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The train sleeper met a naughty child who kept climbing up and down and finally kowtowed his head. He went to find his father for comfort. Dad looked at him and asked calmly, "Do you know how the big goose calls?" The naughty child shook his head "The big goose calls so much~ It should be~" Tim! Big brother, you are so dick, Do the kids know?
Xiaoxiang participated in the school's 100-meter hurdle. He was very nervous before the competition. The teacher came over to comfort him and said, "Xiaoxiang, don't be nervous. Your biggest enemy is yourself. If you defeat yourself, you can say that you have won the game." Xiaoxiang, who was full of tears, seemed to understand the teacher's words and nodded vigorously, then found a stick and broke his legs...
The girls in college were easily seen from which grade they were from. The freshman was short and the sophomore was lightly made up, the junior was dyed and the junior was pure, and the senior was mature. But it is difficult for college boys to judge, because: Freshman LOL, sophomore LOL, junior LOL, and senior LOL...
Last night I sent a text message to my secretly-loved girlfriend, and I knew she was degenerate, and I said, "I miss you, are you here?" Do you know what she answered to me, "Three Hundred Times" I cried at that time...!
There is a middle school classmate who has poor grades and has not been admitted to college like me. He can only work hard and start a business by himself. Back then, he always spent money to ask me to help him do his homework, but now he still has to pay 2,000 yuan a month to ask me to work in his company. You see, this is the consequence of not studying hard, and he has to spend money to ask for help. (Submission ID@Big VVVVV)
When I was in college, I was making meals in the cafeteria. My aunt asked me: What kind of classmate do I want? Eat here or take it away? Me: I want a female classmate and take it away! !
There was a man who started doing sit-ups every day when early winter came just to keep warm and keep the cold. One or two, one or two, and persevere, the squares between the waist and abdomen become more and more obvious, one becomes four, and four becomes twelve. Later, when the cold winter passed, he turned into a down jacket. (Submission ID@WikiKenny)
An old lady was hit by my car when she went out today, but she stood up and didn't mess with her. When I was about to walk over to thank her, she kicked my remote control car far away!
Just now, the store manager asked me why I couldn’t pee in the wind in February. I was puzzled, and then he said, “Because February’s spring breeze is like scissors.” You know
When I was working in a convenience store yesterday, a customer bought 333 yen and handed me a thousand yuan bill. I quickly asked him 777 yen before I output the cash register. He seemed to be scared by my mental arithmetic ability and speed (submission ID@I am a weirdo)
I was a driver's license student. I got in the car today. The coach said he wanted to start with the first gear. I was idiotically asking why I started with the first gear. The coach completely understood the words of the coach. He said: Do you throw the landlord as soon as you get up? Do you show off your harsh moves as soon as you see Ultraman? I think it makes sense. I just want to know that this coach used to be in the industry
. When buying slippers at a street stall, he asked the boss how much does a pair cost? The boss said 20. I took out 15 yuan and handed it to him, turned around and left. Boss: "Eh? You're still 5 yuan short of it." "I'm just 15, do you want it?" I'm so lazy to bargain now. I'm so domineering. I just realized that I forgot to take the slippers after I got home.
"A very good brother called me to make a fortune here. When I arrived, I realized that I was a pyramid scheme. I was controlled by them every day on the third floor of that community. Today, when there was no one in the room, I jumped from the window to the roof of a bungalow opposite..." "So you hid on the roof and looked at the women's bathroom through the skylight for two hours?" "Comrade Police, I..."
When a woman cooks for men to eat, the consequences of men just say something bad. It's cruel. It's so tired to look at it. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I heard that Du Minjun has come to China, and netizens have posted photos one after another. Should I tell these netizens the truth?
Today I found out the health status form that the teacher filled out for me when I graduated from kindergarten! ~I've called you to provoke you?
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