Some people say that mahjong is the national treasure of China, and they dare not talk nonsense without verification. Anyway, there are many legends about mahjong being invented by Chinese people. Some people say it was invented by one person during the Ming Dynasty. Some people say it was invented by when Zheng He went to the West to . He invented mahjong to pass the boring days of sailing on the sea. Some people also say that it was invented to protect food from being eaten by sparrows, so it is called "Sparrow Pillars". It also vividly says that the "tube" of mahjong is a grain stockpile; the "bar" is a rope to tie the grain stockpile; the "ten thousand" is a "money". "心文 " is the "sparrow" who steals food. Some people say that it was invented for the Liangshan heroes who had one hundred and eight generals. That "Nine Sites" are the Nine-patterned Dragon Shijin" No matter what, I admire the wisdom of the ancients. They can be passed down to this day and even go to the world (I heard that they have held world-class mahjong competitions). You will know how amazing it is. When I was a child, I saw adults playing mahjong. I don’t know what it means to call "Shangting" and "Hu (He)". I only saw some people pushing cards and shouting "Good"! The other three card friends looked at the knocked cards with six eyes together, and checked seriously whether there was any problem. If there is any problem, it is " fraud and ", which will cover the losses of the other three, but you can earn a chance to play dice. But there are also unwilling people to turn against each other: "You are fucking fraud and slander, and you can ruin my good cards. You can't play them. When you go home, learn and learn with your master's wife. Go on, and change people! "More situations are that I laughed and joking, and I didn't take it seriously, just kidding. After all, I'm familiar with each other and not so serious. I didn't learn to play mahjong when I was 40 years old. I didn't really want to learn it, but I was really not interested. I always think that playing mahjong is not a serious game, especially when using it to gamble. Some people have lost their money and their wives are separated, and they have no good impression.
According to an accidental opportunity, I learned it in three days. I remember that in 1987, we went to Chongqing for inspection. Before leaving, many friends said, "You go to Sichuan, there are a lot of people selling mahjong there, which is cheap, so I bring us a few pairs to play when I come back! When I arrived in Sichuan, I saw a man selling mahjong plaques at a stall. It was really not expensive when I asked. The best one was only 10 yuan a pair, and I also brought a wooden mahjong box.
press According to the needs of friends, I bought a few pairs for them, and I also chose a pair for 10 yuan. Among the eight people in our group, only the old director of the bureau could play mahjong. On the river ship from Chongqing to Wuhan, he taught us mahjong
If you look at it now, there are chess and card rooms in general, and some high-speed trains have mahjong tables, but more than 30 years ago, there were no such treatment on the ship. How about What should I do? You can't lie on the floor and play mahjong! If you want to play, there are many ways than difficulties. There are boxes on the boat with a life jacket. I twisted off the fixing screw with a knife. A box door happened to be the panel of a mahjong table, and the suitcase was placed on the bottom, which was a mahjong table. The mahjong at that time was also small, not as big as the mahjong machine in today's automatic mahjong machine. Four people bent over their legs and learned to play mahjong in a frustrating manner. The old director learned the basic knowledge of mahjong: "Ten thousand, cakes, strips, middle, hair, white, southeast, west and northeast , "Teaching.
was still old-school mahjong at that time, unlike the whole country now, which is different from "pushing down and (Hu)". Although "pushing down" in different places, the general is that if you get to Zhang, you will be the one who is on Zhang. As for how many episodes, you will have the final say. You won't be able to play in Liaoning, and you will need to adapt to it for a while before you can understand it. It can be said that there are many different kinds, each with its own merits. Our master taught us to start with "discarding happiness". There are 7 sets of "happiness" in total. ”. First: "Yaoxi" means ten thousand, one cake (tube) (Yaoji); second: " beats the drum and scolds Cao " means two pieces and one cake; third: "shooting Tojo" means 7 pieces and 7 pieces (7 pieces are like pistols, 7 pieces mean Tojo Hideki); fourth: "Central whiteness" means red, wealthy, and white plate; fifth: "Peacock flies southeast" means east wind, south wind and yaoji; sixth: Fengxi: Just three of the four wind cards are different; seventh: "Jiuxi" means ninety thousand, nine and nine cakes.After giving up the wedding, you can "pass the bargaining", so that you can calculate more cards. That is to say, if you use one yuan as a bargaining chip, it means that you will receive one yuan per person from the other three companies. Others include " open bar ", "secret bar" and so on. As for how to calculate Hu, and what kind of card Hu has the biggest "single", there are many statements and rules. There are: " Qinglong ", "hunlong", "qing pair", "hunpeng", "hunpeng", "big three yuan", "little three yuan", " big four happy ", "little four happy ", "little four happy ", "yao nine pair", "thirteen yao", etc. There are also "door clearance", "edge clip", "treasure pair", etc. I've talked too much. The biggest Hu card is the "Big Four Happiness" forty episodes. In other words, if you "hu" and "big four-game" each person will lose 40 yuan (this is just one yuan as a bargaining chip). But you can't easily see such a card a few times, just like watching the moon at 30 nights.
We studied on the boat for 3 days, which is to learn some superficiality. But the master kept calling him until the old director retired, and we all called each other senior brothers and younger brothers when we met. Since Banla Keji learned how to play mahjong, I have mahjong cards on hand again, and I have a lot of addiction. I have to play a few laps after get off work every day, and my office has become an amateur mahjong room. After get off work, senior brothers and junior brothers who had just learned it gathered here to compete for the high and low. Sometimes they called until very late, and their wife kept urging them to call them, saying they were busy rushing to get documents and "drive the night train". Some people’s wives think something is wrong, “Why do you drive night cars every day”? He went out to investigate in person, but was arrested and pulled home with his ears, and was damaged like a grandson. Fortunately, it was entertainment at that time, and I didn’t gamble, otherwise I wouldn’t know how much washing board I had to kneel down!
After I arrived at the grassroots level, I did not punish the mistakes of playing mahjong. After I went to the hospital to work, I found that many medical staff played mahjong during working hours. Some doctors and nurses on night shifts even ignored the life and death of emergency patients, and delayed the opportunity to rescue and caused the patient to die. No matter who I pleads for, I will deal with it seriously and never show any mercy! I really offended many leaders of all sizes (you should know that medical staff are very good at dealing with a responsible person, but I don’t know how many leaders who are older than me will offend). Therefore, I wear quite a few small shoes. But within my power, it is not easy to give mercy, and no one pleads with mercy. First of all, I don’t play, and I ask my subordinates not to play, so I want to play at home. I don’t allow them to play at work and after get off work. When I find that one is dealt with, the doctor cancels the prescription rights, the nurse cancels the identity, and goes to the logistics department to and handyman . Once this order is released, the mahjong wind will be destroyed.
Later, I went to another unit and picked up mahjong. I had to play and couldn't win. That was really Confucius' moving - it was all books (loss). I have arrived in a new production unit, focusing on supply and sales. Before market economy started, everything depends on planning and raw materials rely on top of the above. Sales rely on planning and coordination of top products, and product varieties rely on guidance. Playing mahjong is a lubricant that enhances understanding, deepens feelings, clears channels, and breaks joints. Otherwise, it's very difficult to deal with. If a small clerk comes up, you have to eat, drink, stay and have fun. If he is interested in playing mahjong, you have to light up the lamp and boil oil to play with him. He had to be a "gunner" without showing any expression, which made him feel that Shangguan was not in vain and his level was not an ordinary soldier. After several rounds of work, the relationship has improved and the understanding has become deeper, and everything that should be done or not can be done. Another thing is that our products are subject to many restrictions, such as fire protection, public security, transportation, etc., if there is any problem in any link, raw materials cannot be in, and products cannot be exported. Some of them have no problems, but in their opinion, there is a problem and they have to do whatever they want. Otherwise, you will suffocate the cow to death. What to do? Some have to be lubricated by mahjong. There are also problems with customers, especially after the market is opened, buyer market is an ancestor. If you want customers to buy your products for a long time and get them back in time, you will use up all the tricks, treat them to drink, give gifts and visit them during the New Year holiday, and play mahjong is also essential. He really learned bad things, but fortunately, he lost money by the public, otherwise he would not have to live his life!
Until now, I hate this move.Now when I talk about playing mahjong, I still have a lot of brains to play. I don’t know how to roll dice or draw cards. I am not as good as my grandson who is in college, who is just a "trade union chairman". So, I'm not interested at all. If you still play, it means playing Sichuan's three blood flow mahjong with card friends from all over the world on the computer, which sounds scary. Fortunately, there are various tips, and when it comes to playing cards automatically, there is no need to worry about it. The computer has the final say, which is also a pastime. Do you think so? No need to look at anyone's expression or expression. I'm not afraid of offending anyone. It's great if you can, but it's good if you don't care about your computer. At least I am not tired, and I laughed and all my grudges were eliminated.
