On weekend nights, the moon hid in the clouds. Dabai asked Lao He to have a meal at his house, and by the way, remind him: Be more energetic and have a chance.
Lao He chose a white suit among the few outfits and a red tie. His hair had just been cleaned two days ago, so he went to the barber shop to slap his chin. He looked in front of the mirror. He was at least 5 years younger. He was satisfied and happily went to the appointment.
Lao He is actually not old or black, but it is just a little darker than the big white, and it is slightly darker than the thin black but slightly whiter than the thin white. He is 1.8 meters tall, with a good facial features and a dignified appearance, and can withstand the pickiness of any marriage notice. Lao He's smile is always open to every young lady.
Dabai and Xihei, who joined him, have long been a father, and their children can make soy sauce and are considering having a second child. But he kept alone, not looking for his other half, and one left. The more educated and white-collar workers are now, the less they can find a partner.
In theory, this is an immigrant city with more young people and more opportunities. When Lao He graduated from college, he encouraged Dabai and Xihe to come here to start a business, so he had this little thought. They didn't care, they had been privately ordered for life long at school. Lao He is busy with his studies and football, thinking that why a man is not worried about having no wife, and he is afraid that he will not be able to find a partner? Unexpectedly, it was delayed.
He has not found any of the past few years. According to Dabai and Xihei, the annual blind date fee will not be less than five digits. But often it is either he looks down on others or he doesn’t like him and dies in vain. He couldn't help but sigh that the sooner he found a partner, the better. As he got older, he had more ideas and it was difficult to achieve it. Those blog posts on the Internet that talk about early love are purely because they are full and they are full.
The moon hides in the clouds, and the passionate one is like the moon in the south mountain, and the evening clouds bloom. This time Dabai introduced him to a nurse, a slightly fat girl, a city-formatted girl. After meeting, the two felt pretty good, so they left a phone number and added WeChat.
The next two dated frequently, and the young lady took him to visit the major shopping malls and ate all the delicious places. He was still turning around, like asking about his medical records, and he was tirelessly asking about his economic situation and social relations.
The young lady said that if you have a good family and connections these days, you will have at least 20 or 30 years of struggle. This is true, the problem is that you have no choice but to be born. Maybe it was a professional habit. She walked very fast, like a gust of wind. Lao He couldn't keep up, and followed, and finally lost one day.
Lao He was extremely frustrated, so he brought up a bottle of white wine and invited Dabai to go to Xihei's house for a meal. After three glasses of wine, Lao He used the wine to cover his face and asked them to introduce his experience. It’s time to summarize their experiences. When they were in school, they copied Lao He’s homework, and this time it’s time for Lao He to copy their homework.
Dabai asked Xihei to say that Xihei was not polite, just pretending to be drunk and saying that I don’t have other experiences, but only one trick, a strange trick. Xihei is a martial arts fan. He is indifferent to the kung fu moves in three sentences. Of course, he is just a move that stays in the video game and does not really know how to punch and foot. Xihei took a sip of wine and said, as long as you meet him, you will chase him hard. As you chase after me, you suddenly stopped chasing me, so she stopped and looked back. Why is no one chasing me? At this time, you rushed forward with a quick step, and she caught her off guard, didn’t she chase her? This trick is a trait. Otherwise, she is running in front, you are chasing behind, she is running in the back, you are chasing around, slow motion, fast forward button, there is always a gap, how can you catch up? Xihei was very excited, and Lao He nodded repeatedly like a chicken pecking at rice.
Not long after, Lao He was taken to a bachelor party in a QQ group by his junior. He met a beautiful woman with long hair covering her face and online name Yun Zhayue among a group of handsome men and beautiful women. The two fell in love at first sight, chatting on QQ and checking in to the bar, and the game was very hot.
When the two of them were able to see the rice, they failed to get closer. Lao He remembered what Xihei said, so he simply paused and waited for her to turn back. But unexpectedly, it was not effective. I failed to wait, and Yunzhayue did not show her face again. Isn’t this bringing people into the ditch?
is entering the twelfth lunar month, and it is getting closer and closer to the New Year. His parents gave him an ultimatum in another city: If you don’t bring your girlfriend back during the Chinese New Year this year, you won’t go home.The old couple will come to live with him and supervise him, which will force Lao He into a desperate situation.
Lao He heard that there are people who rent a girlfriend now. If you go online, you will check it out. There are really. But the price is ridiculously expensive, 5,000 yuan a day. Lao He couldn't bear to let it go. He remembered Yun Zhayue, otherwise he would ask her to help him and deal with it.
Just as he picked up his phone and was about to micro-her, the ringtone suddenly rang, and the screen showed that Yun Zhayue called. They haven't been in touch for a long time. It's not a big deal, and she won't look for him. After the call was connected, she was hesitant and stopped talking. It took a long time to say whether she could stand up and do her a favor and accompany her to meet her parents. When she said this, the moon hid in the clouds.
Later, the two of them made real fake roles.
Later, Lao He introduced his experience to the leftover men and women with confidence. (Author Zeng Lili)
