"Super!!!"
If you hear this roar, your body will reflexively pose Huang Feihong's white crane's wings shining.
So, congratulations, my youth returns.
On July 31, TVB's classic old variety show "Happy Invincible Award" was launched again.
or or Zeng Zhiwei , Qian Jiale , Ruan Zhaoxiang and other old acquaintances hosted.
Source: @TVB official Weibo
I didn’t expect that in my lifetime I could still see the return of " Award Gateman ".
started broadcasting in 1995 and was suspended in 2014.
This family-friendly variety show has become engraved into the childhood of the post-80s and post-80s who grew up watching TVB in Guangdong.
Piao likes to use it for bibimbap when he was a child.
Sometimes I laugh until I squirt, and my mother stares at her death. How funny is
? The host of
once joked that the audience with eye disease would smile after watching it.
Image source | Burying Dui
Back then, this show was popular among the audience because of its funnyness. has a good rating and can compete with Miss Asia finals. TVB senior executives directly added the original 26 episodes to 45 episodes.
Now "Happy Invincible Awards" has returned after many years, and it has replicated the ratings myth. The highest rating of the first episode of
was 24.5 points (about 1.59 million viewers), becoming the rating champion of the week. There are ratings for
, but how many people are paying for the content?
Some people think that "The Prize Gatekeeper" is just supported by feelings.
We think it is funny. Could it be that it is blinded by the emotional filter?
is not.
The funny scene of "Premier" is not out of date at all now. The first impression given by the
program: nonsensical.
There is always only one standard for choosing games - outrageous.
If you want to win, you never rely on your ability, but on luck.
For example, the classic mismatch link, when you can’t hear the sound, one asks randomly and the other answers randomly.
They were wearing soundproof headphones, listening to the discco, without the rushing roar of competition, and their faces were filled with calmness.
They firmly believe that they can answer correctly.
When the guest confidently and calmly said the answer to the big picture, the laughter burst out.
In this link, you can see all kinds of abnormal human conversations.
TVB male ethics excellent student Chen Hao When you are lonely and bored: you love to shave your feet the most.
Charmaine The secret technique of hiding the toilet: use the toes to sew.
cursed Liang Feifan Cha Baba's Liu Xing , his favorite dessert in daily life: shit.
Lu Haipeng is the king of this link.
Wearing headphones in the most bold way, speaking the most silly words.
Question: What will couples talk about in the end when they quarrel?
A: Let’s break up
B: Don’t be angry
C: Sorry, please give me another chance
Our Brother Peng, answered:
I’m not drunk!
Uh, it seems that it is correct? Who didn’t drink to relieve your sorrows after breaking up with a quarrel?
Let’s have another question: What do parents usually scold their children when they run away from home?
Correct answer: Don’t come back if you leave!
But he said: Are you not sick, are you?
is right.
with the roar on Qihui, mocking the index of , Yang Mi's "Are you okay?"
Although Lu Haipeng only answered 1 question correctly in the end, he received a lot of applause from the audience. Sure enough, in this inappropriate program, answering the wrong answer is the picture that the audience wants to see the most.
and also have an link called "tea restaurant".
If you have been to the authentic Hong Kong-style tea restaurant orders, you can see that communication between the guys is like encrypted calls, and no matter how complicated the order is, it can be accurately conveyed to the kitchen in just a few words.
is extended to the game, which means the source transmission, and the restore rate of the final repeater.
At the beginning, the retelling content was normal, just ordering food.
three sandwiches, two of which are company sandwiches, do not change to ham and bacon, and one egg beef sandwich should be fresh beef, and do not bake the bottom. Four pieces of caesar, one piece of curry is not jam. Please give me two cups of coffee, one cup has less sugar and more milk, one cup has vegetarian sugar, one cup has combed ice cream, one cup has tangerine, one cup has tangerine, two slices of ginger, one cup has milk tea, no flower milk, one cup has condensed milk, another cup has ice cream, red bean ice, no cloud, ice cream, chocolate , red beans should be soft, the last cup has fruit treatment, more peaches and less pineapple.
The above requirements must be recorded within 1 minute. is not high. Right,
minutes ends, which is often the despair of the guests
The first guest probably can remember no more than 50%. It can be imagined that what is repeated after several rounds of message is completely different. The content of the guests' hard work was illogical, making people roll around with laughter. Later, the content of this link became a report.
piao strongly recommends that you read the following report quotes in Cantonese, and experience the strongest single-handed skr.
As the reporter, Zeng Zhiwei said as soon as he started:
Madam, Oops, I was touched on the subway.
Describe the incident:
In the morning, I and I, with Paul, who is the cousin of my third aunt, visited the Shopping in Central Mall, thinking about taking the subway to Tung Chung to find a blind massage, went to Jordan and saw two twin grandmothers. When they went to Yau Ma Tei , five golden brothers came, and there were more people in Mong Kok. Three minutes later, the subway was dumped urgently. I found something wrong. Five female classmates looked at me, and then they found that the chicken wings on the left side of the back were touched, leaving a yellow palm print
Description of each suspect:
One is Uncle, When I smiled, I was so vulgar and mean, with two cigarette butts in my mouth and scalded everywhere (spicy), and my teeth were so sloppy. Another four-eyed man, wearing a fisherman's hat on his head, biting a piece of seaweed, and two feather dusters on his back ( chicken feather sweep ), and a man with a basket on his left and a goose on his right. The most special thing is that he has a lot of nose hair, and a few of them grow to the knees (knee brother)
hold the details tightly, and there is no need for the guest to pass messages. These outrageous descriptions alone have made the audience laugh and the show effect explode.
Of course, the highlight of "Premier" is not only nonsense.
old fans know that there is also an unexpected surprise hidden in it: eating melons.
In daily life, artists avoid as far as their ex can be, just like paparazzi.
But here, you no longer need to cry silently for the bleak ending of the CP you have ever hit. They will take the initiative to cue their current position openly while also packing their ex.
lets you harvest a whole melon field.
Zhang Weijian's main palace, everyone knows that it is Zhang Qian . What about the ex?
Xunxuan and Jiang Xinyan.
He stamped it in the game himself.
I have to praise it, the main doors of the game are really sensible.
When normal, this gate will drop once every 10 seconds.
In order to let everyone eat the melon in full, the door did not move at the critical moment, and stopped for 1 minute and 20 seconds. After listening to the gossips such as
, the door was closed instantly.
No wonder this show is called the Prize Gate (Cantonese pronunciation: Head), it turns out that there is this element
Some games cannot stop the scandals (rumors) from flying in the guests' mouths even if there are no props.
Han Hong: Don't cue, thank you
Later, the show became more courageous, and even the cue scandals felt that it was almost interesting, so I directly let Tang Yingying and Qian Jiale on the same stage. (She was the well-known "Mrs. Qian" at that time, but the relationship between the two has never been clearly stated to the public)
It was not enough to invite the current couple, and even had drama dramas on the same stage as her ex. The above mentioned Zhang Weijian and Jiang Xinyan met directly on the stage, and the two of them personally exposed the gossip of the masses.
In addition to scandals, TVB daily gossip can be accidentally obtained everywhere in the show:
For example, there is a late king that everyone knows, Zhang Keyi .
Ruan Zhaoxiang, who usually looks stupid, often goes to nightclubs and is photographed by paparazzi. Whenever he says he gets the right person.
The gossip that was rumored was almost played, don't worry, there are artists who self-destruct. I seriously suspect that the newly added anti-revolutionary links of
are used by the program team to purchase goods.
openly asked the guest: Have you ever tried making out in the car?
One dares to ask and the other dares to answer.
Zhuang Simin : I have done everything I can.
Shang Tian'e : There was no car at that time, so it was generally not too much in public places. At most, hold hands. What is too much must be back home, play from the door to the toilet and then to the room.
, there is a picture.
gossip, who doesn’t like to listen to it? The rules of the party are majority decisions. Ask some more exciting questions. If you answer yes or no, a few chairs will reverse. If you answer yes, you must (details) talk about the whole story.
Have you ever had a date with other opposite sex without telling your partner? Have you ever doubted your sexual orientation? Have you ever tried to have a relationship with a partner at work?
Listen, listen, listen, are these questions simple?
Anyone with discerning eyes knows that the reversal chair is not the point, but the ins and outs of the incident is.
Games love to dig holes and let artists tell them all.
However, relying on the game mechanism to create jokes is not omnipotent. You will always encounter some rebellious guys who take a detour.
Just like the guy below, he cues his girlfriend, laughs awkwardly, and passes quickly.
I didn’t know that I was a scumbag back then, but I just felt sweet. Now I can’t laugh at this scene now.
The evergreen secret of "Award Gateman" is not only the game of "killing people", but more importantly, it is an artist who is willing to be "killed".
is willing to accompany the show to be crazy and the guests who are making trouble with the show are almost invisible in today's variety shows.
Unlike today's artists, they always need to maintain their personality, manage their expressions at all times, and cannot let go of their idol burdens.
Treasure artists who participated in Hong Kong variety show never played according to the routine.
I couldn't stand the spicy sushi after eating it, and was so spicy that I was so spicy that I sprayed milk on the camera for a while:
imitated the underwear advertisement and directly used shoulder straps to show that the fabric was very elastic.
"Bang!" is so crisp that the whole audience can hear it.
There are also some treasure artists who win by their mouths and are invincible.
, which has studied Rockets in the United States, Kuo Aiming , played table tennis to draw questions. He was afraid that physics knowledge was too difficult, and the opposite , Aaron Kwok could not withstand it.
So, two simple mathematical problems were politely developed, prime numbers and square numbers .
is so "concerned", Aaron Kwok would kneel down after hearing this.
This is a link that others use the name of A to draw questions, for fear that the scene will not be dirty. Guo Ai, who has asked the math questions, is really a clear stream.
The first time I heard such a serious topic, I couldn't believe it, and I thought it was about "quality".
Do you think math problems are the peak of intelligence in the program?
no no no no no.
Table Tennis Q&A ACE Wu Zhenyu , apply to play.
Not only can he master the names of restricted films, but he can also ask the Nobel Prize winners and answer the poems from the sky from the Yellow River : Water from the Sky.
A sentence K·O opponent, you can be vulgar and elegant, and beat the Jiulu fish today.
In addition, there are some artists who are famous for their mouths, who rely not on their knowledge reserves, but nonsense.
As long as I have a serious expression, no one will find that I am wrong (not)
Zhang Weijian, a person who has a place in the funny world by talking nonsense Thai .
Although we know he is talking nonsense, he seriously knows that he is funny and really makes me laugh to the point.
When it comes to talking nonsense, Jacky Cheung only dares to be second in the show.
The nonsense BBKing of course is Lin Mincong.
"Love in the Mist" made Alan Tam popular is his works.
It is hard for you to imagine that a person who wrote the emotional lyrics of "Every time I look at you, every time I look at you, your eyes are also filled with tears" will look like this on the stage of "The Gateman of Prize":
asked "What kind of movie name do you see when you hear it?" He blurted out and started creating.
Dog goes to the west
Salty and moist nanny baby
Iron King Kong Hemorrhoids
Blind man Riding stealth fighter
Blind man Riding stealth fighter
Strange heroes are a thigh
Deputy Director of Xianshi
Shaved the world
shaved the hair of the world
Is this the writing talent of the lyricist?
The most outrageous thing about
is his word "solidar". In order to remember the link of
, others usually only follow 2 or 3 words.
He was fine, and he answered a very long and short term in one breath:
Everyone holds a branch Scotland yard non-industrial international line automatic snow melting 16Value wind oil titanium vertical lifting and laser color washing dry clothes air cushion brush
There are 46 words in total, and there is no logic, and the people behind it cannot remember it at all.
And his amazing point is that after he finished talking nonsense, he could still repeat it word for word. The 46-word nonsense of
has been remembered by the audience for more than 20 years. He also defeated Zhou Huimin and Sammi Cheng with these 46 words, and won the "Best Marathon Award" (the longest nonsense award) awarded by "Award Gateman".
By the way, this 46 phrase is also loved by him and he sang it into his own "Summer Vacation in Scotland Yard".
This song is simply a nonsensical plus version.
Artists are relaxed enough in the program so that viewers who watch the program can watch it relax and feel comfortable.
Who wants to watch them play games seriously?
In the face of funny things, winning or losing is not important at all.
has come to this point, it is time to return to our original question: Is the funny and outdated of the "Award Gateman"?
In the years when the program was closed, similar game meal replacement programs were not missing.
Before restarting the "Gateman" series, TVB played a similar game variety show called "The Show Must Go On" at the beginning of this year.
The elder Qian Jiale of "The Prize" was sitting in the formation, invited artists to play games to entertain everyone, and also reproduced the classic sitting bob session in "The Prize".
However, there was no splash after this program was broadcast, and this was not found online after just two episodes.
Similarly, many variety shows in the mainland that reproduced the "Award Gateman" game over the years, but almost none of them have a reputation. What is the reason for
? Is the gameplay outdated? The problem with
is indeed in the game, but it is not outdated, but it is played too seriously.
In " Ace vs. Ace ", the rain game is also a guest answering questions. If you answer wrong, you will accept the punishment for getting wet. If you are lucky, you can get a normal umbrella before getting wet. If you are lucky, you will only encounter regular customers in farmers' markets such as bananas, eggplants, and peppers.
At first glance, it looks very similar to the game "Premier", but the problem is a thousand miles apart.
is too much like a knowledge question and answer.
The guest answered the lyrics very much like I wrote an ancient poem in school exams. The question was given to the previous sentence, and I answered the next sentence. Both sides followed the steps and there were no surprises.
is also the lyrics. How did "Prespect Gateman" set up?
made it an IQ question.
Question: Who either doesn’t cry or how many pillows are wet when they cry?
Answer: Take it.
Because, in Lee Keqin and Alan Tam sang " Neighbors " lyrics are as follows:
In the latest season of "Award Gateman", the first game did continue the nonsensical style in the past.
Some gossip news that is late but it is here.
But the audience still complained that the show is not very pure.
can laugh, but it is not as funny as before. What's the problem with
?
Look at the former guests, even if they make all their fools, they have had a lot of fun and they have gained no less happiness than the audience.
lost the game and was punished, and was soaked in a scattered chicken that she was so happy that she couldn't see her teeth.
also says to dress up as soon as you dress up, and you don’t care if you have a random facial features.
Because they are really playing, the audience outside the screen can also feel this happiness.
But the current guests are either too replaying the burden and not playing, or they are too serious about playing, and are not really "playing" the game.
hunt for the food stage, the actors almost hit every shot, which is amazing but not funny.
I feel that the artists in the program have become competition machines, constantly running around in various games.
Don’t dare to expose any emotions or flaws, it’s fake.
to the second period, the reputation of testing at the edge of the cliff suddenly increased significantly.
Why?
Because the guest has a poor memory .
In the second episode of the show, the classic tea restaurant segment returned. The Prize Gateman once again turned into a diner and visited the Essay Tea Restaurant.
First there is the number of people:
3 men and five women, and one was once a man, but now a woman. In total, five adults, four children, and one is still in the belly. The guest recorded it as:
three men and five women, five people came, four did not come, one of them came tomorrow morning.
only remembers the key numbers, and the rest depends on blindness.
Then, the guests successfully placed an order, three cups of frozen lemon tea, one cup of milk, and one cup of lace...
The original dish of the guests, the tea restaurant owner was stunned when he heard it, seeing whether he would develop a new menu overnight.
After one meal, the guests almost didn’t want to eat anything they wanted.
Award winner: Listen to me, thank you...
The nonsense of ordering this time made the show finally have the same flavor as before.
and even netizens who saw this game clip really regarded it as a clip of an old show.
Image source | TVB official Douyin
What are we missing from the previous awardees? Is
a game that misses it?
no no no no no.
Pure game reproduction is not what we want.
What we want is the soul that the game reveals.
A relaxation that allows everyone to do whatever they want and not care about winning or losing.
Just like Lin Mincong said the first sentence when he received the award:
Thank you for giving me the opportunity to talk nonsense
We miss the former "Gateman", but I miss the opportunity it can give us.
An opportunity to listen to nonsense.
In the nonsensical game, we briefly withdraw from social order and release our fatigue in laughter.
It’s a pity.
It is already difficult to hear such nonsense again now.
