The past few days, The King of Hell has a sad face, always walking around in front of the desk table with her back on her back, sighing from time to time. Why is this? It turns out that with the reform of the Three Realms, most immortals have become rich, such as Queen Mother , opening Yaochi , setting up a tourist area; Dashang Laojun opened a " Xiandan Pharmacy", which mainly sells resurrection pills, and has a reputation all over the world; Lotus Fairy's "Lotus Seed Soup" has become the most popular flavor snack in China, Chang'e opened a "Yueyueer Entertainment Palace" and became an entertainment venue for the immortals...
Watching the big bunch of money floating into other people's pockets, I felt uncomfortable. Not to mention this, even the pig head and pig brain Zhu Bajie is better than myself, and Zhu Wuneng opened a pig farm and made a fortune and recruited six concubines from abroad. Look at yourself, a week's salary is not enough to buy a bowl of "small soup". Do you think this King of Hell can avoid worrying?
This time, the King of Hell was thinking about learning Queen Mother to build a tourist area. After thinking about it, it was not decided yet. At this time, Hei and Bai Wuchang returned with their souls. When he saw them, he immediately ran over and held their hands and told them the suggestion, "In order to make us all rich, I want to set up a tourist area in our ghost world..."
"Hahaha." Hei and Bai Wuchang bent over with a smile.
The King of Hell was stunned by the black and white impermanent reaction and asked hurriedly: "Why are you laughing? As long as someone comes to our tourist area, we will make money by then."
"Yes! Who dares to come to this place? Except for Tai Laojun here to buy some resurrection water, who else wants to run to this place? Besides, the suicide rate in the world is not high."
The Mr. Yan suddenly realized and his face immediately calmed down.
"We brought a ghost back." Bai Wuchang, who was standing aside, pointed at the soul and said.
"Ghost! Kneel down!"
Hell King asked the judge sideways, "Do you have his information?"
"Yes! He is a robber. He was arrested while stealing property from the Immortal Pills Shop and beaten to death on the spot. He still has a large amount of deposit in the world..."
Hell King heard this, and he slapped the table and scared the audience.
"Now I'll let you go back to the world."
"Really?" The ghost raised his head, barely believing his ears, and asked with his triangle eyes wide open.
"When did I say something that doesn't count?"
This made the ghost very happy.
The ghosts present stared at each other and kept muttering: I will be relieved as soon as the trial begins. It’s not that the King of Hell is kind-hearted, or is it that Mr. Yan’s crazy?
The King of Hell, sitting on the throne, smiled and touched his beard and said, "But..." This tone was clearly turning, and the ghost was stunned.
"You go back and do more. Let's... share the money you get."
"Okay! That's it." He agreed without hesitation.
The King of Hell's face darkened, "Remember it, don't play tricks, your life is in my hands." This sentence is really a threat and extortion of 25%.
The ghost only cares about his life and leaves thanking him.
The ghosts on both sides asked curiously: "King of Hell! Why did you let him go back to the world of the world?"
"Hahaha!" The King of Hell smiled and said, "I'll ask you, what kind of work are we doing?" The King of Hell looked at the monsters with a full look.
"Do you care about people?" The ghost was asked inexplicably by the King of Hell.
"Whoever wants to enter and exit the Yin and the World need to come to us and ask us for gifts."
Mr. Yan thought sweetly and said happily, "Now it is up to me to decide! The lifespan of people in the Yang Realm will be reduced by five years, the lifespan of five years is 500 million, the price of a soul is 2 billion, and all the money will be paid... It will take effect now, and our salary will increase in the future... 100 million per day."
"Wow" Warm applause interrupted Master Yan's speech. When ghosts heard the word "100 million", they were all happy. There is a saying: Money can make ghosts push the mill, and this is true.The low wages in recent years have caused everyone to be severe, and suddenly 100 million yuan emerges. Who cares about its consequences? As the saying goes: Opportunities must not be missed, and the times will not come again. Just listen to the orders of our King of Hell!
The King of Hell divided the work in detail for the ghosts and monsters, and finally said, "Everyone, let's take action, go to the cafeteria tonight." Mr. Yan raised his head, raised his chest, raised his hands, raised his feet, and smiled.
The canteen of the King of Hell Mansion was extremely lively, with blowing, beating, eating, drinking, laughing, making noise, and cheering.
The King of Hell was eating too crazy, like it was released from a hungry prison, with a mouth full of oil and water, and a mouth full of stuffing. The cheeks are bulging high.
Suddenly, someone shouted, " Taishang Laojun is here."
The King of Hell was shocked and thought to himself, "Did he come for the soul of the dead ghost?" He thought to himself, Taishang Laojun had already arrived.
"Brother! Why did you put that dead ghost back to the world? You are so brave." The Supreme Laojun came to the King of Hell and asked at the beginning.
Suddenly, the whole audience was silent. At this time, Hei Wuchang came over and said with a smile: "Laojun! Business has been very popular recently..."
"You don't have a share here!" Taishang Laojun shouted at the Hei Wuchang ghost.
"Don't forget that your elixir is made of our resurrection water. As long as we... you can..." Hei Wuchang made a gesture and glanced at Laojun for a few glances.
"You...you...you dare to threaten me?" Laojun glared at Hei Wuchang and sat on the bench.
At this time, the King of Hell swallowed the things in his mouth. Although he was embarrassed, he still smiled and said, "Forget it, brother, come on! Take a bite... As long as you keep this secret, I will be responsible for the consequences, and everything will be normal. How about it?"
Taishang Laojun originally wanted to tell him how the thief scared his subordinates' souls and ask him for his soul. Seeing this scene, I had to ask for his soul from him now, and then replied with a slight face: "Okay, it's good, but my subordinates have seven souls in the palace. Please look at me and let those seven souls be put!"
The King of Hell knew that these seven souls were secretly taken back by his subordinates. He calculated in his mind, straightened his body, touched his beard, squinted his eyes, and smiled mysteriously: "Oh, I'm really sorry, I don't know if this is the case. Bai Wuchang! Is there any such thing?"
"Yes."
"I'm so sorry, we just set the rules, look at this first time..." The King of Hell glanced at the Grand Lord with his eyes.
Laojun was so angry that his teeth clattered, thinking that the King of Hell was so hateful, and now he knocked on my husband's bamboo raid , and asked angrily: "How much do you want?"
"Laojun is really refreshing!" The King of Hell pointed to the seal on the wall and said, "The price of a soul is 2 billion, which means paying 14 billion. How about it, it's not a problem, right?"
"Sweep!" Laojun wrote a check, threw it in front of the King of Hell, and left angrily.
Bai Wuchang asked the King of Hell: "Aren't you afraid that he will sue you?"
"Aren't he afraid that I won't give him the soul-resurrecting water?"
"Hahaha!" The banquet continued to begin!
The spirit of the King of Hell is coming again, and the cafeteria is becoming lively again, and it is even more lively than before. It is probably the joy of the first net income.
In just a few days, the large stacks of money in the underworld flew straight into the Hall of Hell like snowflakes. The King of Hell sent 100 million to his subordinates every day according to regulations, and all the excess self was saved.
In this way, the subordinates of the King of Hell lived a luxurious life. Some ghosts used money to buy immortal positions and used money to open up the living room. Some went abroad to travel around the world, and some ate, drank, play and have fun.
Who knew that the good times would not last long. Erlang Shen was going to patrol the underworld. As soon as the news reached the King of Hell, the man was scared. Fortunately, Hei Wuchang came up with a countermeasure for him. Only then did the King of Hell turn the danger into a barrage and stabilize.
Episode 0 Erlang Shen had just walked into Huangquan Road . Before he had taken a few steps, he heard someone in front of him shouting intimately: "Oh! General Erlang, it turns out that you are visiting the humble house! I have misfortune, I hope you will forgive me!" As he said that, he bowed to Erlang Shen.
Erlang Shen raised his chest and replied, "Ah! Where is the words of the King of Hell? You ran so far to greet me, how could you say that you were 'willed to welcome me'?"
"Oh! General, no wonder the above value you so much. It turns out that your body is so good. Old man is really ashamed of himself!"
These flattering words were photographed so well, which made this Erlang Shen heavy and fluttering,
"Prince! Are you talking flattering words?"
"Hey! General, you are upright and loyal to the country. How dare I say flattering words in front of you, General? This is the fact. General, please! "
" Please!"
came to the hall and took their seats. The Erlang Shen said proudly to the King of Hell: "Do you know how to patrol to get good results?"
The King of Hell bowed and said, "The old man is talented and knowledgeable, and has never seen the world like you. I hope the general will make it clear!
General Erlang looked at the King of Hell with contempt and smiled proudly: "It's just an open and secret investigation! "
" Oops! The general is wise! You are so young and promising. "This sentence was sweet in Erlang Shen's heart like honey, and his arrogant confidence was even more sufficient.
He raised his head, raised his chest, shook his sleeves, and backed his hands, and asked arrogantly: "I will investigate in person now, you don't need to be a companion. "
The King of Hell stepped forward and stopped Erlang Shen, and smiled and said, "It's rare for old scholar to meet the general, so it's not too late to go and visit again after dinner. "
Soundful food was on the table, and a few bottles of old wine were placed on it. The King of Hei Lang Shen took Erlang Shen and patted it. It was not until Hei Tianchang came out of the back hall that he stopped saying flattering words.
a few words "Go to this!" "Look at this" "Please look at that! "Send Erlang Shen.
The great god checked for a long time, but found no abnormality. When he parted, he said to the King of Hell: "I am strict in handling cases. You have done your work very well. I don't worry about you. "
The last two small whips sent away the plague god.
After returning to his house, Bai Wuchang asked the King of Hell: "What should we do in the future? "
The King of Hell smiled and said, "I heard from Erlang's tone, the boss was pressing him tightly, and he was also pretending. As long as the limelight is over, we are making more money. Then we throw black hat , and we can enjoy our youth in the future! "
After saying that, he thrust his head and chest, his hands and his back, and he left with a smile.
Everything calmed down, and no one knew what would happen in the future.
