Li Yan said to me with a smile after reciting: "While I am flourishing in poetry, I will give Brother Shan a song "Youth Seventeen" Youth grows into seventeen years/I really feel pity for my beloved now/I wake up after several disappointments/Tighten it." With Mr. Bao in front of

After Li Yan finished chanting, she smiled and said to me: "While I am flourishing in poetry, I will send Brother Shan a song called "Youth Seventeen". Youth grows into seventeen years/Now that I meet my beloved, I really feel pity/I wake up from several disappointments/ I hugged my husband tightly in front of me.

I teased her: "Li Yan, you are really tall and plump! It is rude to come and not reciprocate! Let me also give you a song " Nian Nujiao " A talented woman has one thought and seven romances/poems in her arms that she can speak/unintentionally plant willows and green branches/a smile and two mouthfuls/we meet in a dream and heaven is a matchmaker/what a good day and beautiful scenery .

Li Yan burst into tears with laughter: "Brother Shan, have you ever praised someone like you?" "I was snarling in my mouth, but I was happy in my heart.

Time also flew by so fast. When I looked at the watch, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon. "Li Yan, my purpose of coming to you has been delayed. This kind of fungus thing has caused a lot of affection. coming! "Li Yan was also secretly so happy that she felt like drinking honey. I walked out of the door and saw Wei Wei hurriedly walking back by the door. Damn it! I felt cold. This Wei Wei must have seen the good show just now. I panicked. He gestured to Li Yan: "Wei Wei just peeked at our shame! "Li Yan smiled with a calm face. This fat girl wanted this effect. She was saying in her heart: You see! Sisters! Some people like me, Li Yan.

"Never mind her! Didn't do anything bad! "Li Yan, you said you didn't do anything bad, but I even ate your bait! Fortunately, you ran away and didn't take the bait. "Let's go! Let's go explore and see if Wei Wei is really peeping or pretending to be peeping. You can also ask her about the fungus grown at home. "Li Yan took my hand and walked out.

walked to the door of Wei Wei's house together, and Wei Wei came out to greet her: "Oh! Why is Brother Shan here with Li Yan? Are they here to announce the good news? "Wei Wei said with a pun. Everyone knew it, so I pretended to be confused and asked Wei Wei's family how many fungus and mushrooms they planned to plant? Wei Wei replied: "Brother Shan, you are the expert, you have the final say. "I told them based on the actual situation: "Li Yan and Wei Wei's houses are both wooden houses, and the fungus raw materials cannot be too close. A lot of mist must be sprayed every day. The houses will rot due to moisture, so they can only be placed in the drying yard. Once the wood is properly graded, production is subject to certain restrictions. You can plant as much wood as you can accommodate. "

" This matter can only be decided by your help, Brother Shan. Plant more and less, just like Sister Li Yan, who planted one hundred and thirty pounds of love seeds! Gained one hundred and thirty six pounds of love! How can someone look at a woman like me who is thin and thin? "

" I said, little sister Wei Wei, you must have eaten fish bones today, and your words are full of thorns. "This Li Yan is also a smart person, so there is no way to be ignorant.

"Sister Yan, you are favored by others, so of course you have the confidence to speak. If you throw a few pennies like mine, no one will even bother to pick it up. "Wei Wei said so sourly.

"Someone will pick it up even if it's money. Maybe no one sees it for a while. Even if it's money, it has to be dropped in the middle of the road, so that people have a chance to see it! "Li Yan, a person who has read a lot of books, is neither humble nor arrogant when speaking.

"Of course! A round figure like Sister Yan will roll into the middle of the road wherever she falls. For slim people like us, if we fall flat, it will be the fate of being alone. "Wei Wei's back-and-forth conversation was always a bit irritating, and Li Yan didn't care too much about her.

I was listening, but I could see clearly and pretend to be confused. "I don't know what you two sisters are chatting about! Li Yan has nothing to do with you anymore. Go home and cook your meal. After it's cooked, Wei Mei and I will go over to eat together and have a drink by the way. "

" Brother Shan, you can only say it if you are serious. Don't miss me when the time comes to eat. Brother Shan, you will be responsible for my weight! "Li Yan is so unhappy.

"Let me tell you, Li Yan, you don't trust anyone even if you have a meal. Lying to you is not the same as lying to myself! "Li Yan waved her hand and walked back. She felt so happy when a woman fell in love.

"Brother Shan, you don't give me any face. No one has a meal, why do you have to do it? We have to go to Li Yan’s house to eat! When you come to my house, you are my guest. Isn't this because you are deliberately looking down on me, Mr. Wei? Could it be that I have drugged you? "Wei Wei was also a little angry.

"I'm just talking about you girls. I see that you talk so harshly, but you are just coaxing her to go back, so as not to start a quarrel if you talk here!" I said with a smile to Wei Wei.

"Third brother, you have to be serious about what you say. I'm going to cook some rice!" Wei Wei turned around and went over to wash the pot and cook.

"Wei Wei, just buy the rice that your family eats. I will go home to eat later. Sister Jiao should be cooking already, otherwise your sister Jiao will look down on me!" I told the truth! Really say.

"Brother Shan, you started to be afraid of your wife in just a few days. When will it end!" Wei Wei is really funny. She is not married yet, but she is teaching others how to be husbands. Girls seem to be born with it. There is foresight.

"It's not a question of whether I'm afraid or not, it's because she feels sorry for me." I was stubborn and didn't mean to express my happiness. It was inappropriate to say this to a girl like Wei Wei. I couldn't take it back after I said it. .

"Brother Shan, I don't understand what you are saying. Anyway, I have never been married. I wonder if a woman really loves her husband this much after getting married. Brother Shan, why don't you give me a try and let me try." Wei Wei Grinning, this girl knows how to joke.

"I've never heard of something like this being tried. Do you think you can try it first like buying fruit? Your idea is simple." I didn't expect Wei Wei to have such an idea. She is really a genius.

"Of course! How can a worthless woman like me be as blessed as Sister Jiao and Li Yan!" Wei Wei wanted to challenge my emotional line. I shook my head and pretended not to understand.

"I just want to ask Brother Shan something from my heart. What do you think of me as a person? Give me an evaluation and let me know if I can get married!" Wei Wei waited for my answer with anticipation.

"Do you want to hear the truth or lies?" I pretended to be sophisticated.

"Of course it's the truth! Use your true thoughts and don't lie!"

"Okay! You are the quietest and most secretive of the five girls. You are beautiful, let men see you." She is the kind of woman with strong thinking ability and rich imagination. She is the kind of woman who is like a leech that eats blood and erodes bones. She is afraid and attracted. She will not care about her wealth and life after taking a sip. As long as she enjoys the beauty, it is also the most important thing in love. A dedicated and loyal woman, being able to marry you is both a blessing and a constraint." I poured out what I wanted to say in one breath.

"I don't know whether you praise me or belittle me, you said so much at once." Wei Wei looked very happy.

"But I have always been worried about myself. Although my body is not shaky, I am as light as a sponge. I only weigh less than 70 kilograms. I have only weighed myself for a few days. What do you think is wrong with me?" , I think even if we get married, people will return it if they find out!" What Wei Wei said was unbelievable.

"It's impossible, right? I don't believe there is such a weird thing, no one can see it!" I looked confused.

"If you don't believe me, you will know if you hug her immediately. This body is really as light as straw!" Wei Wei said seriously.

"I don't believe this evil anymore!" I stretched out my hands directly, and Wei Wei came over and put her hands on my neck, and shrank her legs to hold my buttocks. Oh my God! This fatal movement caused a rapid physiological reaction in the nerves, as if a switch had been activated.

This Wei Wei weighed at least ninety kilograms, and even if she knew she didn’t believe it, she would be deceived by others. This Wei Wei rushed up and had no intention of letting go.

"Come down! Come down! I know how much you weigh. Damn it, you've been fooled by this!" I freed my hand and patted Wei Wei's butt twice.

"Hold me for a while, it feels so comfortable." Wei Wei also pressed her face close to mine. This love affair came as soon as I said it! But he was so evil, and he didn't know what he was good at, so he was favored by these girls.

"My waist is about to be broken by your fall. Later, Yang Jiao wants you to pay her a husband!" The person who lost his soul didn't know how to speak.

Wei Wei took a bite on my face, let go of her hand with satisfaction, and ran into her room.

touched the face she kissed and felt dizzy.

At this time, Yang Jiao suddenly appeared at the door, which scared me. It was so dangerous!

"Why are you here, Jiao?" I asked Yang Jiao. "I haven't seen you back even after cooking. I've been looking all the way here. Why don't you see Wei Wei at home?" Yang Jiao seemed a little wary.

Wei Wei heard the sound and walked out, "Brother Shan and I agreed about planting fungus. I asked him to stay for dinner. The meal will be ready soon. Sister Jiao, you can also stay for a meal." Let's go!"

"Thank you for your kindness. Our family has prepared it. If you eat yours, we will have our own. Let's each eat our own!" Yang Jiao pulled me up and left, while Wei Wei leaned at the door and said We waved our hands.

Passing by the door of Chen Qian's house, Chen Qian opened her mouth and said, "Brother Shan, you promised to have dinner at my house. You specially prepared two extra dishes. Sister Jiao, please come with us!" "Chen Qian, be serious too. Just now I’m just teasing you. You really shouldn’t take it as a joke. My family has also cooked. You see, Yang Jiao came directly to call you back!”

“Brother Shan, you have been such a big help. I want to treat you to a meal.” I want to thank you, but you refuse, it’s so disrespectful, I feel so ashamed that I can’t even invite anyone!” Chen Qian suppressed her resentment and spoke less naturally.

"Chen Qian! Thank you! If you have more opportunities to eat, I'm afraid you'll eat too much and hate me too late!" I said polite words while walking home.

Chen Qian stamped her feet hard at the door, looking like she was about to cry. I shook my head helplessly.