1,
Before dinner, Li Yu received a message: Smile and look at the breeze and clouds, drunk and warmth in the world. Keep your breath and don't show your strength.
was sent by Xue Gong in the bathroom.
She thought Aunt Xue is very cute. I also feel that in this environment, like acting in a movie, I am a very cool heroine.
smiles on the corner of her mouth.
Therefore, she was generous and calm and gentle at her lover's dinner.
Lian Songmei suggested that she drink, but she accepted it happily after refusing.
During the meal, Xue Gong took great care of his wife, took the initiative to bring a bowl of water, helped his wife to cook spicy dishes, and peeled spicy lobster for his wife.
Xiao Min saw it and felt that her parents' relationship had gone from the original enemy to the current melting ice. She seemed to pop out of her depression shell and become a lively elf. She generously named her father the world's number one warm man, and the reference standard for her boyfriend in the future is Xue Gong.
Song Meili thought to herself that if Xiao Min's boyfriend looks like her father, then her daughter will become another self.
Don’t!
She asked Li Yu if he had a boyfriend.
Xue Gong also fluttered in his heart.
Li Yu said that she had a very good male friend at Caltech University in the United States. She hadn't seen each other for a year, and I don't know if she was considered a boyfriend.
Song Meili: As a husband, it’s within ten feet, and as a boyfriend, it’s within ten feet.
Li Yu smiled and said: My boyfriend and I must be within ten feet. On the map.
Song Meili asked her if she had any plans to go abroad.
Xiao Min interrupted and said: Alice is very hardworking and is already studying IELTS.
Song Meili asked Miss Alice’s parents again what job they do.
She said that she lives in the county town and her parents are ordinary employees. Going abroad has not been decided yet.
Xue Gong was very satisfied with her answer. If it comes from that poor mountain village, Song Meili will definitely be alert to her friends who are close to her daughter.
Song Meili: Ordinary children have to settle accounts when going abroad. It is like contracting a piece of land. If they encounter a severe drought and have no harvest, it is bad debt.
again talked endlessly, saying that when XXX's son came back from abroad, he stayed at home for eight months before finding a job, with a monthly salary of 2,500.
Xue Gong couldn't help but sigh that Song Meili always used the negative materials flexibly. In the unit, a certain daughter came back from studying abroad and entered a mobile phone company with an annual salary of 600,000 yuan. She was always blind for such a glorious thing.
He wanted to hold a debate with her, but he would definitely lose to Maicheng. Sometimes, when you reason with unreasonable people, you will be a big party.
Fortunately, his sweetheart is shaking in front of his eyes, pleasing to the eye. It was the news that his boyfriend was in the United States that made him feel a little unhappy. He had never heard her say it.
Li Yu didn't argue, but just stood up and served Song Meili wine, thanking the aunt for her hospitality.
Song Meili: All the dishes are ordered by Xiao Min’s father, I will benefit from them with you. If you want to thank you, thank you uncle.
Li Yu stood up and wanted to serve wine for his uncle.
Xue Gong hurriedly brought the wine glass and said to Li Yu: The whole family doesn’t need the politeness in the winery, you can eat more fish.
After saying this, he suddenly realized that he had missed his mouth. Before he could make up for the leak, Song Meili asked: Donkey, eat more? Where is donkey meat?
Xue Gong quickly said: This boiled fish is made of wild fish, which is very famous. Everyone eats more fish. Eat fish and add protein .
He usually only talks about fish, but this time he added a word to remedy the fish.
Song Meili: Can boiled fish be made by grass carp or carp ?
Li Yu and Xue Gong were both shocked.
Xiaomin said happily: Carp, carp.
is actually taking this into account the name of Li Yu.
At the moment when Xiao Min was about to reveal Alice's real name, Xue Gong leaned out to pick up the fish, but unexpectedly, his glasses fell into the fish soup.
Without glasses, Xue Gong is a blind man. He looked around and said in a daze: The vast white area is so clean.
Seeing this, Xiaomin didn't care about eating fish, so he quickly grabbed glasses for his father.
took out his glasses and took them to the kitchen to rinse and wipe them. He worked hard for a long time.
glasses that jumped to the soup to commit suicide saved Xue Gong's tongue.
But a basin of boiled fish was ruined.
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this night.
Song Meili was so drunk that she went to bed early. Without the tigress around, with a daughter present and a lover on his side, the red wine is drunk without intoxicating, Xue Gong fully utilizes the advantages of a top Chinese student, chatting with the vast sky and the sky.
Xiao Min went to the bathroom in the middle. Li Yu took the opportunity to grab Xue Gong's hand and whispered Aunt Xue, "Love you, miss you."
Aunt Xue was shocked. Even the dog could understand these two English phrases. She was afraid that Song Meili's ears would come to find out tonight like bat . He pulled his hand back with great force, blaming Li Yu for his boldness, and secretly excited about this joint action in the enemy-occupied area. He wanted to take the opportunity to ask Li Yu about his boyfriend in California , but Xiao Min is back.
California boyfriend, studying IELTS, all signs indicate that his fish is suspected of swimming to the west coast of the United States .
So after the show ended, the two girls went back to the room to sleep, and he was alone in his room. The troubles caused by this problem were mixed with the little alcohol, which doubled. The night gives him black eyes, which he uses to find the white moonlight. The white moonlight was not far away, but he couldn't see or touch it.
He remembered the way Bai Yueguang turned on him. She looked like a queen and a witch, with many experiences. How could her only be a nerd with her boyfriend in California? He regretted pretending to be noble and letting the fish go two years ago, allowing her to play with the waves in other people's rivers.
slept until you were confused. Suddenly I felt someone pushing open the door and a white moonlight came onto his body.
The bright moonlight in front of the window is suspected to be frost on the ground. A fish raised up, and a donkey raised down.
bent over and ride a donkey, roll over and hold a fish, they are all in the waves.
Suddenly, the door made a sound of being hit by wood.
He woke up in an instant. Turn on the light at the head of the bed. I found that there were neither fish nor donkeys in the room. Only then did I realize that I had just posted a dream of the literary and artistic young man.
opened the door and saw Song Meili standing at the door.
He pretended to yawn and asked his wife what was wrong.
Song Meili looked at Xue Gong's room. There was no donkey inside, so she said: I have eaten too much dinner and my stomach is uncomfortable. Please help me find digestive tablets .
So Xue Gong went to the living room in the middle of the night to find medicine for his wife, serve her wife to drink water, and comfort her to fall asleep.
He understood that Song Meili was prepared for all female animals and came to check the post.
Thanks, that's just a sexual dream.
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The next morning, in order not to compete with his wife for a happy reincarnation in the public toilet in the community.
He squatted on the pit and sent a message to Li Yu, asking her if she was sleeping well last night? What do you want to eat this morning.
Public toilet is a structure where a sewer leads to the world. An mouse strolls over and Xue Gong lets out a shout, and the mouse crosses the sewer and escapes.
He was very embarrassed.
He feels unlucky.
It seems that it is not suitable to talk about love when you shit.
The appearance of this rat is equivalent to reminding him: It is the inspection period, he needs to be careful to hide his tail, and never be caught by Song Meili.
Therefore, even if he gave a simple greeting, he weighed it and didn't dare to post it.
This morning, he bought fried dough sticks and soy milk and a fried crispy baked snack in northern Jiangsu.
After returning home, Song Meili sat upright on the sofa like the queen mother, leaving only a maid to serve her. She smeared things on her face layer by layer.
I'm going out today. Going out is a big deal for a lame woman, and she wants to paint herself.
Li Yu came out of Xiao Min's room. She put on light makeup, which made Song Meili's eyes darkly ignite.
She came to pay tribute to the aunt.
Song Meili asked her if she was sleeping well. She said she slept well, but Xiao Min's leg was placed on her legs in the middle of the night. She thought she was hit by a stick and woke up in fear. After discovering that it was Xiao Min's legs, she was reluctant to disturb her, so Xiao Min's legs kept on her.
Song Meili said lightly: This child is indeed dishonest when he sleeps.
Li Yu smelled the smell and went to the restaurant. When he saw the breakfast on the dining table, he shouted: Thank you uncle, I love fried dough sticks and fried crispy sauce. I love your family even more.
Song Meili was painting the paint, and her ears received praise from Li Yu. Li Yu said again: Uncle, go wash your hands, I will get chopsticks and hold soy milk. Xiao Min also woke up and was putting on makeup.
At the door of the kitchen, the moment she and Xue Gong met, Li Yu was flirting with her and kissed Xue Gong in the face again.
Xue Gong pinched Li Yu's butt.
Then sand and dust pass through, the beauty of the morning is circulating between fried dough sticks and soy milk and crispy cakes and .
Xue Gong felt that everything was just right.
Li Yu is not a silly girl who is blinded by love. Occasionally, he changed his love and released his middle-aged man's rebellion reasonably.
4,
The morning trip to the wetlands, even God is beautiful, the November sunshine is like the smile of my aunt, and I am sure that everything is in control.
The weeds are desolate, the clear water is rippling, and the birds are like stones, living by the water. Two girls were running on the small path of the reed marsh, and they climbed up the bird watching tower to watch birds and take photos.
Xue Gong and Song Meili didn't go far, but sat down in a pavilion. Even with the support of the crutch, Song Meili still felt tired. Besides, she may not be a bird lover. She is a lady in the city. She likes all comfort zones and never has the literary and artistic disease like a trip to Tibet to purify the soul.
The farthest distance in the world is between hearts. The two old guys sat on the stone bench with their own worries.
Xue Gong said: Xiao Min is like a happy antelope.
Song Meili asked: What does Miss Alice look like?
Xue Gong: It is also another antelope.
Song Meili: Do you mean to treat her as your daughter?
Xue Gong: She is only one year older than our daughter.
Song Meili: Maybe she can change her words and call you godfather.
Xue Gong: Where do you want to go? I have Xiao Min, a daughter, everything is enough. If I have another one, how can I have so much dowry and love? !
Song Meili: That's it. Xiao Min is the simple girl in the world. I was like her back then.
Xue Gong thought to himself, was she the same back then? His daughter is so good that she can only be expressed by women together.
years and the mud and sand are all over the place, and he even forgot what Song Meili looked like back then.
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