Pang Ye and Xiao Xia, one of them, ate with one Guo Kui, completely forgot what they did.
Until the cake licked it clean, I raised my head and faced me, and then ran into Bai Wuchang's resentful eyes.
Xiaoxia quickly said flatteringly: "Sir Xie, can you give your aunt a few more years of life? Her pot-kui is really awesome, I can't bear to leave her!"
"She has already had two more days of life, which is a serious accident! According to the law of the Ming Dynasty, both His Highness Qin and I will be deducted 200 years!"
Bai Wuchang said this and felt aching!
When Xiao Xia heard that the uncle had been reduced to life, she could not speak any more softly.
Fat Master frowned and said, "But we didn't notice that she had a talisman on her hand! I just deliberately hit her, there was nothing wrong, there was no barrier at all."
"How is it possible? Did she remove the barrier?"
Xie Bi'an has been tossed hard these two days, and his mind is probably short-circuited.
actually picked up the iron horse stool from the dark night barbecue, and swung the aunt's vest three meters away.
The horse stool was swung in one go.
Bang and Xia didn't have time to stop them, and only heard a "Ouch" scream, Bai Wuchang was knocked away by the horse stool that was turned back.
A white arc drew in the air, and a telephone pole was hung on. What a big dark flower blooming in the sky!
's tragic appearance, Fat Master covered his face and couldn't bear to look at it, "That's the stool that Qin Yan beats with his own hands, Netherworld Cold Tie! Why have you forgotten this..."
was talking, suddenly Aunt Miao exclaimed, pushed the cart out, shouting all the way like a loud thunderous sound: "Urban management is here! Everyone, let's go!"
Our China realm, the word "urban management" is the atomic bomb of the night market, and a whole alley explodes!
In an instant, Baxiang Street became an escape street, and snack cars fled like birds and beasts.
screamed, screamed, turned over the table and stools, smashed the basin and beat bowls, and the night market was in chaos!
The diners who were so beautiful just now have become orphans that no one wants.
Someone was holding half a bowl of malatang against the wall and was stupid, while others chased the car and shouted all the way.
"Oh, you haven't given me chicken steaks yet! 2 fried chicken steaks!"
As the initiator of Baxiang Night Market, the night market is the lifeblood of Mr. Shen!
Eyes saw the colorful lights in the alley and rolled on the ground and stepped on it.
Half a year of hard work, I was in the blink of an eye, and this scene of war and mudslides flowing...
really makes people cry!
So Fat Master looked up at the starry sky, clenched his fists and grinded his teeth, "My aunt Miao, you are the culprit! Don't blame me, this time I, Shen Pang, have a fight with you! I, may not deal with you, I will eat dirt when I go back to You!"
...
Qin Yanwang's horse stool is definitely a big killer weapon, and Lord Xie is already unconscious.
Pang and Xia dragged him home and discussed countermeasures overnight.
However, I don’t know if I don’t think about it. The “painless death” license of King Yan Qin really hurt my grandma’s house!
According to Qin Xing's requirements, if you want to mock the aunt, you must ensure that she is comfortable and happy!
But now Qin Yanwang is not at home, Bai Wuchang is not awake, and killing people is both rookies.
The two of them checked the Internet for a long time, and finally found that they seemed to have to get the aunt drunk and feed her sleeping pills.
At this time, Xiao Xia couldn't help but shivered and said hesitantly: "Brother Fat, isn't this murder? It's illegal! And I think the uncle's 'painless death' has other meanings, and I'm afraid it's not as simple as we thought."
It's a pity that Fat Master was frustrated at this moment and wanted to take revenge, and his idea of damaging the thief came out like a fountain.
disagreed and said, "This matter is illegal, but it is called joint operation in the underworld. It doesn't matter, girl, I can handle this matter alone!"
"Isn't it just to coax the aunt to drink some wine and take some medicine? If you get close to people, I'm proficient in this!"
Fat Master's plan A is like this: Don't the aunt love to dance square dance?
He asked her to teach her dancing. After that, he expressed his gratitude for asking her to go to the restaurant for dinner. Didn’t he drink this wine? He took the opportunity to drug the medicine again...
Unexpectedly, the next morning, the aunt actually went out with a basket of vegetables!
Pang Ye adapts to the situation and starts the plan B, and pure and loyal people come forward.
"Hey, Aunt Miao, she looks so good in the morning! Go buy vegetables? My guest comes to my house tonight, please help me pick some good dishes... Come on, I will ride an electric bike to take you!"
Hehe, if you say you are in a relationship, the vegetable market will not be difficult for Fat!
Aunt Miao was stunned when she saw Fatty, but she did not refuse.
So the two went to Baxiangcai Market together.
Chapter 0: This Aunt Miao is the famous vegetable market ghost!
starts with the price, as fierce as the tsunami, "Old Xu, your family is used to weigh less, give it a little cheaper!"
Then, chop 5 pieces of peppers to 3.5 pieces, and pick a handful of small onions!
6-haired radish talks about 40 cents, so I’ll give you a handful of green garlic sprouts!
The aunt transformed into Thousand-Handed Guanyin, and the fat man used Foshan Shadowless Hand.
Old Xu couldn't resist it, but he blocked the aunt from pulling onions, but could not prevent the fat man from pulling garlic...
In the end, the aunt threw down a handful of change, which was generous and noble, just like the yellow jacket given by the Empress Dowager, which could be passed down for eighteen generations of descendants!
Lao Xu's face looked like he had been constipated for three days.
just at this time. Fat Master was the winner and caught two more carrots for the aunt, and said shamelessly: "The radish core is empty, and you don't even eat rabbits. Give it free!"
Aunt Miao smiled immediately and gave him a thumbs up to Fat Master.
Then, the two of them continued to combine their swords and swept the vegetable market like a whirlwind!
Infused meat, the aunt will know when she touches it, and the fat man will have bad eggs.
What kind of thing is missing? Use inferior products as good ones, and press oil and water to beat them, and people will live in poverty wherever they go!
The so-called heroes cherish heroes. The mother and son walked out of the vegetable market and were as beautiful as a family.
The aunt invited Fat Master to go to the restaurant for lunch. Fat Master was in a bad mood and ran to a friend's store to buy a large jar of rice wine.
48 daughter is red, and the old daughter is worried about wine. Whoever drinks will be drunk, I will be sure to be the best!
Next, just get the aunt drunk. The ball reached the penalty area, only one shot!
The aunt was in high spirits and cooked a braised oxtail in person.
The jar of yellow wine, Fatty, and the green plums, took the opportunity to put a bunch of pills, and the aunt even said it was delicious!
Fatty can’t touch the wine, but he’s sweet-mouthed and can still fight with coke.
The two girls and girls exchanged cups, and the jar of rice wine soon came to an end.
It’s a pity that the aunt didn’t feel dizzy or fall down, and she was so eloquent that she could speak crosstalk.
But Fatty ate half of the plate of oxtails, and the small restaurant started to shake.
"Auntie, what are you burning this oxtail?"
"Red wine, oxtail, just a bottle of dry red."
Fatty quickly took out his phone, "Oh my God, I'm going to be drunk... Sheng Xiaoxia, come and save your brother..."
Fatty is really a genius.
dribbling the ball and passed 10 players in a row. He shot into the net and entered his own goal!
...
Xiao Xia, who heard the sound, dragged the drunk fat brother home.
Looking at the two unconscious men, Xiao Xia could only sigh.
