At the beginning, I liked someone, but to be honest, I was really going to the other person outside. But the life is still a matter of perpetuating the life of this love, and the person still needs to maintain his efforts to maintain his external conditions.
Pipi pig Let's go
A scene I have been fantasizing about is that my husband got along with a rich woman. The rich woman came to me and threw a check in front of me. " gives you 10 million , leave your husband!" Then I said, "Okay! Thank you for your dear! I will sell it to you when I find my husband in the future!
No trace of PS
Just now I saw a big brother, and I went out for a walk with him, Alaskan sled dog , very big and handsome The dog. But after walking a few steps, the dog pulled the owner back. A scene that defied the sky appeared. The elder brother squatted down and looked directly at the dog, then pulled up the dog's front paws and shouted heart-wrenchingly: What did you say?! You are afraid of the cold! You TM sled dog! It's not snowing! I just wore a single dress and didn't say anything. As a sled dog, you are afraid of the cold?! !
Your world I don't understand the world
My female colleague is really an acting person: a few colleagues gathered together one day and took them to the restaurant where I often eat with my wife. The boss greeted me and asked naturally, "I didn't bring my wife here today?" I was about to answer, and my female colleague slapped the table and shouted, "I am his wife!" asked the boss hysterically, who is the woman you are talking about? He grabbed my collar and roared like a Qiong Yao drama. Xiao, who is it? Who is it?! The boss silently exited the private room, and the female colleague proudly said that she would wait for a discount. When checking out, the boss said: Brother, this meal is mine today, let’s explain and explain to your wife.
Cooking with her boyfriend in the yard of the rental house, and the landlord and grandma came to chat. Ask her boyfriend: "Young man, do you have a partner? "The boyfriend pointed at me, meaning that I was his partner. As a result, grandma exclaimed: "Oh? Is this asking your mother? "
Other people's fitness daily
Your fitness daily
" Actually, there is a secret that has never been told to you, this is my essence. I have been spending my spiritual power to maintain the human form, but the end has finally come. Thank you for accompanying me, goodbye. "I plan to leave a note on my desk with a dragon fruit on it, and then go home to sleep.
One day, my second-hand wife showed off to me, and her colleagues praised her.
I asked her: "How do your colleagues praise you? "
She said: "They all say that I am below one person in the number world and the letter world. "
Seeing her happy look, should I tell her: "The number and letter are the number 2 and the letter B respectively? "
Good skills
Xiao Ming: "Dad, this is my first time cooking. ”
Xiao Ming: “How does Dad taste like? "
Dad: "Well, your salt is fried well, with a faint egg fragrance! "
Xiao Ming: "……………………”
There was one yuan on the floor in the office today, and no one picked it up from morning to noon. In the end, the aunt who swept the floor picked it up and put it on my desk. In the afternoon, I took this yuan and sent a red envelope on WeChat, snatching it one by one like a grandson...
Niu: Your family conflicts are slowly resolved, I left first.
Why is Duan in the Dragon Ba tribe so good at flirting girls? So many women are devoted to him, and their daughters are so beautiful! Ordinary reply: After all, the prince is too noble, so he is naturally good at flirting girls. God's reply: Do you think the one-yang finger of the Dali Duan family is just used for fighting?
