Esquire Note: Have you gotten used to the Halloween costumes that are endless in American dramas? However, not all bad guys are good at Halloween costumes. As a well-educated magazine, Mr. Fashion Esquire lists the worst outfits sold online in the United States. They are not only not as sexy and interesting as merchants say, but they also make you very embarrassed.
Don't dress like a drug lord
If the police posted photos of the jailbreak criminal in a certain community, would you dress like him and wander around the city? Of course not. Following this logic, do you think it is a good idea to dress up as the biggest international wanted criminal this Halloween this year?
A Mexican company is producing prison clothes for the big drug lord Joe Quinn Guzmann, nicknamed "The Dwarf", and will be sold to more than 30 countries this Halloween. "It's a very interesting way to express our criticism of the government, and they let the criminal escape after a few months of arresting the "Short"." The latest news about the drug lord "Short" showed that he was injured in a conspiracy fight in northwestern Mexico in early October. But who knows whether this injured person is a short man or a group of guys wearing "short man" prison uniforms.
Wake up, people who have no heart!
The real estate tycoon's clothes are not sexy at all
At the Halloween party, a beautiful woman wearing a tie, a white shirt, casual blazer and shorts walked in. She asked you, are you the lead singer of AC/DC band? No, of course it wouldn't happen. She would just point to the red hat on her head and say, "Let America rise."
Yes, in some places, some people really bought sexy Donald Trump Halloween costumes for $69.95 free shipping. Trust me, no living woman can make Donald Trump sexy, or funny.
The most important thing is, do you want to spell the slogan of that hat right?
Pizza rat clothing is flooding
Do you still remember pizza rat? Of course you don't remember. That was a long time ago an online incident. At the Halloween party, you watch the pizza rats come in and out, and you can’t figure out why the pizza rats come back in the way of Halloween costumes. "Remember it!?!" the people screamed at the party. No, we really don't remember.
Not every online event, viral video or new story can be turned into a Halloween costume. But some people just love to buy these things. They not only buy pizza rats, but even Caitlyn · Jenner has not let go.
The weird guy wearing Caitlyn Jenner's clothes
Don't say you don't know who Caitlyn ·Jenner is? Well, then you always know that Kim · Kardashian, that plump butt beauty. Bruce Jenner is Kim · Kardashian's stepfather. This year, he underwent a deformation surgery and changed his name to Caitlyn · Jenner. Yes, this is a very magical big family. But today we are not going to discuss the Kardashians, but the Halloween outfit with "Call Me Caitlyn" in the picture.
Two American websites have proposed this Caitlin outfit, which consists of a white top with padding, shorts and a maroon wig, and the merchant says you can dress up the gentlest side of the popular Olympic champion. This aroused some people's anger on the Internet, believing that it was an insult to Caitlyn · Jenner. Several media later reported on the incident. Fortunately, someone later came out to give the dress a reasonable explanation, comparing Caitlyn · Jenner to this year's superhero. People were wearing this dress to celebrate her.
No matter what critics say, this dress is boring in our eyes, let alone sexy, it is just a reminder of a certain news event that has happened in the past period of time. And there are many such a bad Halloween outfit.
Ebola virus theme
MH370 unit death topic
9/11 topic
Boston Marathon explosion victim theme
Boston Marathon explosion victim theme
Remy Domestic Violence Theme
Killed Black Boy Trevon-Martin Theme
Killing the Lion's Dentist Theme
Hey, you should be celebrating Halloween instead of reminding people around you what happened recently! Spending dozens of dollars to buy "sexy" clothes sold on those websites is actually a sign of not wanting to use your imagination and creativity. Sometimes you only need three or fewer things to complete your Halloween outfit. The guy below turned himself into a fun avocado with just colored cardboard and his belly.
Source: Esquire USA
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Edited by Zhu Xingyu Text/Wang Hao
