This is the most famous "matchmaker" dating agency in the city, and I came here because of it.
pushed open the door of the matchmaking agency, and a smiling service lady greeted her.
"Are you looking for a marriage or a friend?"
"Marriage, marriage."
"Then please register first."
She led me to a writing desk and gave me a thick stack of forms.
I asked: "How do you charge for this?"
She replied: "Providing guaranteed service costs 1,000 yuan, which is a lifetime service for lifetime members." Guaranteed to succeed?"
She smiled: "Now is the information age, we would not dare to do porcelain work without diamonds!"
After paying the money, I started to fill out the form. It took a full two hours to complete the stack of forms.
I handed the registration form to her and asked, "When will the results come out?"
She replied, "In the afternoon." The key is fast characters. If you ask for a thirty-year-old, we will call up hundreds of thousands for you to choose when you tap the computer keyboard. If you want a college degree, you will also call up several thousand... You said Can you be quick? Go back and wait for the results."
She said this as if the doctor was instructing the patient.
In the afternoon, the dating agency called and asked me to meet the woman tomorrow. The information age is fast enough.
The next day, I arrived on time. The one who received me was the waitress from yesterday.
She led me to the conversation room, where there were two computers, and there was a girl in her twenties or five years sitting in front of one computer, typing on the keyboard. Seeing us go in, she looked up.
"This is Mr. Wang and this is Ms. Zhang. According to computer speed dating,You two are the most suitable partners. Let's talk. "After the introduction, the waitress closed the door and left.
I was sitting in front of the computer, and it was a little unnatural.
I swallowed: "Mr. Zhang, my own situation is. . . . "
" University graduate, bachelor's degree, height 1.75 meters, weight 70 kg, monthly salary of 1,300 yuan. . . . "
I don't need to say anything at all, the dating agency has already entered the computer.
I hurriedly asked: "Ms. Zhang, what is your situation. . . . "
" Click the k key, and the computer screen will display: "Zhang Jing, 26 years old, engineer of Shandong xx Academy of Sciences, graduated from xx university..."
Below are the height, weight, hobbies, family members, favorite Who is the singer and what is the most hated color? . . "
I can only see half of her face across the computer.
" You don't want to ask me anything? I asked.
She said, "What do you want me to ask?" "
I thought about it: "For example, what's wrong with me personally?
She replied: "You have nothing serious, you don't smoke, and you drink a little beer occasionally, it's acceptable." "
I remembered. The registration form I filled out yesterday had more than 600 questions designed. She just needs to tap the keyboard to know what she wants to know. She really doesn't need to talk to me about anything. The same is true for me. I want to know what she likes to eat. , click on the keyboard, the screen shows "chili", just like me. Want to know what sports she likes, click the keyboard, the screen shows "football", the same as me. Want to know if she likes boys or girls, the screen shows "like" again Girl", still the same as me... The computer paired us up so right. What's the point of talking to her? Is there any need to talk? It's over.
is leaving,She put a floppy disk in my hand, one of the most gentle gestures of her life today.
"Go back!"
She's gone.
When I got home, I put the floppy disk into the computer, and a line of words appeared on the screen:
"According to the computer information, the two of us are very suitable. The day after tomorrow, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for marriage."
My God!
Love in the Information Age! !
"After the introduction, the waitress closed the door and left.
I was sitting in front of the computer, and it was a little unnatural.
I swallowed: "Mr. Zhang, my own situation is. . . . "
" University graduate, bachelor's degree, height 1.75 meters, weight 70 kg, monthly salary of 1,300 yuan. . . . "
I don't need to say anything at all, the dating agency has already entered the computer.
I hurriedly asked: "Ms. Zhang, what is your situation. . . . "
" Click the k key, and the computer screen will display: "Zhang Jing, 26 years old, engineer of Shandong xx Academy of Sciences, graduated from xx university..."
Below are the height, weight, hobbies, family members, favorite Who is the singer and what is the most hated color? . . "
I can only see half of her face across the computer.
" You don't want to ask me anything? I asked.
She said, "What do you want me to ask?" "
I thought about it: "For example, what's wrong with me personally?
She replied: "You have nothing serious, you don't smoke, and you drink a little beer occasionally, it's acceptable." "
I remembered. The registration form I filled out yesterday had more than 600 questions designed. She just needs to tap the keyboard to know what she wants to know. She really doesn't need to talk to me about anything. The same is true for me. I want to know what she likes to eat. , click on the keyboard, the screen shows "chili", just like me. Want to know what sports she likes, click the keyboard, the screen shows "football", the same as me. Want to know if she likes boys or girls, the screen shows "like" again Girl", still the same as me... The computer paired us up so right. What's the point of talking to her? Is there any need to talk? It's over.
Before she left, she put a floppy disk in my hand, which was one of her most gentle actions today.
"Go back!"
She's gone.
When I got home, I put the floppy disk into the computer, and a line of words appeared on the screen:
"According to the computer information, the two of us are very suitable. The day after tomorrow, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for marriage."
My God!
Love in the Information Age! !
