When I was a child, there was a widow in the village called Da Chuzi. Human nature! Naturally domineering! According to the old man in the village, she killed two husbands. Almost no one in the village interacted with her.
Big pestle has three children, two from ex-husbands and one from ex-husbands. There was an old lady lying on the kang. I don't know which mother-in-law she was.
Big Pestle yells at her mother-in-law every day. Legend has it that Big Pestle often does not give her mother-in-law food. The villagers said that sooner or later, the big pestle would have to kill her mother-in-law.
The big pestle was also moved later. The brigade secretary didn't care much about her, and didn't dare to care.
It is said that once, a second-rate in the village came to her house to chat and was scared away by a big pestle and a kitchen knife. Thanks to the bastard running fast, the kitchen knife was left in the yard at that time.
The yard of Da Chuzi's house is neat and clean. All kinds of farm implements are neatly placed, and there is not a single weed in the yard. At that time, the village still ate well water. Everyone keeps two water shovels as the main means of transporting well water.
If someone's house is going to be a guest (qie), it can only be borrowed by the neighbors.
The primary school in the village needs to be refurbished, and each household is responsible for transporting materials and water to the school . There are not enough water shackles, and basically all the water shackles in the village have been borrowed, leaving Da Chuzi's house.
The principal is also a new educated youth from Shanghai , and he came to the village with the big pestle: What's the matter! This guy is so hard to deal with!
Secretary of the brigade, smoking a cigarette: This bitch is ruthless! The other day, I took a kitchen knife and chopped it off at the bastard!
Principal Beer Bottle Thick Glasses: I don't believe it! I'll go talk to her!
The secretary of the brigade went with him for fear of being accidentally injured by the principal.As soon as I entered the door, I heard the big pestle roar: You immortal! Don't give me anything to eat!
I was sitting on the bed yesterday, I just finished washing, and I am sitting on the bed again today! Tomorrow, I will make a coffin for you! The
brigade secretary felt terrified. I just exited and stopped in the outhouse, not daring to enter. The principal knocked on the door politely: Hello, is there anyone inside!
You are blind or deaf! Didn't you hear anyone inside?
The principal went in embarrassedly: Big sister-in-law, our school...
Who do you call big sister-in-law!
big sister...
who is your big sister!
The school is being refurbished, I am the principal, and I want to borrow your water shovel as an ambassador!
do not borrow! My new water shark! In case it messes with me!
school...
get out! If you don't go out, I'll yell! My family is a widow!
The principal quickly quit and walked a long way with the brigade secretary before he dared to vent his anger: This bitch can't afford to offend anyone!
The brigade secretary counted the number of people in the village who did not participate in voluntary labor, and those who did not produce tools. Only the second-rate and the big pestle are left! The big pestle is natural! Can't fiddle with it. The second-rate people want to work, but the poor family has no water!
School of engineering waits for no one! Autumn is coming soon.
The brigade secretary issued an order: Second-rate son, you lend out the water from Daqizi's house and give him a job! I'll tell you a daughter-in-law!
The bastard turned around and flirted with the big pestle. After a while, the second-rate son, Guda, came back with a water scorpion.
The whole village was speechless: You really can!
The construction of schools in the whole village is in full swing. The second-rate is working hard.
The big pestle also came the next day.
grabbed the water scorpion on the shoulders of the second-rate: this is the right job for me to do! You tender meat, you are about to grind your skin!
blushing blushing: Eh! Eh! Still my sister is great!
Who is your sister! Don't be ashamed!
The men in the village followed suit. Big Chuzi integrated into the village collective for the first time. After the ended, the principal brought a big red flower to Big Chuzi in front of the whole village: You have a lot of choices! More than
farts! You don't even look down on me when you go to my house! My family should also be considered a laborer!
Big pestle people set up rapidly in the whole village. Later, the second-rate son did not go to Dachuzi's house to eat oil cake . The secretary of the brigade went to sell idiots: I think it is suitable for the two of you to have a family!
The big pestle took off the soles of his shoes and ran after the brigade secretary all over the village: I won't tear your mouth apart! I tear your mouth apart!
The big pestle will carry the burden of water for the school if there is something wrong. The principal advised Big Chuzi to be filial to the old man. The big pestle shouted into the headmaster's ear: "Grandma is next door!" You know what an ass!
The headmaster's face was flushed, and the scholar met the soldier.
Later, the mother-in-law of the big pestle lived for many years. Daqizi was also named the most filial person in the village by the brigade secretary. The brigade secretary said: My mother-in-law is paralyzed, she wipes her feces and urinates, if not for the big pestle, the old lady would be gone!
At the wedding of the second-rate child and the big pestle, the brigade secretary was arrogant and teased the shell: Second-rate child, why did you borrow the water scorpion from the big pestle's house?
The bastard rolled his eyes: You didn't teach me, I said, the brigade secretary said, if you borrow water, Murakami will tell you a man! The big pestle licked the ears of the brigade secretary and ran after him: I am not short of men! I don't need a man!
