520 Just after, programmer Li Shuai was a little annoyed.
As a middle-aged man in 1988 who has not succeeded in blind dates for more than 50 times, he has had another tragedy on this date.
In comparison, colleague Wang Xiaojian seems much more comfortable. He, known as the "master of flirting girls", made some suggestions to Li Shuai. Of course, it is not just a superficial trick of not wearing plaid shirts or not in fast restaurants when dating.
He stared at Li Shuaiqing for three seconds: I think you can take your girl to a hacking conference. For example, Baidu Security will hold a world-class hacking party that has been held for three consecutive days on May 31st - DEF CON CHINA 1.0.
(Li Shuaiqing: You just start the article, just advertise, this is not in line with common sense)
Wang Xiaojian smiled mysteriously, let me tell you, how to bring a girl to a hardcore hacker date.
Advanced Tutorial 1
If your girl is also a fellow traveler, then I won’t say much nonsense. Everyone knows that DEF CON has always sold tickets to the outside world and will never give tickets. This ticket is priced at 1088, which is equivalent to several lambskins and poplar forests. It is said that this conference cost 20 million yuan, which is equivalent to each person giving away a small amount of 10,000 yuan (, you have obtained the entry-level Prada. Baidu Security, the organizer of Love, also subsidizes another 400 yuan for each ticket, and the window is only 5.21-5.23. Please contact: [email protected]). The girl can immediately feel your sincerity.
Treat this hardcore girl with a superb sense of technology, just take her to listen to the first day’s KEYNOTE.
Here, you can listen to Joe Grand, the most famous badge designer of DEF CON, to introduce the origin of one of the iconic elements of the DEF CON conference, and then throw out other badges you collect from time to time. One shows that you have been to the venue of DEF CON in other countries (you often go abroad to play, you know), and the other shows that your collection is unique (after all, you have to participate offline to get the badge, don’t be homeless, love life).
You can also discuss the topic of this speaker with the girl: WARNING: A super earthquake of magnitude 10 hits within 1 minute.
The topic of this issue is about the public early warning system in the LTE protocol that broadcasts emergency events such as earthquakes and tsunamis to the public, but security researchers found that this channel may be illegally used - this system is not protected by encryption and integrity, and criminals can send fraudulent advertisements to the public as warning information.
In addition to discussing technology, you can also communicate your views on charity with girls, showing that you are a socialist successor with a sense of social responsibility.
"Now no one has ever questioned the future of driverless cars, but the safety issues about it have always been a big challenge. Zoz, a robot interface designer and prototyping expert, will show his thoughts on driverless cars from the perspective of an geek ." When he heard this topic, please be sure to talk to the girl about your Tesla's recent purchase plan, and regretfully said that when the driverless technology matures, change to a new car and let the AI drive, and you two sit in the back seat and talk about your life.
Detailed agenda please click: DEF CON CHINA 1.0 Conference Speech Agenda Announcement: 20 KEYNOTE in 3 days is coming.
Advanced Tutorial 2
If a girl shows incompetence in understanding this hardcore speech, it doesn’t matter. There is also a very friendly introductory activity on DEF CON CHINA 1.0: Workshop. Please explain to the girl that this is a workshop, similar to the handicraft workshop you usually go to. It is a cool hands-on experience activity for hackers (don’t emphasize high technology first, just to prevent the girl from having the fear of difficulty: "It’s so difficult, will I not be able to do it?").
First of all, I would like to recommend this topic: Hacking Wifi (cracking Wifi).
This workshop will introduce the most commonly used wifi encryption technologies, explaining how they work behind the scenes and the theory of cracking. In addition, you can learn and use it in real-life wireless network environments.
Although the girl doesn’t understand, you can let her participate in the interaction with you and let her connect to the live Wifi. You will attack and show the technology! After that, you can take the opportunity to launch the next invitation: Since Wifi is so easy to crack, next time I go to your house to set up a router for you for free to prevent bad people from threatening your safety. The "capture, analysis, and forge BLE communication" workshop is also good. Although this topic looks very mysterious and advanced, in fact, the researchers will conduct research on three common devices in life: smart light bulbs, smart door locks, and smart bracelets, and set up some challenging links.
At this time, you can pretend to reveal that you have installed these equipment in your new house, but you didn’t expect to face these risks. Otherwise, we can try it out and whether it can be cracked. "You won't? It's okay, I'll teach you step by step."
If the above operations are too difficult, there is also an interesting version of the activity - BadgeX The Tree of the Infinite Tree.
mentioned above that you can get an electronic badge by buying tickets to attend the conference. The DEF CON CHINA 1.0 badge has hidden mystery. As the standard Easter egg for DEF CON, it can be used as a pass. It is also an intellectual mechanism that enables the fun of sharing circuit boards between different participants.
This year, at the starting point of this year's DEF CON CHINA journey, there is an interactive device where you and the girl will enter the parallel universe of the conference structure through a container. Here is a big tree growing and several electronic fruits are waiting for you to pick. What’s even more fantastic is that whenever you insert an electronic badge, new leaves will sprout and new flowers will sprout.
So, take the girls to various workshops to check in, and then come back to see the "big tree growing", and at the same time express your expectations for the future of "growing like big trees", so that the other party can feel that you have long-term plans for this relationship, which is quite hard-core and romantic.
Advanced Tutorial 3
If the girl has strong hands-on ability, the VILLAGE (village) link of DEF CON CHINA 1.0 is an important activity for you to quickly enhance your relationship.
A chef who doesn't want to be a tailor is not a good driver, and a programmer who can't do electrician work is not a real geek. BugZee Welding Geek Village allows you to "punk" and learn how to build basic circuit systems.
You can also go to "Unlock unlocking Geek Village to pick locks" with your girls.
If a girl likes brain-burning games, "Detective Geek Village" can make you a detective in the cyber world, so that the girl can understand your work more.
There is also a cool village: Black Window Geek Village. What we teach here is the basic teaching of physical infiltration invasion, and will provide geeks with opportunities for on-site practice through simulation scenario construction and other methods. Content includes but is not limited to windows, bypassing infrared alarms, installing eavesdropping machines, stealing confidential documents, etc.
However, in this link, you two can extend the topic of "Why should you check each other's mobile phone" and understand the risks in advance.
Please click on the detailed village: DEF CON CHINA 1.0 Special chapter of the village star.
Advanced Tutorial Four
Experienced the technology for a day, and then relaxed. On the evening of June 1st, there was also a very geeky music festival in this conference: DEF CON LIVE MUSIC.
This is not a casual music festival. The original cast from MTA Tianmo Music Festival will participate in the creation of cross-border, electronic, hip-hop musician performances to stage art presentation.
In other words, you will participate in a music festival that represents your high taste and high quality.
Drink beer and sway with the music while exploring the theme of "Technology’s Promise", the 51st date will be the perfect ending for your single dog career.
--Small Theater--
Wang Xiaojian: How about it, brother, is it hard or hard, is it powerful?
Li Shuaiqiu: Hardcore, fun, why do you have to take the girl so much? I'll go there myself!
Source: Leifeng.com, Leifeng.com, say important things three times.
