"Why don't you let me fart?" Accompanied by his granddaughter, Grandpa Wang went to the nursing home to go through the pension procedures. The granddaughter arranged her grandfather to sit on a chair in the reception room and entrusted the escort girl to help take care of him. Af

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"Why don't you let me fart?"

Grandpa Wang, accompanied by his granddaughter, went to the nursing home to go through the procedures for retirement care. The granddaughter arranged her grandfather to sit on a chair in the reception room and entrusted the escort girl to help take care of him.

After a while, Grandpa Wang seemed to fall asleep. His body tilted to the left for a moment, and the escort girl went to the left to block him. After a while, he leaned to the right again, and the lady went to the right to block him.

Grandpa Wang suddenly leaned forward, and the lady immediately stepped forward to block him.

At this time, the granddaughter and the staff who handled the formalities came to Grandpa Wang. Ask Grandpa Wang, "Are you satisfied with this nursing home?".

Grandpa Wang asked: "Do you take care of the food here?".

The staff replied: "How can there be a nursing home to take care of the food?".

Grandpa Wang asked again: "Do you allow mahjong to be played here?".

The staff replied: "Here you can play mahjong, poker, sing karaoke, and exercise. There are many activities to play!".

Grandpa Wang said: "That's really good, but I still have a question, which I just can't ask."

The staff member said: "Grandpa, don't be embarrassed, just ask if you have anything."

Grandpa Wang looked at the escort girl and asked: "Is this nursing home not allowed to fart?"

The staff laughed and said to Grandpa Wang: "Which nursing home has to let you fart! If you don't fart, you won't be able to hold it in until you die!".

Grandpa Wang said: "It took so long for my granddaughter to go through the formalities, and I just wanted to fart, but this lady wouldn't let me fart. If I carried it crookedly, she would push me once. Why do you think I farted like this? Yeah! It's almost killing me. If you let me fart, I'll live here."

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