When I was in elementary school, my god-sister married to a neighboring province. However, after marrying, I discovered a strange thing, that is, during the annual spring plowing period, the land at the junction of my village and the neighboring village was always the last to be cultivated. When did the neighboring village After farming, only people from your own village can farm!
I thought it was a coincidence at first, but it is no longer a coincidence if it happens every year. One day when my sister had nothing to do, she casually inquired about her mother-in-law. Seeing her expectant look on her face, her mother-in-law let out a long sigh and told her this story!
It turns out that the two villages have a feud, and I don’t know which generation started the feud. Anyway, they have never interacted with each other since old age, let alone married women. In the early years, they even came out to exchange ideas every now and then, but it was always because the sister village failed. ended, and the trigger was the land at the junction, which became the Sarajevo of two villages!
Time flies by, and a few years have passed in the blink of an eye. In the past few years, my sister, who is now a mother, has gradually become famous. Her fierce and powerful style has become a golden sign in their village, and she has the faint air of a female leader. style.
When I was in elementary school, my god-sister married to a neighboring province. However, after marrying, I discovered a strange thing, that is, during the annual spring plowing period, the land at the junction of my village and the neighboring village was always the last to be cultivated. When did the neighboring village After farming, only people from your own village can farm!
I thought it was a coincidence at first, but it is no longer a coincidence if it happens every year. One day when my sister had nothing to do, she casually inquired about her mother-in-law. Seeing her expectant look on her face, her mother-in-law let out a long sigh and told her this story!
It turns out that the two villages have a feud, and I don’t know which generation started the feud. Anyway, they have never interacted with each other since old age, let alone married women. In the early years, they even came out to exchange ideas every now and then, but it was always because the sister village failed. ended, and the trigger was the land at the junction, which became the Sarajevo of two villages!
Time flies by, and a few years have passed in the blink of an eye. In the past few years, my sister, who is now a mother, has gradually become famous. Her fierce and powerful style has become a golden sign in their village, and she has the faint air of a female leader. style.
With the sudden rise of her sister, the fate of the entire village has turned for the better. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, the policy of first popular vote for village officials has been vigorously implemented in Kyushu!
The room in the brigade headquarters was filled with smoke and quiet. The only thing that could be heard was the ticking of the clock. Everyone looked unhappy. This was the state after several rounds of arguments, but still without results. Everyone was dissatisfied. Silence, each holding on, each at a loss!
My sister’s father-in-law is one of them. In fact, he is not optimistic about either of the two candidates, but at the moment, there are no more choices for these two candidates, so he is too lazy to participate when he is not interested, and just watches quietly. Let your companions express their opinions!
Just when everyone was about to collapse, my sister's father-in-law stood up and expressed his first opinion tonight: "Listen to me, everyone, we don't give in to each other, and everyone knows how the two of them are. In this case Why don't we recommend someone wise to benefit our country? "What do you think?"
The new candidate is the village's pig-killer Lao Wu. , but extremely tough, and can be regarded as a popular figure in the neighborhood!
The next day, several opponents came to my sister’s house. They all raised objections from Wan Baichang. My father-in-law could only patiently analyze the pros and cons, but my sister didn’t care about this. She opened fire as soon as she dropped her chopsticks: “You don’t think it’s okay? Do it yourself, or you can find a suitable person. If you can't, don't talk nonsense!"
After everything cleared up, Lao Wu took office. Don't tell me, this big boss has been working hard since he took office and made himself big. The rough and tumble style is brought to the extreme. Everything he does is done with great success, and the villagers are very satisfied!
Another year passed in the blink of an eye, and the time of spring plowing arrived. Lao Wu also held a group meeting. He exposed his bronzed chest and eight-pack abs, and waved his hand: "Start plowing from the junction tomorrow. , But remember, don’t cross the line and don’t take the initiative to cause trouble. I’ll take responsibility for anything!”
After listening to his instructions, some people began to worry: “For many years, people from the West Village have been farming first. If we do this, if they attack What should we do? This is a bit inappropriate!"
Laowu was furious: "Are you used to being bullied? Or are you just born to be a bitch? Who said we have to plant our own land first? Do you need to look at other people's faces? Are you still kneeling and afraid to get up?"
looked at the furious Lao Wu, and some of the timid guys fell silent. This is the end of the conference!
At noon the next day, several guys with bruises and swollen faces rushed into Lao Wu's house: "Village Chief, something happened, we were beaten, what do you think we should do!"
Lao Wu, who was packing up his tools, saw this scene and became furious. , a loud roar: "Turn on the loudspeaker, call all the men in the village and bring their guys, come and gather them all, ladies go home to stew meat and buy wine, wait for us to come back to celebrate, immediately!"
Twenty minutes later, hundreds of people came and gathered. The strong man stood at the door of Lao Wu with a wooden stick and a steel pipe. Looking at the uneasy villagers in front of him, Lao Wu became more heroic. He put his hands on his hips and began to declare a battle in front of the crowd: "Young and old men, don't be f*cking afraid, they are all One head, two arms, no one has three heads and six arms, what a bear! There are many people in the West Village, let me do it, no one can be a coward!"
Everyone was stimulated when they saw how powerful the village chief was. Screaming, Lao Wu himself was full of enthusiasm. When he returned home, he picked up a butcher's knife and returned to the crowd. Just when he was about to march westward, he seemed to feel something was wrong. He realized that the butcher's knife was too small. Match your own temperament!
He summoned a few young men and pointed to the arm-thick locust tree next to him: "Chop this tree down. I'm going to make an ax handle!"
After a moment, a stunning battle ax appeared with two handles. It is about 3 meters long, with a huge ax inlaid on the front, which is shocking!
"Go"! Following Lao Wu's command, everyone moved forward in a majestic manner, with Lao Wu walking in front, shirtless, twisting his eight-pack abs and carrying a tomahawk!
is getting closer and closer, and the enemy is not far ahead. When Lao Wu's peerless heroic appearance appears in the opponent's eyes, the opponent becomes dizzy and almost falls down. They can't help but shout that it's bad luck. How come this half-assed 250 is here? , this guy is half-hearted. If he goes crazy and dares to kill himself, run away!
Everyone who was about to charge was greatly surprised when they saw the enemies fleeing in panic. They didn't expect that Nishimura, who had always been aloof, turned out to be a paper tiger!
As Lao Wu laughed up to the sky, their village has stood up since then, until now!
I went to my sister's house during the Chinese New Year and saw Lao Wu again. Now he is in his sixties and has long since resigned. His hair is gray and he no longer practices tomahawks. Instead, he drives a battery car with a German shepherd dog in his car. Wandering around the village!
