Earth is a special class, and every country is a classmate in this class.
Since this year, the atmosphere in the Earth class has been very tense due to Ukrainian classmates fighting with Russian classmates. In addition to the United States, the class leader who took the lead in fanning the flames, most students still hope that Russia and Ukraine can negotiate as soon as possible to end this long-lasting conflict.
But the situation is completely opposite to everyone's ideas. First, Ukraine held it in for more than half a year, and finally took advantage of Russia's strategic adjustment to achieve a "victorious counterattack" in Kharkov Prefecture. Immediately afterwards, Russia supported the referendum of the four eastern Ukrainian states, while starting to mobilize partially at home, as if it was ready to fight. What is even more dangerous is that as the five major powers of the Earth Class that have legally owned "second kicks", Russia announced in a high-profile manner that it will use all means to defend its territory. All these methods naturally include second kicks.
Logically speaking, the situation has reached this point of danger, which is directly related to the life and death of the Earth class. Every student should find a way to cool down the situation, but the class leader of the United States is clamoring to people everywhere that Russia is going to use second kicks against all students in Ukraine and Europe.
Putin signed the Treaty of Udon to Russia
. This is quite strange. Russia threatened to use the second kick, which is clearly a bluff. Why not only did the United States not expose it, but instead made a false act and preached everywhere that Russia threatened Europe with the second kick? Are they not afraid of increasing Russia's ambition and destroying their prestige?
In order to figure out this matter, the Earth class held a special class meeting after the proposal of the Literary and Art Committee France.
France: Hello, classmates, I’ll gather you all today to figure out whether Russian students will use second kicks in the process of fighting with Ukraine!
From France, the students all subconsciously looked at Russia. Russia took out a few kicks from his waist expressionlessly, put them in front of him, and then spoke.
Russia: I said that we Russia will use all means to maintain Russian territorial security.
The students were a little nervous when they saw the second kick, and no one spoke for a while. When the United States saw that the atmosphere was not right, they quickly stood up and shouted loudly.
United States: Afa, I think you hold this meeting in vain. Is Ah Yu's meaning not obvious? He said "all means" and took out the second kick. Isn't this the second kick to threaten Ukraine, European classmates, and even the world? As the squad leader of the Earth class, I will express my opinion here first. It is impossible for us in the United States to accept this threat. I hope everyone can stick to justice and truth like me!
The United States finished speaking righteously and was waiting for the students to respond to him. As a result, the classroom was silent. After waiting for a long time, Japan, , Lithuania, and other countries were clapping their hands.
The United States is a little embarrassed and looks at all European classmates with an angry look.
Turkey suddenly interrupted: Haha, Amei You are a bit of a hard time. If all the classmates from Europe are also in North America, thousands of kilometers away from the battlefield, I believe they will definitely stick to "justice" and "truth" with you.
saudi : You don’t understand, this “truth” can also be divided into male and female. The “truth” mentioned by the United States is the mother. And the "truth" represented by the two kicks in Russia is public. Usually, the "public truth" represented by the second kick cannot come out, and the "maternal truth" in the United States is indeed the truth. But now that the male is out, the female is not useful.
The United States was so angry that it gritted its teeth, but when it saw that it was Saudi Arabia who was speaking. Recently, the Earth class was in short supply of oil, and the Saudi tyrant suddenly became more powerful. The United States couldn't say anything, so it could only endure it.
U.S. military supplies to Ukraine
At this time, the students of Polish spoke slightly puzzled.
Poland: OK, don’t go off topic. I have different opinions on this matter, and to be precise, it is a doubt.I don't believe that Aji really uses "second kicks". That thing is too powerful, and everyone will have to finish it if you really use it, so I think Ah O's purpose of using a second kick this time is to bluff. But what I can't understand is why Amei didn't expose this lie, but instead followed Russia's words and yelled everywhere that Russia might use second kicks?
Lithuania: Yes, I'm curious about this too. This Russian classmate was unreasonable and threatened to use the second kick, which made everyone a little scared. Ami, shouldn’t you point out the truth that Russia dares not use the second kick to encourage our morale? Why are you still helping Russia and exaggerating the deterrence of second kicks?
Russia sneered and stared at Lithuania to start speaking.
Russia: Lithuanian classmate, I want to remind you that the Earth class committee has no qualification for the Russian-Ukrainian war. If you say I am unreasonable, you will bear the consequences!
Lithuania subconsciously shrank her neck and looked back at the United States. Seeing that the United States was paying attention to this side, she immediately stood up with anger on her face.
Lithuania: Aji, don’t think you are a class committee member, you can threaten people at will. Let me tell you, there is nothing else in Lithuania, just a stubborn head, I’m not afraid of you...
Lithuania said this and accidentally turned around and found that the United States was muttering to the United Kingdom, not looking at itself, and his tone softened.
Lithuania:...Don't come over, Ami, Ami!
The United States glanced at Lithuania a little disgusted, but still came out to speak for him.
United States: Aji, please stop talking, right? Why did the class committee fail to determine the war between Russia and Ukraine? Didn’t you use to veto ? Forget it, you abuse your power, but you still have the nerve to threaten the small country? I warn you, if you continue like this, sooner or later, I will give you a veto.
Russia: Then I will deny your veto of my veto.
United States: Then I will continue to deny you deny I will reject your veto.
Russia: I will continue to no...
Seeing the quarrel between Russian and American children, they almost used "rebound". China, the study committee member who has been silent, gently tapped the table and began to speak.
China: Aji, Ami, you two are more mature. If the class meeting recorders continue to "denied each other" like this, they will not be able to get around it. Let’s get back to the topic. The question of Polish classmates just now is actually quite interesting. Who knows the details, so let me explain it?
After China said, Russia and the United States sat down angrily and stopped talking.
Indian classmates who have been seeking to join the class committee recently were worried that they would not find the opportunity to show their intelligence. When they heard this, they stood up.
India: I know, I say! Ah Zhong, others say that you are a smart study committee member, but I don’t agree. Are you exposed today?
China smiled disregardlessly, and her eyes swept across the United States inadvertently, and the United States stared at India with a pale face. But India felt good at this time and did not see the United States at all.
China: Haha, A Yin, there is no order of learning, and those who are good at learning are teachers. Since you know, let me tell you about it?
Indian expression of pride.
India: The reason is very simple. Students, please imagine who is the most uncomfortable after Russia threatens to use the second kick? Is it Ukraine? Obviously not, because even without a second kick, Ukraine cannot beat Russia... Classmate Awu, I speak straightforwardly, don’t be angry.
Ukraine had a gloomy face and ignored him. India continues to speak.
India: In the case of Russia threatening to use a second kick, the most embarrassing or most uncomfortable thing is Europe and the United States. To be precise, NATO led by the United States. What Russia said is to use all means to protect its own territory. Please note that there is a keyword here that is "protecting territorial security". To put it bluntly, if Europe and the United States continue to support Ukraine and attack Russian territory, Russia will only use the second kick.
Security Council voted on the referendum issue of the four eastern Ukrainian states. Russia rejected the opposition proposal proposed by the United States
Pakistan : What does this have to do with the United States' exaggeration that Russia threatens Europe ?
India: You are stupid. This is a typical example of "virtuality is real". The so-called "when falsehood is true, it is also false." For the United States, is he afraid that Russia will use second kicks? Not afraid. First, the United States knows that Russia will not use it at all. Second, the United States itself has many kicks. What's there to be afraid of? What the United States really fears is that after Russia threatens the killing weapon, the EU dares not continue to support Ukraine. Now they deliberately ignore the keyword "protecting territorial integrity" of Russia and simply promote Russia's nuclear threat to the entire Europe...
India is talking excitedly, suddenly interrupted by the United States.
United States: Enough, A Yin, you are the smartest, right?
India was a little confused, but when he saw the angry expression of the United States, he still didn't dare to continue talking. But at this time, the other students also understood.
Germany opened its mouth quietly.
Germany: Yes, as long as the keyword "protecting territorial integrity" is ignored, and one-sidedly emphasize that Russia wants to use a second kick to Ukraine, or even the EU, can successfully turn the contradiction between Russia and Ukraine into a contradiction between Russia and Europe, creating an illusion that whether the EU supports Ukraine or not, Russia may use a second kick to attack the EU, so that the EU cannot get rid of this war and achieve the US goal.
United States was a little anxious and quickly explained.
United States: Ade, don’t talk nonsense, we are cricket on a rope, we should be united at this time, how can we doubt each other?
Japan: Ami, it is a grasshopper on a rope. The cricket is too small to tie it up!
United States: Shut up!
France: Amei, I will only ask you one thing, you said we are one, so why do you advise us to increase assistance to Ukraine, but you are streamlining the institutions and personnel of Ukraine?
United States: I...
France: Let me tell you, because with Russia's partial mobilization, it is difficult for Ukraine to win the counterattack in a short period of time. The Russian-Ukraine conflict has a tendency to develop towards a public security war. The United States wants to turn it into another Afghanistan war, which will restrain Russia for a long time, but does not want to pay too much. Therefore, it is necessary to incite the hatred between Russia and Europe, let the EU contribute money and efforts, and support Ukraine and Russia to waste time, right?
United States: Well...that, I remember that today seems to be Ah Zhong’s birthday. Let’s not waste too much time on him, let’s go off sooner. Ah Zhong, I wish you a happy birthday! The meeting ended!
After the United States finished speaking, it left without waiting for China to respond.
China shrugged helplessly, and the students stood up one after another to wish the study committee members a happy birthday.
This class meeting ended like this.
