
15 Photos That Prove “Smiling is the Only Remedy in Times of Difficulty”
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Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a
Post-00s version of hilarious composition "Tadpole Looking for Mom"
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Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i
Does such a beautiful girl have to work in a factory? What a pity! She's good enough to be a star
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After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.
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We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.
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Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash
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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa
It's raining heavily today
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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!
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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g
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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"
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On July 6, Beijing time, the Los Angeles Lakers signed another person. According to famous reporter Chris Hayes, free agent Thomas Bryant has signed a one-year contract with the Lakers. He will return to Los Angeles and have the opportunity to serve as the Lakers' coach. Starting
The Lakers signed another player! The Titans return to help James win the championship. The 16-man roster is released and only the last one is left.
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Of course, being at the bottom continuously is also rewarding for the Rockets. The team has acquired Jaylen Green and Jabari Smith in the drafts of the past two years. They will undoubtedly be an important core in the Rockets' long-term plan.
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The weather is getting hotter and hotter. Nowadays, there are various tools and methods to cool down. No matter how hot it gets, you can stay cool just by entering an air-conditioned room. In ancient times, when there were no modern appliances such as air conditioners, how did yo
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In the glorious history of the Communist Party of China, the heroic story of Dong Zhentang, commander of the Fifth Red Army Corps, the "Iron Guard" on the Long March, who "let a regiment fight for a child" still makes people cry when I recall it.
Chen Shu’s story of the Thirty-Fourth Division of Xianghong Division continues in a new chapter: Love joins forces to rescue a “little red flower”
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Huang Jiaqian's father treated her daughter Xia Tian in an encouraging way, but Huang Jiaqian treated her with kindness and power. Of course, she taught her a lot and was dubbed a tiger mother. She laughed and said: "I am a moderate tiger mother, doesn't it look like it?"
"Where are we going, daddy?" Summer's mother believes that "tiger moms and wolf dads" are the best for their children
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In an NBA Summer League game that ended this morning, Chet Holmgren, the Thunder's second-place pick, started the game. He played 23 minutes and 53 seconds, made 4 of 6 three-pointers, and scored 23 points, 7 rebounds, and 4 assists. Comprehensive data on 6 blocks! The plus/minus
Second place on the list is useless! 23 points, 7 rebounds, 4 assists and 6 blocks, Holmgren shines in his debut
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