It has been difficult to teach students recently. I always ask some strange questions without answering them. I often get choked up when answering questions and I have nothing to say. No wonder, I love to make mistakes, so students are like teachers and imitate me.
I was telling students about Su Ci today. I talked about an allusion, which is Ouyang Xiu and Su Shi were chatting. Ouyang Zi said: If someone gets rheumatism, there is a folk prescription to treat it, which is to find a boat and take it. On a century-old ship, there is usually a layer of patina in the place where the oars are fixed where the sailors often touch them. If you scrape off the patina with a knife, soak it in Garcinia wine and drink it, you can treat wind cold and rheumatism. Su Zi smiled and said: If this is the case, then if someone who cannot write poetry scrapes off the ink from the ink cartridge used by Li Bai Du Mu and eats it, will he be able to write famous lines throughout the ages?
Speaking of this, I said this is the antonym of being ignorant. Of course, it cannot be said that being confident means that you have eaten a lot of bamboo like giant pandas. Students all said it makes sense. Suddenly a female student stood up thoughtfully and said: I finally understand why Mo Yan won the Nobel Prize, because he ate too much cinders, and the cinders turned into ink in his stomach. This is not called breasts. There is no ink, but there is something in the stomach. It is wholesale ink. Of course, you can write a great work with this.
I punished her by not eating today and reciting the entire Analects of Confucius.
