: Let’s talk about it. We have introduced a program called Don't Tell The Bride before. This program is an old reality show on the BBC and has always been very popular. The setting of this program is very strange. Each episode of the program team will choose a couple who are about to get married and provide a fee of 14,000 pounds to prepare for the wedding.
- the premise is that the entire wedding planning process can only be completed by the groom alone. The bride cannot intervene and is completely unaware of it. In order to ensure that the bride knows what his wedding looks like on the wedding day, they cannot meet in the three weeks before the wedding...
How to allocate reasonably after the groom gets this money, and then present a wedding that satisfies her for three weeks without any communication with the bride? This is the highlight of the whole program,
, but the problem is that allows many grooms who are straight male attributes to plan their wedding by themselves. This matter itself is full of risks, and I don’t know what trouble will happen next...
Although in many periods, some grooms’ ideas are very creative,
also satisfy the bride. For example, this groom prepared a wedding on a yacht for his wife
Another example is this groom, who chose to set the wedding location in a cave, which just hit his wife's wishes, which brought great surprises to his wife...
But more often, what these straight men brought to their wives is "shocking but not happy"...
For example, a groom in one of the issues, thought of a "playground"-themed wedding,
He rented a tent in an amusement park as the place for the wedding
The wedding ceremony he designed was that the bride drove a bumper car and came to him, and then the two of them sat in the bumper car and exchanged rings
When the groom was still sitting in the bumper car waiting for the bride to drive over by himself, The bride was already angry, "I'm obviously going to get married, what bumper car is taking?"
bride originally wanted the high-end and fashionable island wedding, the kind with a gentle sea breeze, but now it has become a bumper car wedding, and she cried...
because of various unexpected "unexpected surprises" that people have always been very popular. Those straight men with very terrible thinking directly made the ratings of this show popular with their weird ideas...
Just recently, this show broadcast one of the weddings.
This time, the straight groom in it made everyone speechless...
The protagonist of this show is a groom named Billy. He prepared a wedding for his upcoming wife Steph.
actually more than his wife. I feel that after watching this show, all viewers will be unforgettable for their lives...
27-year-old Billy is a firefighter. He met Steph, 23 years old, 4 years ago. The two fell in love all the way and finally reached the stage of marriage.
Billy and Step both grew up in an ordinary town in the UK, but for Billy, this town is not ordinary at all.
Like other towns, most of the residents in the town know each other. Billy has a relatively active personality. Every time he goes out to have a party with friends, he is basically responsible for the funny one and has a good popularity. But many people also like to joke about him.
Steph has always been indifferent to Billy being joked about by his friends, but he has no choice but to do anything about it. After all, his personality is hard to change.
Moreover, this guy has another shortcoming - doesn't understand the girl's mind.
This is reflected in the nickname he gave to his girlfriend Steph, who called Steph "Little Pig" .
At the beginning, Steph felt that it was nothing. After all, this was just a love name between couples, and it was a manifestation of good relationships.
But this guy has a firm heart. Since he called his girlfriend "Little Pig", whenever he saw products related to "pig" when he went out, he would always buy them for his girlfriend, because he felt that his girlfriend would definitely like it...
Finally, the pig's souvenirs have become so many...
So far, his girlfriend Steph is still comforting himself that this is a manifestation of his boyfriend's love...
But if she knew that her future wedding was also related to pigs, she might be about to collapse...
Steph has his own fantasy for his wedding. She thinks that the most important thing for a wedding is the scene arrangement. She hopes that all the things arranged on the scene are related to her and Billy's romantic experience, rather than staying at the scene like a fool
Although Billy is usually responsible for funny characters in life, this time Steph said, "I don't want you to be funny, I don't want you to do stupid things, but to take this matter seriously."
This is Steph's only concern about the wedding, afraid that her nonsensical boyfriend will mess up the wedding.
After hearing this sentence, Billy patted her on the shoulder to comfort her, reassuring her.
As it turns out, her concerns make a lot of sense...
"Because we all like pigs, I plan to hold a pig-themed wedding"
" Hold a wedding in a pig farm with many pigs, the more pigs, the better. I'm sure Steph will like this idea "
" If I find clothes that are suitable for the price, it's best to wear pig-shaped clothes"
This guy actually has another intention for choosing this "pig wedding".
As mentioned earlier, Billy likes the town where he grew up very much, so he decided to take advantage of this wedding to do something for the town.
And the way he thought of was to take advantage of the pig wedding to break a world record - A wedding with the most pigs appeared.
If he succeeds, he may be the only resident in this quiet town with a world record. He still feels very proud when he thinks about it.
"I do this to prove to Steph and my friends that I am not a country bumpkin fool, I am also a smart man."
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Of course, Steph was unaware of this...
Let's continue reading...
The program officially began, and everyone knows that the groom Billy received the 14,000 pounds of wedding planning funds given by the program team, and then he and his fiancee Steph were temporarily separated for 3 weeks during the wedding preparation period.
Steph wants to go back to his mother's house to stay for 3 weeks until the wedding is held.
Before leaving, Steph was still worried about the wedding. Billy was full of confidence and kept reassuring her, saying that she would definitely be able to perform this task perfectly.
Steph's family is full of expectations for Billy's wedding planning. Everyone is both excited and nervous...
After the screen, Billy has called his three best men, George, Mike and Dikey. Several people brought a box of beer and started discussing while drinking.
After two cups, Billy expressed his thoughts about the wedding: Wedding must be related to pigs.
When I heard this, a few best men knew that this was destined to be an extraordinary wedding and something must have happened.
Everyone has expectations on their faces.
But after hearing the details of Billy's specific plan, several friends were still a little shocked: Everyone was dressed so beautifully to attend the wedding, did you ask everyone to step on pig shit? ?
This guy: What's the matter with ? Isn’t it enough to just ask everyone to wear long boots in the invitation letter?
After three people secretly sighed to the program team:
This is very Billy. He is indeed a fool.
These people think that he might not even get married...
On the first day of the wedding planning, Billy asked one of the best man George to go to the bar, and the two discussed the certificate.
But it is not a marriage certificate, but the "world record certificate" mentioned above...
Billy's ambition to his friend's ambition to break the record, "I fantasize that I am the only world record holder in this town. How awesome!"
The other party smiled like this throughout the whole process.
obviously is a bad friend, and he even echoed him, "Well, I think the residents must be jealous!"
Billy Although this guy is stupid, he is very motivated. He called the staff of Guinness World Records on the spot,
"My thought now is that I want to make the record of the most pigs appear in my wedding."
's staff on the other side was probably confused, and repeated his conversation: "Well, let me confirm, do you want to create a record of the most pigs appearing in the wedding?"
's friend was almost out of reach when he heard this conversation. ...
Finally, the Guinness staff told him very seriously,
"There is a record of the pig parade, but there is no record holder yet.
If you can summon more than 50 pigs by then, then you will take this record!"
knows that you are not far from the world record holder, and the two celebrate with high five...
not only hold a pig wedding, but also put the wedding in history - it should be said to be loaded into the world record collection. That's all this guy thinks.
On the other side,
The bride Steph, who has nothing to do, took two of his friends, bridesmaids to a manor.
This manor is Chatsworth House. This 16th-century manor is the filming location of "Pride and Prejudice". It has a classic and elegant atmosphere and is a place where many British couples fantasize about holding weddings.
I have always hoped to hold a romantic wedding. Steph has been shopping in this manor, and naturally I am very looking forward to holding a wedding in a place like this
Because the scenes inside are very luxurious and elegant, it is definitely a good place to hold a wedding...
What she didn't expect was that her fiancé was wearing a pig-style one-piece at this time and drove to the upcoming wedding venue.
But this place is neither a castle nor a manor, but a pig farm.
He met the pig farmer and started chatting with the other party: Do I look as cute as your pig?
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This pig farmer is also a person who has seen the world and replied: Well, I have lost a little overall weight.
Several people put on their work clothes and started to visit the pigpen. The farmer also explained the knowledge of various pigs
The farmer was a little worried about him. After all, the pig farm tasted quite strong, and he was afraid that his guests would not adapt.
But he said, it's okay, I think this tastes pretty good.
Some people crawled into the pigpen. The silly boy was happy to think that his wife would definitely like this idea. At this time, even his bad friend and best man could not stand it. He said worriedly: will definitely not like it. She must have to cover her nose and don't want to appear here.
However, the honest advice was unpleasant, and this guy had already made up his mind: "If my guests don't like this place, then they are not worth attending my wedding."
I said so heavily, so it's hard to say anything else...
In fact, this best man has reminded him many times to think more about what kind of wedding the woman wants to hold, instead of just thinking from his own perspective.
But this guy obviously hasn't reached that level yet. He didn't expect this and always felt that he had a good idea.
Pig farmers have a thorough understanding of this: It would be fine if the bride likes pigs, but if she doesn't like pigs, then he will be done.
In a blink of an eye, the first week passed. In this week, in addition to preparing for the pig wedding, Billy often held the final singles carnival with his best men at other times.
In the second week of choosing a wedding dress, Steph took his family and friends to see the wedding dress, fantasizing what kind of wedding dress Billy would choose for himself
Ste PH likes this wedding dress. She likes some simple styles.
But on the other hand, Billy doesn't know what kind of wedding dress his girlfriend likes. When asked the clerk to try out the wedding dress, he still has an undecided idea.
best man: Are you sure Steph will like this?
He said: What do you think?
best man: I don’t know, now you are going to get married!
He: If you think this one looks good and she will like it, then I will buy this one!
Finally, several people voted to choose one of the two items. Although neither wedding dress is the type Steph likes. This wedding dress cost 1,000 pounds.
again, and the two best men are talking nonsense again.
"I don't think any wedding dress will be suitable for that wedding location.
Because...that's not the place where we usually hold weddings?"
After choosing the wedding dress, Billy and his best men had to rush to the pig farm in turmoil. This time they were going to learn to drive pigs...
html l0arrived at Steph's bachelor party. It was supposed to be Billy preparing everything for the other party's party, but I don't know if it was because he was too dedicated to preparing for the Pig Wedding. He missed a lot of details.
For example, he did not pay the fare for the travel in advance to Steph and the bridesmaids. The "surprise" prepared for Steph at the bar party was too unsurprising, which made Steph a little depressed. Because she had high expectations for all this.
Finally, the bridesmaids called to remind Billy to see if he had any other arrangements...
Since it was the guy who said that this was all arrangements... There was no finale program...
Steph was very sad and cried, saying that it would be better to stay at home and drink. In the end, the bridesmaids took her to the city to play...
After experiencing the party, Billy was actually panicked.
He has always been very confident in everything he arranged, but later he found out that it was just that.
Aware of all this, he decided to work harder - to get the pig wedding done...
He ordered a wedding cake worth 250 pounds. Of course, the cake is still a pig-style...
bought a pig-style jumpsuit for 100 pounds. This dress is for bridesmaids.
But this guy was not completely stupid. He was afraid that the bridesmaid would not agree to wear this dress by then, so he later went to choose a purple evening dress for them, which cost another 100 pounds.
However, it was obvious that he was a little unconfident about letting his bridesmaids wear these clothes. After thinking about it, he decided to take the bridesmaids over and let them wear them in advance.
They tried on this purple dress at that time, but the bridesmaids were very dissatisfied: Who would choose this bright purple dress?
Although the bridesmaids are not satisfied, Billy is very confident that Steph will be satisfied. (Although the bridesmaids also made it clear that Steph would not like such clothes to appear at the wedding)
As for why the bridesmaids were not allowed to try on the pig jumpsuit, Billy said mysteriously,
If they were asked to try on the pig jumpsuit, they could probably guess what the theme of the wedding was, and they could not do so.
The day before the wedding,
On this day, Steph and his family set out to see the wedding dress Billy chose for her.
result: The moment she saw the wedding dress, her smile stopped. This wedding dress happens to be the exaggerated and inflated type she doesn't like.
Everyone's reaction is this
Steph's mother knew that this wedding dress was not the type her daughter liked, but she still encouraged her to try it.
Steph couldn't help crying when he put on his wedding dress he didn't like. The person next to her quickly comforted her and said that she actually looked very good.
This is not over yet, the owner of the wedding shop said that there is another surprise for her.
When I opened the box, I saw that
was a pair of rain boots? ? Or pink? ?
At that time, everyone was still asking: Could it be that they were going into the field, right?
Haha...
Time finally came to the wedding day.
accompanied by the question of rain boots, the bride Steph slept peacefully all night.
When she was receiving makeup, she also said that she hoped that the place where she wanted to hold the wedding was not in the fields.
On the other side, the wedding scene (pig farm) was making final preparations to welcome guests
At the same time, the bridesmaids gathered at Steph's house received a package. At the moment they opened it, they finally knew what they were going to wear today...
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bridesmaids were all furious, and they called Billy immediately and asked: "What the hell? Wearing this dress?"
"Is all the guests wearing this stupid clothes or are we just a few of us bridesmaids?"
"It's nothing to ask us to wear. The key is that Steph was already depressed enough yesterday. If she saw these clothes again, she would go crazy!"
Finally, the bridesmaid group still compromised, after all, it was a human being. The big day of home...
So, the bridesmaid group appeared...
The bride who saw all this was almost cracked at the moment and said she didn't want to attend the wedding anymore.
cannot help these bridesmaids, wearing these clothes while comforting the bride...
Hao still has to continue the wedding,
Steph put on the wedding dress, the bridesmaids came to a god Finished:
"Do you want to wear rain boots?"
-"I don't want it!!"
Now the man has ruined all the mood of the woman, so when the best man came to pick up the woman, no one gave the best man a good look...
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on the pig farm, a group of people dressed very delicately and appropriately, waiting for the wedding to begin.
It is hard for those girls who come to the scene wearing high heels. They stepped on the mud
The air on the scene was filled with an awkward atmosphere and the freshness of pig manure.
Watching the pig rolling in the mud became one of the programs that guests lingered.
The handsome groom appears. Now that things have come to this point, he is as slow as he knows that his wife will definitely be very angry at the wedding, but there is nothing he can do.
He was in a state of no joy of getting married, but he was very panicked...
The car carrying his wife and mother-in-law climbed over the muddy fields and finally appeared in his sight.
car accompanied by the bride's family's swear words and curses, getting closer and closer,
"What a fucking farm!!!"
"What a stupid idea!!"
Mother-in-law: "I know you like pigs, but this method is really stupid!"
The car stopped, and the bride got off the car reluctantly and got off the car
There were pigs on the side of the road rolling around without knowing the times
Steph looked at Billy from afar, and didn't walk past. Not far away, a pig is foraging for food.
expressionless, the bride walked over with the applause of the guests on both sides
"If anyone laughs out loud, I will leave immediately!" Standing next to the groom, he didn't want to look at the groom...
But in the end, the witness's words still made Step smile again,
"I didn't have the chance to ask Step why he fell in love with Billy, but when I asked Billy why he liked Steph, he said, 'You only If you want to spend 10 minutes with her, you will also like her.
'She is very considerate and considerate, and always put others first. Regarding her advantages, I can tell you last day,
We have made each other better people'"
At this moment, I don't know if it was because of panic or touching, Billy was already choking and tears were shaking in his eyes...
The guests were also very moved, applauding warmly
Finally, both sides swore each other and hugged and kissed each other. Although this wedding was not satisfactory, at least it wasn't too bad in the end...
But don't forget that there is another thing. challenge Guinness World Records.
At that time, this guy signed up to challenge the record of the most pig parade. More than 50 pigs would walk through the aisle that exceeded 100 meters.
Billy told Steph about this, but the other party did not understand: Why do you do this? What does it have to do with our wedding?
This guy is stupid: it must be related, your name will also be on this world record!
anyway... This record notary appeared on time...
then, this guy started to chase the pig...
How can the world be satisfactory? This guy may not have good skills, and finally broke the record and turned into a pig and broke the pen, running around...
so, the challenge record failed... The embarrassing notary shook hands...
This wedding is not always bad. Billy finally gave Steph a surprise at the banquet venue, and he arranged the scene very well...
so...
This wedding is not all bad. 77
Of course, there are still pig balloons on the scene...
Steph knows that his husband is stupid, but he also knows that he loves himself from the bottom of his heart...
Finally there is a conversation between two people:
"No one will like to hold a wedding in a pig farm"
" Or we can tell our children and grandchildren about this in the future"
" They will definitely laugh at us"
" Or they will think we are very cool..."