Cat Iron Buddha lifted up his shirt and patted his black belly, saying that the twins who were pregnant with her and the grasshopper in his belly would not agree to this marriage, and sued the little grasshopper to rape a good woman, sentence him to ten, eight, twenty years, and make your family lose their children! Liu Laojue was shocked, mom, this matter is quite serious. If the Pig Iron Buddha was really angry, I was afraid that his son would be in prison. At that time, not to mention the Pig Iron Buddha Black Tower, he would not be able to touch the Buddha's feet even if he wanted to worship the Buddha. Besides, she is pregnant with the Liu family's seed in her big belly, and she is also twins. Where can I find this good thing? Little Grasshopper, a little bitch, why didn't I tell me this good news earlier? I’m sorry, why are you pretending to be thin after everything is done? Stop it! Get it! I quickly agreed and be my father-in-law first and then my grandfather. This is what a happy couple is coming! Old Liu turned anger into joy. The grasshopper girl who had never seen her smiling old man in her life saw the old man baring her big teeth, her eyes squeezed into a crack, and her loose old face twisted into seven grooves and eight beams, just like the face of a Shapi dog, which looked ugly than crying. It was really hard to do and hard to make and dispel!
A few days after being a father-in-law, Liu Laojue knew that the matter of being a grandfather was a shadowless wind. His daughter-in-law had no grandson in her belly. In addition to fat , oil , there was also green shit. He liked it if he had a dog bite his urine. In fact, he also knew that even if his daughter-in-law had no fun in her stomach, he would light the lamp when he wanted to stop this marriage. He used a trick to deceive him, but he would still give him face. Otherwise, if he didn't marry, he would be sleeping in your house. What kind of conciseness would he have when he came in? While comforting his heart, Liu Laojue was still angry. He tried hard to relax his standards and wanted to accept this daughter-in-law, but his inner repulsion made it difficult for him to catch his eyes! It’s fine if you’re fat, it’s fine if you’re black, it’s fine if you’re not angry with a woman, but why do you still have so many bad habits! Walking on the road is not like a new wife tiptoeing. Look at the big-footed movie, the earth is clanging. I am guarding my parents-in-law at the dinner table, not at all reserved. When I eat noodles, I whistle and whistle, I chew around like a roar of mountains and seas. I chew a carrot and pickled vegetables, and it’s like an old donkey eating soybeans! Swallow something, listen to the movement, and with a "bang", it seemed like something fell from a high altitude falling into dust. Oh my mother, what should I do if you swallow something and smash the liver and lungs bag? Liu Laozui disliked his daughter-in-law everywhere, so he had a gloomy face and didn't speak every day. The grasshopper mother also saw that her daughter-in-law was displeased with it, so she hurriedly advised her, "Don't be as knowledgeable as this old boy, his father beat him up, just this is the reason for Sun Xiang!"
The grasshopper wife is not a vicious person. Although she knew that her father disliked her for ten thousand and ten thousand, she suppressed the flames that popped up in her heart. She knew that her father-in-law looked down on her, pretending to be pregnant and fooled him, making her feel that she was deceived, and the grudge in her heart was even more difficult to eliminate. If I were to go to the top, my father-in-law would inevitably turn from Cold War to hot war. The two sides would peck out their faces like roosters fighting each other, and would not only make the mother-in-law and son embarrassed, but also make the people in the village laugh at it. So, she tried to make her father-in-law change her view of herself.
The little grasshopper girl handed a pair of new shoes to Liu Laojue, "Come on, try it quickly, the daughter-in-law made it for you. How can the daughter-in-law make shoes and socks for her parents-in-law in this size beside her? Our daughter-in-law is really not bad!"
Liu Laojue took a look and threw the shoes aside and said, "I can't afford it. I know that the woman's hands like a steel fork cannot do a clever face. Look, she is doing it, like a fat-headed fish. The pin is half long, which is even stupider than Zhu Bajie's grandmother. She should throw it into the pit as soon as possible!"
The little grasshopper wife, who was secretly watching, really wanted to rush in and take back her shoes made of thousands of needles, but she still held it back.
Although the grasshopper wife always warned herself, endured it, she finally couldn't hold it back and shot her father-in-law.
That was at the lunch table once. The grasshopper's wife heard her father-in-law's stomach rumbling. She saw him frowning, grinning, and rubbing her butt on the stool.She accurately estimated that her father-in-law was so uncomfortable that he was holding her butt, and was embarrassed to "go through the back door" in front of everyone, especially her daughter-in-law, so she had to hold it in. Suddenly, "Squeaker--", a beautiful tone came from under my father-in-law, trembling and turning in the song, like the willow flute played by a child on the canal dam in spring. The grasshopper wife could no longer hold it in, and laughed loudly. The grasshopper mother and her mother laughed so hard that they fell back and forth, and tears came out. At this time, Liu Laojue stood up, and with a "wow", he overturned the table and roared, "What are you laughing at? Have you ever seen a fart before? This is a natural uncultivated game! A half-baked piece!" After that, he kicked the stool and walked out.
"Stop!" The grasshopper wife pulled him, "Tell me clearly, who is born uneducated? Who is half-baked?"
Liu Laojue said, "I will say whoever I want to say, and who knows, you care about the heaven and earth, and you can still control your father's fart, are you going to rebel?"
grasshopper wife won't give in, "I'm just creating this today! I don't like me all day long, saying that I'm uneducated and unqualified, you are well educated, fart in front of my daughter-in-law's face, and don't let others laugh. You only allow the state officials to set fire, and the people are not allowed to light the lights! You are old. Disrespect! Why can't you get along with me all day long? I'm ugly and handsome, or you're conspicuous? Please make it clear. If you can't get the spring breeze, don't expect to get the autumn rain. You are neat now, but you are so old that you can't move anymore. Why don't I bring you shit and pee? You kick your legs, I'm the one who puts you on the white cloth, I'm the one who cries your father, you look down on me so much, be careful that you're dry on the kang when you're old, and I'm going to sing a big show when you die! "
Liu Laozi was so angry that his face turned red, his lips turned blue, and pointed at the grasshopper wife, "You...you..."
(To be continued)
