Grandpa told his mother a few stories, and his mother told them to the little prince again. Now the little prince wants to tell them to Maruko.
The first story "Selling the Flame of the Flame". It is said that there are two brothers whose parents have passed away. After the eldest brother got married, he broke up with his younger brother. The younger brother only got one dog and has depended on each other for life. One day, a cattle dealer led ten cattle to the town to sell. When he passed by their village, he saw his younger brother plowing the field, but he was not using a cow, but a dog! The cattle dealer found it incredible, so he walked up to make a bet with his younger brother, saying that if his younger brother could plow the land with a dog, he would lose ten oxen to him! The younger brother led the dog, and the dog "Wangwang" plowed one row, and then another row, and soon the whole piece of land was plowed. The cattle dealer kept his word and indeed lost the ten cows to his younger brother. The younger brother exchanged the cows for money and bought meat and wine to go home. The brother asked the younger brother where he got so much money? My younger brother told him everything about the day. So my brother proposed to borrow my younger brother's dog for one day, hoping to meet a cattle dealer. My younger brother agreed happily. The next day, my brother was driving a dog in the field. A cow dealer also happened to be passing by with ten cows and wanted to bet with him. However, the dog did not obey his orders. No matter how he pushed it and hit it, it refused to move. My brother was furious and beat it to death in the field with a hoe. My younger brother was very sad and went to take the dog's body home and buried it behind the house. A few days later, a bush of bamboo grew on the dog's grave. The bamboo grew very well and was lush with branches and leaves. My younger brother gently shook a bamboo, and many coins fell like rain. My younger brother hurriedly went to pick it up. After his brother found out about this, he secretly shook the bamboo, but it was not money that hit him on his head, but pig, dog, cow, which made him angry. He got home and took a big knife and cut all the bamboo. My younger brother picked up some chopped bamboo, weaved it into a cage, and put it into the pond in the village. The next morning, he went to see it and found that the cage was full of fish and had a lot of harvest! The brother also wanted to borrow his brother's cage to catch fish, but what he got was a toad and a poisonous snake, and he was so angry that he stomped it flat. My younger brother took the trampled bamboo cage home and threw it in the corner at the door of his house. As a result, the hens, ducks and geese in the village went there to lay eggs, and my younger brother had endless eggs every day! My brother wanted to borrow it when he saw it, but when he got up the next day, he opened the door and saw that the whole village was coming here to shit. My brother was so angry that he lit the cage with a lighter and burned it to ashes. My younger brother took the ashes home and planted a canal of potatoes in the yard. The ash made from chicken manure, duck manure, goose manure, made the potatoes look particularly good. My younger brother ate one, and it was fragrant when farting at night. Not only did it smell fragrant, but it also turned my younger brother's ragged old pants into new pants! This news spread like wildfire: It’s awesome! Selling the fragrance! The cheeks are long when they are stretched, and the trousers are new when they are stretched! Therefore, there are many people in my younger brother's family line up to buy things every day, and my younger brother makes a fortune. The brother also learned from his younger brother and ate a few more potatoes. At this time, a kung fu guy was determined to grow a beard. When he heard the news, he came from a faraway place. After walking for three days and three nights, he arrived. The brother hurriedly said to him: "Selling the fart! Selling the fart! The cheeks are long until they are stretched, and the trousers are new!" The kung fu guy believed it, but his brother didn't let go of it. He had diarrhea and made the kung fu guy look on his face. This killed him! I saw him punching his brother in the butt and knocking him out! Later, the kung fu guy found his younger brother again, and his younger brother turned his beard into a long and thicker place, and he became happy!
The second story "The Fool". Legend has it that a fool is so stupid that he can't go to school, so his parents bought a sheep and asked him to herd sheep on the mountain every day. One day, the sheep was lost. He searched and looked for it. When he met a person who was crying and carrying the dead man up the mountain, he stopped him and said that they had stole his sheep, just under the red cloth covering the dead man, and he insisted on going through it, but he was beaten up. When I go home and complain to my father, my father said that when I see the red cloth, you will kneel down and cry, and they will invite you to dinner! The next day, someone hung a piece of red cloth on the newly built house, and the fool knelt there and cried. The couple felt unlucky and beat him up angrily.The fool is wronged. My father said that in this case, you should pour a basin of water over it and said, "The waterworker is good!" People will treat you to a meal! The fool saw someone thrusting the iron in front of the iron shop. The iron was red. The couple was sweating profusely. The fool quickly found a basin of water, poured it over, and shouted, "The waterworker is good!" The iron that was finally red was extinguished, and the couple couldn't help but hammer him with the hammer in their hands! The fool went home to find his father again. His father said that you worked so hard to make a fool of yourself, and you would also help you with it, and they would invite you to dinner! The fool remembered his father's words. This time he saw two couples fighting on the street. He also went to help and helped his husband beat his wife. The husband turned around and beat him: "I beat my wife, so I will dare to hit my wife?" The father told the fool that in this case, they should go to the rack and they will treat you to a meal! The fool saw two bulls fighting horns at the entrance of the village. He rushed to the partition without thinking, but was beaten away by the bull horns. My father said again that when you see a bull horn, you must hide away! The fool saw two little chickens holding a rack at the door of his house. He hurriedly hid back to the room and hid under the bed. At this time, a toad jumped out and said to the toad, "Don't make noise! I'll cook candy glutinous rice for you to eat!" The chicken stopped. The fool really cooked a pot of candy glutinous rice, lifted the lid and gave the toad a spatula, "Do you still want it? Do you still want it?" Seeing that the toad stopped moving, he said to himself, "I'm afraid I don't want it!" It turned out that the toad had been burned to death.
There is also the third story "Shit juice flows into the ears", and the fourth story "There is a roast duck, and I don't want my life"... But Maruko doesn't seem to be very interested in the story, she is only interested in her grandfather and ancestor. The little prince told her that his grandfather was Mommy's grandfather. He loved Mommy very much, so he loved the little prince very much. Every time he met, he would hold the little prince's hand and go to the convenience store across the street to buy ice cream. One was not enough, so he always had to buy two, and the little prince held one in one hand! You should know that it was a luxury for people who lived in the past to buy snacks. My mother had never treated this way, so my mother always said that her grandfather and ancestors doted on the little prince! It is this kind of doting that the little prince will always remember his grandfather and ancestors!
