2017's running circle, whether in the competitive or entertainment level, every weekend's competition day brings me one surprise after another. Do you still remember the funny runners and funny events that appear in the running circle this year?
This year's Xiamen Marathon has been upgraded to a full-marathon event. The improvement of the quality of the event has also refreshed runners, and the running slogans carefully set by the organizing committee have become a hit in the circle of friends. For example, [running a marathon, it is easier for a second child], [running Song Joong Ki, puberty on the track], etc., are catchy and popping up the circle of friends for a while.
In a marathon race, a runner cos became a farmer and came to participate with two baskets of marathon medals. Behind his shirt was a warning that [Running is poor for three generations, cross-country ruins a lifetime]. Who said that running is the most economical way of exercise? Because of running, my wife thinks I have raised a small person outside! Because of running, my parents think I'm taking drugs! This sentence may only be understood by runners. After the marathon, the guy stretched and massaged his companions, but was captured by other runners who were traveling with him, and the guy couldn't say anything about his hardship!
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0 In July, a female runner came to the diversion of the whole and half of the journey. She originally wanted to take a photo here to remember, but then she thought, it would be better to go on a handstand, but she never expected that the sign was not fixed, and the female runner fell to the ground, which caused the onlookers to burst into laughter.
00 In early September, the organizing committee set up a pure natural open-air toilet for the contestants. The men's and women's toilets are separated by a tree, and only a fig leaf is set up, which is called the most bold mobile toilet.
What are they doing? They are off-road! What else do the female runner with her head bowed? She is replenishing supplies!
People who don’t run off-road will never understand, you must not think wrongly.
At the Beijing Marathon, a male runner stared at the female running and saw a black cat watching it. This scene was taken by the photographer. The onlookers all said, "Brothers, let's wear sports glasses next time!"
Coincidentally, this scene happened last year. A girl was not wearing a suitable sports Bra, and she ended up being "raucous" in the track, attracting many people who turned back.
In the Hefei Marathon, a male runner suffered from private friction during running, causing bleeding, and the crotch of his shorts was penetrated by blood stains. While feeling sorry for him, the onlookers couldn't help laughing.
Superman's cosplay is very common in the mara track, but have you ever seen Superman with a thorny twitch? In a marathon in late November, a Superman coser was still very excited before running, but unexpectedly he had cramps on the ground halfway through, and the runner teased: You took off! After the Shaoxing
After the Shaoxing marathon, some media reported that the champion was hospitalized for discomfort. The medical expenses cost 12,000 yuan, while his competition bonus was only 10,000 yuan. He worked hard to finish the marathon, but he still had to pay 2,000 yuan. The clever runner said: Didn’t you see the doctor’s gesture? Two thousand more!
In early December, a marathon was held in Yunlin, Taiwan. There were 15 supply stations throughout the journey, including beef, dumplings, roasted chicken, beer... This is to move the food street to the scene! A runner had cramps in his feet and wanted to walk slowly. He forced her to give her a roast chicken at the supply station, so she carried the chicken and finished the race. After the Nanjing Marathon
After the race, a runner sat silently on the ground eating instant noodles. Unexpectedly, a pair of lingering couples behind him snatched the camera, and it suddenly turned out to be desolate. After the race, runners from the Nanjing Running Team said that the male protagonist is a serious runner and has a happy family. Runners: Don’t mess with photographers in the future.
If the marathon changed China, then the photographer changed the marathon.After the Guangzhou Marathon race, a netizen left a message to the photographer, requesting to delete the photo, the reason was: My dad was running with his mistress! !
In the Shanghai Marathon, a female runner from District D squeezed into the elite athletes' area and set out, thinking she was going to rush into 300 in one fell swoop. But from the photos after the game, it can be seen that she, accompanied by her companions, passed the finish line with a ferocious expression, and the final finishing time was. . . . . . 5 hours and 32 minutes, it’s really heartbreaking! !
Xi'an Marathon has come late, and this year finally ushered in the first year of the event. Among the many contestants, the Jigong runner in the picture above is unique and is known as the fattest Jigong dresser in history.
Lu Xun said: A cigarette after the game will be a life-like god! During this year's Hangzhou Marathon, a runner smoked cigarettes on the track, running while smoking without losing speed. Finally, the 330 raced the entire journey. Many people were amazed: It turns out that cigarettes are the strongest supply for marathons!
Lu Xun also said: Tobacco and alcohol are not separated! Therefore, in the Guangzhou Marathon, which is also the Running China Series, a runner directly picked up the national wine Moutai, and felt refreshed after a few sips. In the end, he might be drunk and his finishing results were unknown.
I want to talk about the best performance this year, and the cosplay of the Three Kingdoms characters on the Xiangyang Marathon is well deserved. Liu Bei, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu all went on the stage, bringing his own BGM on the track, which looked very happy. After the race, the three brothers did not forget to raise their glasses to celebrate.
marathon, not all of them are competitive, they can also be very entertaining. Runners don’t have to be too serious, relaxed entertainment is the real thing! !
2017, what are the joys you have when you run a horse? Welcome to leave a message to discuss!
