Text/Heyan Fengyu
Lao Zheng and Lao Fu are classmates of the same age. After graduation, they are assigned to the same unit. The two have been in the same unit for 40 years, and they have been fighting each other for 40 years. It’s a fate! There are already five "same" and one of them is the same, all of whom have just retired.
A friend invited old acquaintances to dinner on National Day, and called both Lao Zheng and Lao Fu. Maybe it was because there was no ventilation in advance, otherwise, either one of these two people would not come or not come.
has come, and he bumped into him head-on. No one wants to turn around and leave. It is to give face to the friends who treat him. Old Zheng showed a professional smile politely, and Old Fu grinned barely responded. The two of them pretended to be polite, saying hello.
Lao Zheng got involved in the county and department level and was considered an official. Although he retired, he was the same as before. My friend valued him and asked him to sit in the main seat. Lao Zheng refused, "No, no, I can't sit in that position. Today I was not a treat. People who should treat you should sit in. You can't break the rules."
Before he finished speaking, Lao Fu interrupted: "When you were the director, you were not the one who treat you. You have already sat back to the main seat countless times. There are no rules, and there are so many rules." He would not give any face at all.
"By the way, by the way, ask Lao Fu to sit in the main seat. He is older than me... One month, he is suitable for him to sit." Lao Zheng took advantage of his friend's attention and rushed to sit down on the seat on the right hand side of the main seat, and said while sitting.
Old Fu Ke ignored these things and found a seat to sit down, tidied up the tableware in front of him, as if he was talking to himself: "I'm retired, you're still big and I'm big. Why have you never heard you say it before, and I have never asked me to sit in the main seat, you can sit next to you."
"Oh, I'm an old classmate, everything is good, but this is not good. I have to knock me down and then stomp a few more feet to be happy." After all, Lao Zheng is a department-level department-level, and he can handle the scene with ease.
The people who came to eat were all old acquaintances. They laughed loudly after hearing this, and they looked happy.
dishes are on top one by one, and it takes a while to start.
"Leader, ask you a privacy question." The friend who was treating him to put away his smile, changed the topic, and asked Lao Zheng who was sitting next to him.
Lao Zheng was wiping his face with a wet wipe that he tore open the packaging and said quickly: "No, don't ask about privacy issues, I won't tell you if you ask. Otherwise, you can wait a while, and ask me when I'm almost drunk, maybe I'll just say it." After saying that, he laughed seriously and said dryly.
"In fact, it's not considered privacy. How much can you get for your retirement salary?" the friend obviously asked very seriously.
"That's right, I can say that it's over 10,000 yuan." Lao Zheng folded the wet wipes, put them neatly, raised his head and asked Lao Fu, "Where are you, old classmate? More than you, right?"
"That, how can you compare with you? You are the chief director who has hundreds of people in charge. I am a commoner, and there is a big gap." Lao Fu said it very naturally, and there was no loss that "the gap is big".
"No, you have a senior professional title, and your income should be almost as different as me. There will be no big gap. Don't fool me. I'll ask you. "Old Zheng thought that the retirement salary is also higher than that of Lao Fu, and one more cent is also greater, so he suddenly felt superior. "It's not that I said you, I said decades ago, don't just bury your head and pull the cart, and look up at the road. Look, look, cough cough."
"Yes, you were glorious before, but you are still glorious after retirement. You are the winner in life." Lao Fu teased.
"This is not bragging. Over the past forty years, I have eaten, drank, played, and had fun, and I have all the things I should have. There is such a high retirement salary, which is not enough, and I have more than the best, and I have more than the best, and I have more than the best, and I have more contentment, and I will not waste my life." Old Zheng was furious, as if he was the winner of life that Lao Fu said.
"Look at your virtue, you are so promising. Compare with me and be better than me, and you will be content." Old Fu looked disdainful.
"You are right, I'm just so promising.Besides, we are classmates. I won’t compete with you, which one should I compare with? Compare with Jack Ma ? Compare with Ma Huateng ? It’s not as good as it is, I’m leaving me with ten thousand streets! "There seemed to be a little gunpowder in Lao Zheng's words. He couldn't hear others say that he was unpromising, especially in the crowded occasions, he couldn't hold on to face.
Lao Fu naturally heard what Lao Zheng said, and then he also said tit-for-tat: "It's really no need to compare with me. Although you have everything you should have, you can't compare to me. "
Lao Zheng looked at Lao Fu with confusion: "Old classmate, I really didn't see it. You still have a trick. Let me tell you, I'll listen carefully. "
" Hi, don't be upset if I say it. Although I don’t have what you have, I don’t have what I have. "The old master looked at everyone, and then slowly said, "For example, if I have this, you don't have it." "As he said that, he stroked his thick hair with his hands, although it was a little gray.
Lao Zheng choked and said nothing. He also touched his head with his hands. It was smooth and smooth, and there was no grass growing. It was like this more than ten years ago.
"The dishes were served, drink, drink. "When the guest saw that the atmosphere was wrong, he immediately interrupted.
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