"May Day" is here, and the unit has brought everyone a cart of pears. When the pears were divided, an -pound scale was set up in front of the office building, and the weeds were all over the floor. The male old He and the male Xiaolin carried the shared basket of pears to the office, and everyone started looking for Shengli's guy. Some people searched for net bags, some were looking for broken paper bags, and some were occupying trash baskets. The girl Peng simply occupied the grass basket that held pears, and said that she could also hold honeycomb coal at home. Then everyone sent Kobayashi to borrow the scale and the scale pan and come back for the second distribution. The female old Qiao went to the hospital to see a doctor this day (according to the female young Peng, there was something wrong with uterus , so everyone was not good to greet her), and she would have to come back later. When I entered the door, I saw everyone occupying the trash basket and straw basket. I felt a little unhappy and went straight to flip through the pear basket. When I opened the lid, I shouted loudly:
"Hey, why did you make the basket rot!"
Everyone stopped looking for guys and looked at the pears. Sure enough, the pears are rotten. Some have one-third rotten, some have two-thirds rotten, and the best ones have the same sore spots as copper coins. Everyone began to blame Lao He and Xiaolin, and everyone trusted you to let you divide pears, how did you get a basket of rotten ones back? Deputy Director Lao Sun's envoy Lao He:
"Lao He, go to another office to see how other people's pears are!"
Lao He explained the situation of pear division to everyone, saying that the General Affairs Office stipulates that pear division is not allowed to be selected, and that the basket is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the one that is the other! After reading for a while, I breathed a sigh of relief and said:
"Other offices are also rotten. One is rotten, the other is rotten, and the seven is rotten!"
Everyone started to complain to the unit again: "I finally had a cart of pears on May Day, but I found that they were all rotten!"
Kobayashi borrowed the scale back and prepared to divide the pears. Everyone said:
"Not a name, it's a rotten pear anyway, so let's just pick it up!"
Kobayashi put down the scale and started picking it up. After picking up the pile, I held the rotten sauce in my hands and asked everyone to pick pears. This time, the pear splitting is not as usual. They are usually big and small, and there is one who has the lead. Now the big and the small and small, no one can choose. The piles are close to the desk, and the piles are from whom. When everyone got pears, they all started to use a knife to pick up the pears and pick up the worst ones to eat. The whole office is full of pears, and it is unlike the usual thing that I can’t bear to eat. Why not eat the whole house as old as you eat good pears? Everyone said:
"Old He, forget it, you can't eat rotten places, you will get cancer!"
Lao He was embarrassed and said: "You can eat rotten places, applesauce are made of rotten apples!"
Everyone knows that Lao He's family has a heavy burden and his salary is not high. His wife's grandparents live in his house. He no longer talks about him and lets him eat it.
While eating pears, the female old Qiao went out for a walk. Come back and tell everyone about the news that the reason why pears are rotten pears is because the truck of pears broke on the road (this car of pears was pulled from Zhangjiakou ). After two days of failure, the pears were rotten. The reason for the broken car was because the last time the unit divided the house, the male Lao Diao, the squad leader of the driver class, wanted a three-bedroom large room, and the unit gave him a three-bedroom small room. Everyone pointed their anger at Lao Diao again:
"This Lao Diao is too unreasonable. Because of personal grudges, everyone can eat rotten pears!"
In the afternoon, the shuttle bus was about to start, and everyone was cleaning up the rotten pears in old newspapers. At this time, another news was heard that there were also a few baskets of rotten pears in the car. The General Affairs Office left them and distributed them to several bureau leaders before getting off work. The anger that everyone had calmed up rose again:
"Damn, I won't tell you that a truck of rotten pears will be eaten. They eat good pears!" Lao Sun, deputy director of
, said: "The shuttle bus is about to start. Don't believe rumors. If a truck of pears is rotten, it will rot. Fruits will be infected. This is common sense. How can they have good pears?"
's speech fell, and Xiao Yu, a civil servant in the unit, brought in a net bag of good pears and said that they were distributed to the male Lao Zhang. Today, Lao Zhang didn't come to work, so he asked someone to send him home - Lao Zhang was originally the director of this office and had just been promoted to deputy director recently.Everyone said to Lao Sun again:
"Look, look, the leader doesn't distinguish good pears! Lao Zhang just mentioned the deputy director, so he divided good pears!"
Lao Sun stopped talking, lowered his head to sort out his rotten pears, and finally said:
"Stop talking, see who is close to Lao Zhang, take the pears back!"
This office girl, Xiao Peng and Lao Zhang, live in the same dormitory building, one is five doors and one is six doors, and she is the most suitable for her to bring them. But the female old Qiao still remembers the story of Xiao Peng occupying the grass basket. At this time, she said:
"Xiao Peng, you carry the rotten pears and bring them good pears. This is done by my grandson!"
Xiao Peng turned out to be something wrong with Lao Zhang. When Lao Zhang was the director of this office, he wrote a document and said that she had "confused thoughts" and patted each other on the table; now although Lao Zhang has been promoted to deputy director, he has been promoted to a deputy. Director, but Xiao Peng, a female, is prone to fever, and she will not care about the consequences after the fever is caused. At this time, she was told by the female old Qiao (she and the female old Qiao are not very good at dealing with each other). While glaring at the female old Qiao, she threw the pears that had been raised into the corner:
"It's a grandson, not a grandson, I won't take pears if I don't take pears!"
Everyone left with rotten pears, leaving a bag of good pears in the office. Lao Sun was the last one to leave and locked the office.
He was also a little disagreeable with Lao Zhang on weekdays. He looked at the wall with a good lily and didn't say anything. He locked the door with a "bang" sound.
2
The next day at 8 o'clock, Deputy Director Lao Zhang arrived at the office on time. Although Lao Zhang mentioned the deputy director, the table has not been moved yet and is left in the room. He could pick him up when he was at work as required, but he was still riding his bicycle. I live in Chongwen District , and work in Chaoyang District , and I have to go on the road for more than an hour. Lao Zhang had a pig's neck, succulent , and rode all the way, his neck was sweating. But he turned his neck and said,
"It's not necessarily too tired!"
or,
"Cycling to exercise!"
Lao Zhang entered the door and found a bag of pears squatting on the desk legs at a glance. He said happily:
"Oh, not bad, it's splitting pears, pears are good!"
At this time, everyone had come in one after another and said,
At this time, everyone had come in one after another and said,
l0 "Old Zhang, don't talk about pears, everyone is all divided into rotten pears, only you directors are good pears!"
female Lao Qiao said, "That pear can only be made of pears when they are brought home!"
Lao Zhang was surprised: "Oh, that's the case? It's not appropriate to do this!"
Then he lifted the bag of pears to his desk: "Eat pears and pears! My wife also divides pears at the unit, so I won't mention this pears anymore!"
Everyone went up to eat Lao Zhang's pears, and they talked about yesterday while eating them. Deputy Director Lao Sun did not go to eat pears, and was smoking there, saying that it was not advisable to eat cold food early in the morning, so he might be afraid of diarrhea. The girl Xiao Peng didn't eat it either. She threw the lambskin bag heavily on the table, and was angry alone with her mouth muttering. She took the bus early in the morning and heard such a message that someone promoted her failure to bring pears to Lao Zhang yesterday, which became a small news this morning. This will sooner or later reach Lao Zhang's ears. When it came to Lao Zhang's ears, the girl Peng was not afraid, but she hated that the office had another traitor and betrayed her comrades. She suspected that the matter was done by the female Lao Qiao or the deputy director Lao Sun.
After eating the pear, Kobayashi packed the pear skin, and Lao Sun knocked on the cup and said he wanted to convey the central documents. Then I started to read it from "all provinces, cities, autonomous regions, major military regions". He finished reading a page and passed it to Lao He; Lao He finished reading a page and passed it to Lao Qiao; the female old Qiao finished reading a page and passed it to Xiaolin... It was Lao Zhang's idea when he was the director here.
Because when Lao Zhang was reading files, everyone cut their nails and sweaters. Lao Zhang was very angry. Finally, he came up with this method to let everyone concentrate. Later, Lao Zhang still felt that he was not satisfied and said that he could read the files without , Mandarin , and read them in his hometown accent. Everyone worked together and read the files in the accents of various places, which was quite interesting.Lao Zhang is now promoted to deputy director, and is no longer a person in this office. He can not read the documents, so he covered his thermos and listened there. The
file was transmitted to two-thirds, and two people from the General Affairs Office came and said that Lao Zhang's director's office had been packed and came to help Lao Zhang move the table. Lao Zhang asked:
"Didn't you say you should move next week?"
two general affairs offices said, "It's already packed up, and the director said, "It's better to ask Lao Zhang to move down. If you have something to discuss."
Lao Zhang said, "Okay, okay, the documents are being conveyed now, and the documents are being conveyed."
two general affairs offices are standing at the door, waiting for the documents to be conveyed. The
file was finally finished reading, and everyone stood up to help Lao Zhang move the table, saying:
"Old Zhang is promoted, and he will not treat you!"
Lao Zhang smiled and said, "Didn't you invite everyone to eat pears!"
Everyone said, "Eating pears does not count, eating pears does not count, you have to go to Furong Hotel!"
said, moving the table, moving the paper basket, moving the drawer, moving the drawer, and moving the drawer, was in a mess. The whole house was filled with a girl, Xiao Peng, still swearing and was angry, not helping Lao Zhang move. It was her turn to read the document just now, and she said "her mouth was broken" and pushed it over. She was still angry this morning.
Everyone sent Lao Zhang to the second floor and found that the table he had carried down had been invalid, because Lao Zhang's new house had been replaced with a large table like other directors and deputy directors, covering the entire piece of glass plate. On the clean glass plate, there was a program-controlled telephone squatting. There are also a few pots of flowers and trees in the house and two single sofas. A big sofa is covered with new sofa towels. The clean room is as big as the office in the original office.
"Lao Zhang's shotgun has changed!"
Lao Zhang smiled and said, "In the future, I have to stay alone. In fact, it's better to stay with everyone and have an atmosphere!"
Two people from the General Affairs Office asked Lao Zhang: "Lao Zhang, this old table is useless, let's go into the warehouse!"
Lao Zhang gave them a cigarette for each of them: "Thank you hard, go into the warehouse."
Then he gave each of them a cigarette.
Everyone smoked cigarettes and returned to their original office and found that Lao Zhang's desk was moved away, leaving a piece of empty space like an empty mouth.
Dust spreads out a table mark. Kobayashi went to clean. Only then did everyone realize that Lao Zhang was really promoted to deputy director, leaving a piece of open space. Then I wonder who should fill this vacant land? Naturally, everyone thought of Lao Sun and joked about Lao Sun again.
"Old Sun, once Lao Zhang leaves, your desk should be moved here."
Lao Sun smokes a cigarette and is modest: "Where is it!"
The female Lao Qiao is an old comrade who looks down on Lao Sun, so she says, "What kind of grandson is Lao Sun pretending to be a grandson! Look at the way she speaks, she must have a clear mind!"
Lao Sun hurriedly said, "What's the clear mind in my heart!"
After everyone made Lao Sun's joke, they remembered that Lao Sun would be promoted to the director, who would replace Lao Sun? Then everyone started to think about each other, and the joke could not continue. Then I thought of Lao Zhang again and discussed why Lao Zhang was able to rise. Some say it's because Lao Zhang has courage, some say it's because Lao Zhang is usually kind, and some say it's mainly based on work ability. At this time, the female little Peng made a speech:
"Bad, I saw that he gave the director two fish on New Year's Day!"
Someone had a disagreement again, saying that Lao Zhang was not relying on the director, but a deputy director, and some say that he was relying on the director, nor the deputy director, but had a relationship with a leader in the department... As he was talking, Lao Zhang pushed the door and came in to get a pair of slippers that he had lost in the office. Everyone was busy stopping the topic, but Lao Zhang probably heard it and his face was a little embarrassed.But Lao Zhang didn't mind, and he was still joking with slippers, pointing to Xiao Peng, the girl who was just moving the table, said:
"Xiao Peng, as soon as I leave, I will leave these two pots of flowers on the windowsill, I will give it to you. From now on, I will pour some leftover tea water when I get off work every day!"
Everyone turned their expressions and said:
"Pour tea water, Pour tea water! "
After Lao Zhang left with his slippers, everyone said:
"Maybe he didn't hear it!"
The female young Peng said: "So what if you hear it!"
is still talking here, and Lao Zhang returned to his director's office with his slippers. He heard it. I heard everyone discussing how he was promoted to deputy director. But he was not angry, which was as expected. If someone is promoted to deputy director, will he not discuss it? Putting his heart in his heart, he forgave everyone. After all, they were all in the same place. However, when Lao Zhang changed into slippers and closed the door and leaned against the sofa alone, he cursed in his heart again:
"What are these turtle bastards talking about! What do you know what you know about dicks! This time, no one depends on luck, it depends on luck!"
Lao Zhang knew in his heart that he did not have him this time to be promoted. Since a deputy director died of cancer, the deputy director has been flashing a vacancy for more than a year. As far as Lao Zhang knows, the director tends to mention the elder Qin of the department, and a deputy minister in the department advocates the elder Guan of the department. After a year of tug-of-war, the ministers of the ministry became angry and said that after a year, do you mention this and that, and do you still have a bit of a Communist smell? I don’t mention these two, but I just want to mention one of them. After choosing, I chose Lao Zhang. Lao Zhang summarized this promotion as "the snipe and clam fight, the fisherman gains profit", which is an opportunity and luck.
Director and deputy minister talked to him respectively, and they all said that he strongly recommended him, thinking that Lao Zhang was kept in the dark. Lao Zhang nodded on the surface and said in his heart: "Go to your mother's egg, I think I'm a fool, I don't have any feelings for anyone, I'm the party!" At work this morning, I met the elder Qin of the department and the elder Guan of the department of the seven department, and my words were sour. Lao Zhang laughed at the surface, but said in his heart: "It's so sour, it's sour. I'm sitting in this office anyway! You have to be fucking careful in the future. I have a vote at the bureau committee!"
Lao Zhang stood up from the sofa, walked around the house with his hands behind his back, and began to look at the house. The house is spacious, bright, clean and quiet. According to Lao Zhang's temper, he liked to stay alone and didn't want to be in the same office as many people. Unexpectedly, he only had his own office until he was fifty years old, and he felt sad again. Age is unforgivable.
I thought that Lao Qin and Lao Guan were still staying in the big room, and it was a little satisfied, and it was not easy. I didn't originally want to be the deputy director, and I bought all the fishing nets that have returned to the second-tier line, but I didn't expect to be the deputy director again. Since you let it go, just be him for a few years.
After lunch, Lao Zhang lay on the couch, covered himself with a top, and fell asleep quickly. This is absolutely impossible in a large office. Not to mention whether there is a big sofa there, there are people who use rice basins to brush, people who use sweaters to brush, and girls who use high heels and leather shoes to walk around, how can they sleep?
Lao Zhang slept halfway through and woke up suddenly. He suddenly remembered that he didn't know how to use the programmer! He hurried to the table, looked at the instructions for the new phone number. According to the instructions, he pressed the number keys of the phone one by one, and tried to make two calls to his wife and daughter's unit, telling them that his phone number had changed and not call the wrong one in the future. He also told his wife to buy a roast chicken when she went home today.
