Hello everyone, I am the king of the cat's nest and will sit firmly in the C position next year, a black rabbit.
Although I am a rabbit, if you look closely, I should be a rat, which means I am still underage in human terms.
But I have a big dream, that is, to be the curator and director of a museum that contains 100% cats.
I think the time I boarded the Guanfu Museum shuttle bus was just right - it was the end of the Xinchou Year , the weather was neither hot nor cold, and there were not many people taking the shuttle bus. If you are stuck with until comes in Guimao, you won’t have time to learn the skills of being a curator.
I have been in the museum for more than a year. While biting cat grass , I observed how the cat curators treated guests; while nibbling on dead leaves, I observed how the cat curators made concave shapes; while knocking on wires, I observed how the cat curators enjoyed themselves and encouraged others to do things.
Good things happen｜Happy NewYear
With continuous hard work and the blessing of talent, I got on the stage of "Guanfu Cat·Year of the Rabbit" as I wished. My spicy first year is finally here!
However, due to excessive excitement, I broke two of my front teeth and a nail tooth before recording...
The recording will continue, but everything seems easier than done. In addition, after I lost my front and second front teeth, my self-confidence dropped sharply. I could only hide and seek between the scene and the camera, so that the director had to click to find me many times. So this year’s Year of the Rabbit says there is another hidden easter egg after looking for Miaomiao - looking for Guan Mala, that is, me, a black rabbit with three broken teeth.
In order to comfort me, the editor decided to squeeze me into the completed food map and asked the artist to work overtime to draw an illustration for me. Since I have no teeth and today happens to be the eighth day of the twelfth lunar month, the delicacies I endorse are:
Laba porridge
You only have one cultural relic, but I have two at once!
duck head chiseled flower silver spoon, Tang Dynasty, Guanfu Museum Collection
Jizhou Kiln Tortoiseshell Glazed Bowl, Southern Song Dynasty, Guanfu Museum Collection
One piece each from the Tang and Song Dynasties, what do you think, it is enough!
Many people say that the rabbit in Guanghan Palace is a white rabbit, and they also say that it should be a lolita... But in my opinion, Mala is a real boy! ! ! I just want such a manly voice, how spicy! (Editor: "I have been sterilized, so I am obsessed with men's baby sounds, which is understandable.")
Fortunately, the doctor checked the root of my tooth and found that there was no crack. As a rodent, teeth can grow back even if they are broken. Toothless or not, don’t delay the Chinese New Year! Ah, today I discovered another advantage that I am more suitable to be a curator than Guanfu Cat. Please get my letter of appointment as soon as possible. We are only a few days away from , the Year of the Rabbit, and !
Illustrations: Guanfu Snow Moth
Photography, video, copywriting Editor: Guanfu Zhuyue
