gasped, using the most primitive body movement to make your blood gush, sweat flowing through the curve of your muscles, mixed with moans of unknown meaning.
Yes, I'm talking about gym.
As a typical user who has wasted many years of card cards in the gym in recent years, I am the one who went to the card once a month after I applied for it and took a shower.
Customers like me are the favorites of coaches. Every time I go, they hate a small group of users who really go there every day without looking for private tutors to take small classes. To put it bluntly, asking you to apply for a fitness card is two different things to let you exercise.
This is similar to the gym pickup guide I want to talk about today.
The central idea of picking up a conversation in the gym is:
You have to know that you are not really going to exercise. People are going to train muscles and you are going to find fresh meat. Thank you.
If you want to fight in the hand-to-hand situation, please don’t think about losing your fat first.
Someone asked, isn’t it easier to get a six-pack abs with a vest line?
nonsense, let alone you may not be able to practice it, and is this the cycle too long and the input-output ratio too low?
is OK. With the guiding ideology, you can start preparing.
Whether you are a man or a woman, if you want to hook up in the gym, good equipment is half the success .
The so-called good, first refers to spending some money to buy a better brand.
People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles, and they are reluctant to let their children take care of wolves.
Gym clothing contempt chain is as follows: the bottom layer is a mess, such as autumn clothes and autumn pants plus old man shirt , the better one is the domestic brand suit, and the better one is the regular fitness clothing , the best one is the trendy brand mix.
To be honest, many gym dresses are outrageous and after watching, they think they are here to dance square dances or public baths.
If you want to flirt with strong men and pretty girls, it is best to have one or two trendy styles that are not suitable for fitness but are very exciting.
should also consider matching the scenario.
The best movies are all fitness men and women who sweat profusely, and you have to be a neat, sweat-free but carefully dressed up. For example, you can also apply a little water drop on your bangs without sweating, which will add points to your temptation.
good equipment, second means you have to know how to choose.
so-called charming but not sexy, strong but not greasy.
is to cause the audience's hormones to soar and leave room for exploration. is interesting but not erotic, and is seductive but not low-level.
is not actually the more you reveal, the more useful it is.
I have been thinking about a question for a while: why men are excited when they see a girl exposed under her skirt, even if they just glance at her, they are all three-point girls, which is not so attractive.
So later I felt that the key was to have room for imagination.
It is certainly necessary to be tight, but after all, you are not a fitness expert, so you should appropriately block the parts that can expose your real body defects. After all, after getting into bed, many people don’t have time to look at your body defects carefully.
has good equipment, the most important thing about is to be able to chat.
The gym is full of fish and dragons, and people are forced to chat with each other for awkwardly. How to flirt with is so important.
I remember a girl complained to me that she had met countless men who had met in the gym, but her skills were outrageously poor, and she even lacked interest in understanding the other party.
Generally, two people come up to ask for WeChat ID, she: Haha, are you too confident?
The second thing is to ask her what exercise she is doing. She: Haha, are you blind? Can’t you see?
The second one is to go to the toilet with her at the same time, and then come out together. The man said to her: You go to the toilet so fast!
She: Haha, you are not slow either!
So, this is the experience of chatting to death.
So, what should I talk about?
is actually not difficult, but in general, there are two routines.
First, it is to adapt to local conditions. Since you are in the gym, then you can talk more professionally.
The most feared thing is to scratch the itch through the boots. Since you show off, you cannot fail. You can’t just talk to others about aerobic or anaerobicity, right?
Will mixed metabolism be?
Does slim weight have?
muscle pump feels slash?
As for how to find the appropriate "compound action" in the "platform period" and how to effectively take "supplement" during the "platform period", you should read it easily.
would be even better if you could throw a few "Aerobic capacity" and "BMI" at any time.
This professional chat is particularly effective for girls who have a three-minute popularity in the gym to take selfies longer than exercise.
second, since you don’t know how to avoid the important and take a different approach.
For example:
You don’t know how to exercise, but you can pretend to be literary!
You can’t lift your feet, can’t you listen to music yet?
has a guide to installing X such as cloud music. Can't you install a niche Buddhist fitness specialty playlist on your mobile phone?
You can’t split, can you bring this book?
Amid a series of deliberate shouts like spring, you calmly leaned against the bench next to you and flipped a copy of Diane Kelly's "Freedom and Glory", while meeting both physical and mental needs, and making a clear judgment with the mindless muscular men around you.
You don’t have enough squats, can you speak English yet?
While wearing headphones, the other party can hear and watch the full English and American dramas that have been played without loudly. Occasionally, you can switch to the screen to watch the Dow Jones index and so on. Maybe you don’t have to speak on your own initiative, and they will come up and flirt with you.
Don’t think that these details will not be discovered. If you don’t find them, just keep pretending. Sooner or later, someone will take the bait.
To sum up, as long as the hardware and software are both strong in , the gym is your battlefield.
I dare not say anything else, it will definitely make you feel good about the annual fitness card that is lying down all year round.
Of course, if you secretly add an annual card to the person you want to flirt with, and then suddenly tell her, this will be even greater.
, that’s all for today’s guide. If you have any experience of being hooked up in the gym with , please feel free to throw it out!
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